Hey Jay, do you have a favorite doom metal album that consists entirely of Simpsons quotes and references?
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey Jay, do you have a favorite doom metal album that consists entirely of Simpsons quotes and references?
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
I actually do, that's crazy that you would ask me such a thing.
Earlier this evening I went to the weed shop to pick up the usual vape cart that I buy. The very nice lady behind the counter recommended something new. It's 2:30 am, I ate a whole bag of nerds gummy clusters and I feel nuts lmao
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Earlier this evening I went to the weed shop to pick up the usual vape cart that I buy. The very nice lady behind the counter recommended something new. It's 2:30 am, I ate a whole bag of nerds gummy clusters and I feel nuts lmao
We bought our cat a cat-tree just for him to sit on the chair next to it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We bought our cat a cat-tree just for him to sit on the chair next to it.
I look like my dad in 1985, but with more hair
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I look like my dad in 1985, but with more hair
Jay Emmerton, 33 years old
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Jay Emmerton, 33 years old
Important moving update: unpacked my grandma's ceramic horsie
October 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Important moving update: unpacked my grandma's ceramic horsie
Me: hey, could you please you they/them pronouns for me and not call me my old name?
My family:
My family:
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me: hey, could you please you they/them pronouns for me and not call me my old name?
My family:
My family:
Unpacking the essentials: The Sony Graveyard. I love both of these devices, but they both need to be repaired. The walkman needs a new spring and the PSP needs a new screen. I'll fix em one day... But for now, back to the back of the desk drawer 🫡
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Unpacking the essentials: The Sony Graveyard. I love both of these devices, but they both need to be repaired. The walkman needs a new spring and the PSP needs a new screen. I'll fix em one day... But for now, back to the back of the desk drawer 🫡
I was really stoned and went for a walk last night. My downstairs neighbor apparently set this little dude up in front of their door at some point and it fucked me all the way up.
October 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was really stoned and went for a walk last night. My downstairs neighbor apparently set this little dude up in front of their door at some point and it fucked me all the way up.
I should be packing, but instead I'm sitting on my bed trying to freestyle rap.
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I should be packing, but instead I'm sitting on my bed trying to freestyle rap.
Moving into an apartment next month, so I'm gonna hotbox the fuck outta this garage while I still can
September 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Moving into an apartment next month, so I'm gonna hotbox the fuck outta this garage while I still can
Accidentally serving "soccer dad" today. Hustle hard out there, kids!
July 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Accidentally serving "soccer dad" today. Hustle hard out there, kids!
I told my Portuguese neighbor that I'm having people over for a BBQ this evening and he went "I have drink for you!!" And ran into his house. He came back a minute later with a full bottle of Smirnoff and said "when all your friends arrive, you have a drink! But just a little one, it's very strong"
July 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I told my Portuguese neighbor that I'm having people over for a BBQ this evening and he went "I have drink for you!!" And ran into his house. He came back a minute later with a full bottle of Smirnoff and said "when all your friends arrive, you have a drink! But just a little one, it's very strong"
The embarrassing shirt in question
July 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The embarrassing shirt in question
"series premiere this week, series finale next week" is some real "grand opening, grand closing" shit
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"series premiere this week, series finale next week" is some real "grand opening, grand closing" shit
Dog I'm just trying to smoke a little devil's lettuce in my garage but it's a fucking sauna
June 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Dog I'm just trying to smoke a little devil's lettuce in my garage but it's a fucking sauna
I don't remember writing either of these reviews, but I stand by them
May 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don't remember writing either of these reviews, but I stand by them
Painted my nails (well, my wife did while I sat still) last week and felt very cute! They've since chipped off, so I'm excited to do it again soon
April 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Painted my nails (well, my wife did while I sat still) last week and felt very cute! They've since chipped off, so I'm excited to do it again soon
Me playing Expedition 33
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me playing Expedition 33
People call coffee and weed the "hippy speedball" I guess this is "hippy pink cocaine"
April 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
People call coffee and weed the "hippy speedball" I guess this is "hippy pink cocaine"
Dude thinks he's Jamiroquai
April 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Dude thinks he's Jamiroquai
There's a ghost in my garage
March 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There's a ghost in my garage
Every single journalist who is like "they were fired for what ALLEGEDLY APPEARED to be a Nazi salute" is a fucking coward.
February 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Every single journalist who is like "they were fired for what ALLEGEDLY APPEARED to be a Nazi salute" is a fucking coward.