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Just released an album

waxcannon.bandcamp.com/album/teeth
TEETH, by Wax Cannon
11 track album
waxcannon.bandcamp.com
Happy 2206
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We don't usually email you on New Year's Eve
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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They're going to *throw out* one-of-a-kind NASA archives?!

Not even a year since the Inauguration & we're already at the 2nd-time-as-farce version of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I have a one day weekend coming up. No trips are planned.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People on Facebook are copying my tweets
Facebook is designed to make you feel like you’re having a stroke now
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Being in the newspaper used to be good but I don't think I'd want to be in the newspaper now
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Humans may be able to grow as many teeth as they want
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the 20+ blocks label
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The Minneapolis Star Tribune is from Iowa
Dear valued customer, we wanted to save a couple bucks by printing papers far away, so now editions following snow storms will be late and thus worthless. Subscription prices will remain unchanged. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Remember:

When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.

When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.

ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
0000% IQ
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Caspian Sea
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You're nothing but a bunch of goddamn fuckers
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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from the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" article
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Santa Claus is fake. They are trying to control you.
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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If you haven't heard Andrew's podcast, check it out!
A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs
500songs.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Thick walls and nylon ceilings
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Jim Morrison driving his Shelby Mustang, 1974. Jim Morrison owned a 1972 Shelby GT500 Mustang, which he called “The Blue Lady.” This car was a gift from Elektra Records president Jac Holzman after the band’s first #1 hit, “Seasons in the Sun.” Morrison’s Shelby was a Nightmist Blue GT500, equipped w
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
200 IQ
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Who is asking for this
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thank you for reading my tweets today
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM