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Ranty McRanterson
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Robert, this rock is pissing me off.
THEM: in the future, everything will be connected online and it will be great!

ME: *can't open a Word document b/c Comcast is down locally and it's tied to MS365*

THEM: oh shit, we didn't think about that...
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If your condolence starts with "A very bad thing happened, but..."

You should stop. Right away.

#themoreyouknow #knowingishalfthebattle #whatareyoustupidyeahthoughtso
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Really? You couldn't restrain yourself from insulting one of the greatest artistic minds of our time after a tragic death, one of too many? After multiple shootings? Right before Christmas? You couldn't have any compassion? You don't have any remorse?

Are you ok?

Are you sure?

#merrychristmas
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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All Politicians need to be removed since they won't impeach Donald Trump
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The purpose of the United States Constitution is to limit the power of the Federal Government, not the American People. #Truth
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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mainstream MAGA media is just unvarnished white nationalism now
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The Project 2025 people are big mad about Indiana Republicans voting against the state's gerrymandering scheme.

The way MAGA threatens I feel like I'm watching a bad knock-off of The Sopranos.

"That's a mighty nice state infrastructure you have there... be a damn shame if anything happened to it."
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Oh yeah? Like what other things???
DOOCY: Is Operation Southern Spear about drugs or oil?

LEAVITT: The Trump administration is focused on doing many things in the Western Hemisphere
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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We WANTED to release the Epstein files but it's going to take a couple years to convert them all into Times New Roman. Sorry!
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In case you were wondering, Big Top Pee Wee is just as bad as you remember. #movies
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Trump threatened to pull the state's federal funding, he sent Vance there multiple times, his allies (including his son) are currently threatening to oust all the Republicans who rebuked him, and he's already sicced his goons on these lawmakers, bringing them countless death threats. But ok.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.

Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Even if this were true, it would be incredibly dangerous. Short-term effects of low sleep are problems with attention span and memory, increased irritability and extreme fatigue. Long-term risks include psychological destress, cognitive decline and emotional volatility.
Lutnick: "The president sleeps less than me. I sleep 5 hours a night. The president sleeps 4 hours a night! And he's working all the time. He calls me late at night, he wants to talk about the day. He's on it all the time. It is the most impressive thing you've ever seen."
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Yeah, this happened.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So now they're manipulating the stock market with war crimes. Great..
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
Noem leaves the hearing and is heckled as she departs the room
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
At least if it were comic sans a lot of things would make more sense.
At least while we are screwing over our allies around the world we will be doing it in an anti-woke font.
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I am fine with it in comic sans as well.
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Release the files … unredacted …. NOW.
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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A country run by banks will always be in debt
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Steven Miller loves reading this? He wrote this. Give me a break.
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM