JayGogh
@jaygogh.bsky.social
Bench warmer, Team Mediocre
📍Tokyo, Japanistan.
📍Tokyo, Japanistan.
I love how grumpy this is.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love how grumpy this is.
The holiday alphabet goes ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Noel.
Noel.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The holiday alphabet goes ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Noel.
Noel.
In the final analysis, she should’ve acquiesced and gone to rehab.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
In the final analysis, she should’ve acquiesced and gone to rehab.
Aggressive start by the computer.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Aggressive start by the computer.
This Chinese-style spoon is sus.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This Chinese-style spoon is sus.
Snowbaby‘s first dick-scarf.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Snowbaby‘s first dick-scarf.
Æthelhere implies the existence of Æthelthere.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Æthelhere implies the existence of Æthelthere.
The world is leaving me behind, I guess, ’cause holy hell, this is purt near to nonsense.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The world is leaving me behind, I guess, ’cause holy hell, this is purt near to nonsense.
Was it all guys named Bubba or just the one?
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Was it all guys named Bubba or just the one?
Ohtani. Unanimous MVP.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ohtani. Unanimous MVP.
It’s Tippecanoe and Tyler Junior to you.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It’s Tippecanoe and Tyler Junior to you.
Republicans have a great election and we hear about it for months as they try to do whatever they want.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Republicans have a great election and we hear about it for months as they try to do whatever they want.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
Democrats cave less than a week after theirs.
I’m skipping all the middlemen and just listening to straight click tracks.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I’m skipping all the middlemen and just listening to straight click tracks.
Folks, my position as your savior requires a higher salary than I’m currently receiving. As such, my team is setting up a GoFundMe that will be active by the end of business today.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Folks, my position as your savior requires a higher salary than I’m currently receiving. As such, my team is setting up a GoFundMe that will be active by the end of business today.
Dude’s vidjo team is quality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dude’s vidjo team is quality.
Murder, she persists.
Murder, she didn’t do.
Murder, she reminisced.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Murder, she persists.
This is what I’m talking about!
BREAKING: DECISION DESK HQ CALLS NYC MAYORAL RACE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is what I’m talking about!
*throws up so hard phone shatters*
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November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*throws up so hard phone shatters*
It’s dying, but it’s dying fighting.
What we know so far, 8:30pm
—Democrats flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—Also means Dems take VA trifecta.
—Dems in good shape to win NJ-Gov.
—Dems appear to flip 2 statewide offices in Georgia.
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincinnati.
—Last GOPer in Orlando council gone.
—PA: Dem justices up big so far.
—Democrats flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—Also means Dems take VA trifecta.
—Dems in good shape to win NJ-Gov.
—Dems appear to flip 2 statewide offices in Georgia.
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincinnati.
—Last GOPer in Orlando council gone.
—PA: Dem justices up big so far.
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s dying, but it’s dying fighting.
“No dangerous goods” = “Only dangerous bads”
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“No dangerous goods” = “Only dangerous bads”
I’m at a loss for words that Cheney finally died. I had no faith that it would ever happen.
The truly evil live a lot longer than they need to.
The truly evil live a lot longer than they need to.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’m at a loss for words that Cheney finally died. I had no faith that it would ever happen.
The truly evil live a lot longer than they need to.
The truly evil live a lot longer than they need to.
I know it’s a living language, but “women”, used as an adjective, is always gonna sound dismissive, sexist, and dumb.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I know it’s a living language, but “women”, used as an adjective, is always gonna sound dismissive, sexist, and dumb.
This yoga studio couldn’t think of a third thing.
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This yoga studio couldn’t think of a third thing.
Erika and JD will buy eyeliner in bulk.
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Erika and JD will buy eyeliner in bulk.
The reason for the nuclear tests is Putin wants up-to-date info about our nuclear capabilities, right?
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The reason for the nuclear tests is Putin wants up-to-date info about our nuclear capabilities, right?