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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
Continuing my long-standing tradition of not watching the Game Awards because I think Keighley is a dumbass
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Continuing my long-standing tradition of not watching the Game Awards because I think Keighley is a dumbass
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
My new favorite thing to do is to go into the chat for a MAGA chud's live stream and ask what their pronouns are. It's incredibly funny how irrationally angry that question makes them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My new favorite thing to do is to go into the chat for a MAGA chud's live stream and ask what their pronouns are. It's incredibly funny how irrationally angry that question makes them.
Danielle Smith wants trans kids to die.
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Danielle Smith wants trans kids to die.
Honestly fucked up that Tomb Mold has never been nominated for a Juno
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Honestly fucked up that Tomb Mold has never been nominated for a Juno
Can't figure out if this is normal suicidal ideation, or ✨extra✨ suicidal ideation from my new meds. I love being mentally ill, this is so much fun 😊
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Can't figure out if this is normal suicidal ideation, or ✨extra✨ suicidal ideation from my new meds. I love being mentally ill, this is so much fun 😊
My new favorite thing is seeing how Starbucks gets my name wrong. My deadname is pretty unmistakable, but Jay is a little harder to hear. Yesterday they called me Jake, today I'm Jade.
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My new favorite thing is seeing how Starbucks gets my name wrong. My deadname is pretty unmistakable, but Jay is a little harder to hear. Yesterday they called me Jake, today I'm Jade.
Ask your doctor if swallowing 300 live bees is right for you.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ask your doctor if swallowing 300 live bees is right for you.
Hey Jay, do you have a favorite doom metal album that consists entirely of Simpsons quotes and references?
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey Jay, do you have a favorite doom metal album that consists entirely of Simpsons quotes and references?
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
Here's how I came out as non-binary to some of my friends: I didn't. I simply told one person and they just started using my new name and pronouns until other people picked up on it and did it as well.
Do I recommend this? Not really.
Did it work? Mostly.
Do I recommend this? Not really.
Did it work? Mostly.
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Here's how I came out as non-binary to some of my friends: I didn't. I simply told one person and they just started using my new name and pronouns until other people picked up on it and did it as well.
Do I recommend this? Not really.
Did it work? Mostly.
Do I recommend this? Not really.
Did it work? Mostly.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
How much canned tuna am I allowed to eat?
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
How much canned tuna am I allowed to eat?
Earlier this evening I went to the weed shop to pick up the usual vape cart that I buy. The very nice lady behind the counter recommended something new. It's 2:30 am, I ate a whole bag of nerds gummy clusters and I feel nuts lmao
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Earlier this evening I went to the weed shop to pick up the usual vape cart that I buy. The very nice lady behind the counter recommended something new. It's 2:30 am, I ate a whole bag of nerds gummy clusters and I feel nuts lmao
guy I work with: I just don't get the hype with Sinners. Like, there's not much to it
me, internally: that's because you're stupid.
me, externally: yeah that's fair, man
me, internally: that's because you're stupid.
me, externally: yeah that's fair, man
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
guy I work with: I just don't get the hype with Sinners. Like, there's not much to it
me, internally: that's because you're stupid.
me, externally: yeah that's fair, man
me, internally: that's because you're stupid.
me, externally: yeah that's fair, man
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You ever get so overstimulated at work that you have to sit in the bathroom with the lights off in order to feel normal?
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You ever get so overstimulated at work that you have to sit in the bathroom with the lights off in order to feel normal?
Just thinking about how in Rise of Skywalker, Wedge Antilles shows up during the climactic battle like "yahoo, it's me! Remember me?" and he just never acknowledges that his son-in-law, Temmin Wexley was killed like 2 seconds before that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just thinking about how in Rise of Skywalker, Wedge Antilles shows up during the climactic battle like "yahoo, it's me! Remember me?" and he just never acknowledges that his son-in-law, Temmin Wexley was killed like 2 seconds before that.
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Starting to think billionaires were a mistake.
Gabe Newell caps off Steam Machine week by taking delivery of a new $500 million superyacht with a submarine garage, on-board hospital and 15 gaming PCs
"We knew we were asking for unusual things," says Newell, "and Oceanco embraced it with open arms."
www.pcgamer.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Starting to think billionaires were a mistake.
We bought our cat a cat-tree just for him to sit on the chair next to it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We bought our cat a cat-tree just for him to sit on the chair next to it.
Just at work, thinking about how the Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland rivalry that ultimately resulted in them putting aside their differences with Swerve helping Page beat Moxely for the title at All In Texas is a masterpiece in wrestling storytelling.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Just at work, thinking about how the Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland rivalry that ultimately resulted in them putting aside their differences with Swerve helping Page beat Moxely for the title at All In Texas is a masterpiece in wrestling storytelling.
Tech websites: would you buy a $150 sock for your phone???
Me: No, because I'm not a fucking idiot.
Me: No, because I'm not a fucking idiot.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tech websites: would you buy a $150 sock for your phone???
Me: No, because I'm not a fucking idiot.
Me: No, because I'm not a fucking idiot.
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The next time somebody tells me wrestling is fake, I'm going to make them watch a CZW Tournament of Death with me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The next time somebody tells me wrestling is fake, I'm going to make them watch a CZW Tournament of Death with me.
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