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Jay
@jayemmerton.bsky.social
Canadian dork.
They/Them 💙💜❤️ 🍃
I don't care how good people say Marty Supreme is, I'm absolutely not sitting through a movie starring Kevin O'Leary. I'd rather eat glass.
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'll never forgive everybody who labeled Stardew Valley as a "cozy" game, which in turn caused every "cozy" game to be a farming and dating sim.

You know what ISN'T cozy to me? Manual labor and talking to strangers.
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The only moral and ethical thing an ICE agent can do is eat a bullet.
"Everything we do is legal, ethical, and moral."

Don't believe ICE and their lies, please help share what's happening in Minneapolis. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"I'm doing my goddamn best, ok?" Is my motto for 2026 so far.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Here you go

Smackdown October 17th 2002
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The amount of people just ready to 100% forgive Kanye for blaming his antisemitism and bigotry on bipolar disorder is unreal.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
What if instead of more snow, I simply died?
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Oh shit I'm getting high and it's 4:20 I didn't even plan it wow what a miracle
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
A few days ago, a mid level influencer posted that they "have to use" Twitter because they simply get more interactions there and how Bluesky is full of prudes for not liking it. I said "if I'm a prude for not using a website that allows it's AI to generate CP, then sure." They deleted the post.
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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illustration, official u.s. playstation magazine (2000) archive.org/details/offi...
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I took myself out on a lunch date
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Fit check: the heat is broken at my work and it's -20 outside!!
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Might fuck around and finance a pizza at 11.9% interest
January 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It must be surreal for real podcasters who have been producing podcasts since they were literally downloaded on the iPod to watch celebrities start podcasts, swoop up all of the ad revenue and then give each other awards for it as if they just invited podcasts in March 2020.
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Just remember that when you're being mean to me online, this is who you're being mean to
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I got an ADHD diagnosis yesterday then I called my parents to say "hey so remember all of those times growing up when I told you I was struggling in school and you said I was a lazy fuck? And then I said I think I have ADHD and you said "no you're just lazy"? So yeah I just got diagnosed with ADHD"
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I think 2026 will be the year I get really into Dark Magicks and Forbidden Incantations
January 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
There are a lot of people on earth who don't know the joy of getting a sausage from the truck in the Canadian Tire parking lot, and I feel very sad for them.
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I haven't watched the new season of Stranger Things yet, but I think it's really funny that the finale was so bad that some people gaslit themselves into thinking there was going to be a secret "true" final episode
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I think it's funny how movies and tv shows are all way too dark and the dialogue is too quiet, but studios just gaslight us like "no, all of your TVs are on the wrong settings. You fucked this up, not us"
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
CM Punk 2 years ago: Hangman Page is a dipshit because he won't listen to my advice or criticism.

CM Punk, this morning: ey, fuck Kevin Nash for talkin shit and saying I shouldn't wrestle in a t-shirt, who the fuck does that decrepit old bastard think he is???
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Young Turkey is my new DJ name
December 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Despite all my rage I am still just a little guy
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"the kids are too young to understand the whole pronouns thing" meanwhile my 8 year old nephew is better at using my name and pronouns than my parents
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM