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Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

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NSFW stuff sometimes.

24/7 obsessed with my husband https://bsky.app/profile/mousehold.bsky.social

#Macro/Micro #SizeSky #BlueSize

Beware of cursed content/shitposts

He/Him ENTJ-T

I am not an artist. Most stuff I post is commissioned.

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Jayne🔞 @jaynefolest.bsky.social · Sep 22

First real post and what I'm basically about.

I love my husband @mousehold.bsky.social

Commissioned from skeb.jp/@77uraxxx

Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

Thank you Cygames

November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM

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Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

So I commissioned @kononiko.bsky.social to draw some @kononiko.bsky.social content.

This was the result:

November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM

Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

So I commissioned @kononiko.bsky.social to draw some @kononiko.bsky.social content.

This was the result:

November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM

Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

Time for another batch of lacto-fermented hot sauce

3 sweet white onions

500g garlic cloves

500g white peach flesh (with skin)

Handful of peeled Thai hairy eggplants

7 months' harvest of sugar rush peach peppers

7 month's harvest of carolina reapers

Water to cover

5% by weight of salt

November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM

Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

Very normal Jayne interaction:

Jayne:

"Emaaaaail"

Kono:

"Nit [not] at home still.
Cat sitting.
Will be home in two hours."

Jayne:

"Meow meow.
I'm a cat.
Sit on me.
Meow Meow."

Kono:

"Damn."

November 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM

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Spikings Art @ MCM London

@spikingsart.bsky.social

Mind The Gap & Don't Look Back
#illustration #fantasy #urbanfantasy

A London Underground train on a dark and dingy platform. The train doors open to a sunny field of golden flowers. Doves fly out from the landscape, and a deer watches you from the distance.

November 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM

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racc ⚢

@raccoattack.bsky.social

can we pretend...

November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM

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Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

What if I put on the Trypophobia Footpads and stepped on you?

October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM

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Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

Being toy-sized to a mouse is an experience.

Commissioned from @gekasso.bsky.social and featuring @mousehold.bsky.social

September 22, 2024 at 3:24 AM

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⚢ Wheypenwifestre 🔆

@nizzy.cc

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

We Have Enough Dead Friends
By Lena Oleanderson

Come over. The doors are open,
my flat's a mess and
so is my heart
but the doors are always open.
Come over. I will make soup,
probably from frozen but
the important thing is
we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying,
but if you are,
or you feel like you are,
or if living's been hard,
call me, and I will show up.
It doesn't have to be that bad,
it doesn't have to be bad at all,
but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries?
Do you want me to mop the floors?
Do you need to be held;
you don't have to be dying to be held.
If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again,
and breathing is hard,
and eating's been hard, and sleeping,
the world is a laden thing
rolling around on my chest lately.
Just being alive is heavy tonight,
but we have enough dead friends.
Come over.

November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM

Jayne🔞

@jaynefolest.bsky.social

2026 lunar new year orange mead

Primary:

15kg tangerines, juiced whole, peels and all.

20kg mandarin oranges, peeled then juiced.

6kg Thai wildflower honey

3kg New Zealand raw wildflower honey

36.5g Fermaid O
8.5g FT Soft Blanc
37g Bentonite
Liberal amounts of pectic enzyme