dartfluencer
@jaynooch.bsky.social
Credited writer on Supertramp’s hit 1979 album Breakfast in America
I love my husband!!!!
March 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love my husband!!!!
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We’re the most married couple on earth
March 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We’re the most married couple on earth
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I just got married to my wife
March 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I just got married to my wife
The World’s Most Hydrated Girl
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The World’s Most Hydrated Girl
Someone ran through the most disgusting puddle anyone’s ever seen and now the back of my jeans are covered in mud that won’t come off. No one in this world has it harder than me right now
February 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Someone ran through the most disgusting puddle anyone’s ever seen and now the back of my jeans are covered in mud that won’t come off. No one in this world has it harder than me right now
The Bluesky moderation team hates when a beautiful woman speaks her mind
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Bluesky moderation team hates when a beautiful woman speaks her mind
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📸 @jaynooch.bsky.social all rights reserved
February 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
📸 @jaynooch.bsky.social all rights reserved
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@jaynooch.bsky.social got Perkeo on round 1 and everyone went crazy
January 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@jaynooch.bsky.social got Perkeo on round 1 and everyone went crazy
I need rehab for my balatro addiction
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I need rehab for my balatro addiction
Bros at a gas station 🤣
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bros at a gas station 🤣
The best part of my commute is when I get to go down the escalator in port authority that always smells like burger king French toast sticks ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The best part of my commute is when I get to go down the escalator in port authority that always smells like burger king French toast sticks ❤️
My aunt sent me this the other day and it’s honestly kind of fucked up how cute I was as a baby
January 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My aunt sent me this the other day and it’s honestly kind of fucked up how cute I was as a baby
Urgent request: how are you all pronouncing balatro?
January 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Urgent request: how are you all pronouncing balatro?
Who is that stunning woman in the photo….
enough of this kind of shit, just shut up and scroll past. not every conversation is about you and your life.
January 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Who is that stunning woman in the photo….
I love when a tv show ends an episode with “to be continued…” in the middle of the season like holy shit!! I wasn’t expecting this to continue
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I love when a tv show ends an episode with “to be continued…” in the middle of the season like holy shit!! I wasn’t expecting this to continue
Coworker has been chewing gum with her mouth open for 3 hours now i don’t deserve this
January 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Coworker has been chewing gum with her mouth open for 3 hours now i don’t deserve this
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ONLINE: Mr. Crap? You think I should be peeing my pants about a death threat from some nobody with a cartoon avatar named "Mr. Crap"?
AT HOME: (dropping spinning mug of heavily marshmallowed hot cocoa in slow motion as I turn on the hallway light to reveal the nude and towering figure of Mr. Crap)
AT HOME: (dropping spinning mug of heavily marshmallowed hot cocoa in slow motion as I turn on the hallway light to reveal the nude and towering figure of Mr. Crap)
January 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ONLINE: Mr. Crap? You think I should be peeing my pants about a death threat from some nobody with a cartoon avatar named "Mr. Crap"?
AT HOME: (dropping spinning mug of heavily marshmallowed hot cocoa in slow motion as I turn on the hallway light to reveal the nude and towering figure of Mr. Crap)
AT HOME: (dropping spinning mug of heavily marshmallowed hot cocoa in slow motion as I turn on the hallway light to reveal the nude and towering figure of Mr. Crap)
Happy birthday to my partner in life and darts @aniceburrito.bsky.social I love you!!!!!
January 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy birthday to my partner in life and darts @aniceburrito.bsky.social I love you!!!!!
I am pro congestion pricing but this difference is mostly because it’s the first Monday after the new year and it’s snowing out. I don’t think we’ll see any actual effects until we get into the real year (first week of the year is a fake week)
We’ve got a live one www.congestion-pricing-tracker.com
January 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am pro congestion pricing but this difference is mostly because it’s the first Monday after the new year and it’s snowing out. I don’t think we’ll see any actual effects until we get into the real year (first week of the year is a fake week)
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Pizza beans coursing through my veins
January 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Pizza beans coursing through my veins