JayGogh
jaygogh.bsky.social
JayGogh
@jaygogh.bsky.social
Bench warmer, Team Mediocre

📍Tokyo, Japanistan.
I love how grumpy this is.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Aggressive start by the computer.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This Chinese-style spoon is sus.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Snowbaby‘s first dick-scarf.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The world is leaving me behind, I guess, ’cause holy hell, this is purt near to nonsense.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This yoga studio couldn’t think of a third thing.
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Listening to Springsteen’s “Nebraska '82: Expanded Edition”.

This is a masterclass on how further revisions can elevate songwriting (maybe all art).

So many of these songs are close, but noticeably inferior to their “Nebraska” versions.
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
While these are all nicknames I have been known by, I want to assure everyone that I was not involved in any criminal wrongdoing currently in the news.
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Some of you have never bought peanut butter from Craigslist and it shows.

tokyo.craigslist.org/hsh/d/vegan-...
October 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Now here’s how you title a movie, kids!

Filmsky 📽️
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is an incredible warning (for a part of town I am not in):
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
First: Dickens was drunk.

Second: Tarantino’s in the OED.

(Filmsky 📽️)
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Strong as the Union”.

I’m guessing Franklin glues have started to disadhere.
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Frequently I’ll wish I were a better writer. Then I’ll see a sentence like this and feel better about myself.
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Well, thoughts and prayers, I guess.
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Once you notice it’s a space and not disastrous kerning (and therefore an O rather than a lowercase-E), this shirt makes sense.
September 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Stopped in a building that has A/C and free seats to cool the fuck down. Was curious how many steps I’ve taken.
September 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Shirts available at The Gap.

Capitalism will digest everything.
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I call this one “Pocketshot (September, 2025)”.
September 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Someone seemingly-earnestly posted this on Twitter. I keep chuckling.
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
How does the Boston Sports Journal, of all things, get right what the NYT and WaPo cannot?

(Final sentence below.)
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Kids at the school across the street may know something, you guys.
August 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This coffee shop is now blaring “Idk” by MOSSS thru blown speakers.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There’s more important stuff in the world happening now – hell, even more important Target news, for that matter – but can we get someone to explain why they gave this sign male pattern baldness?
August 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Is this picture real? What a painful-looking way to sit.
August 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM