Javed
@javed.bsky.social
Aspiring stay at home himbo.
Elsewhere known as PastTenseOfJav
He/Him.
Elsewhere known as PastTenseOfJav
He/Him.
Wellington. For one night only. We’re bringing our infamous music quiz back to San Fran. This Tuesday. 7:30pm.
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Wellington. For one night only. We’re bringing our infamous music quiz back to San Fran. This Tuesday. 7:30pm.
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
just got woken up by this national emergency alert
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
just got woken up by this national emergency alert
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should”
June 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should”
One day you’re hip and down with it, the next it’s a Friday night and you’re pulling a freshly baked focaccia out of the oven and topping it with homemade pesto because you had quote “too much basil in your herb garden”
May 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
One day you’re hip and down with it, the next it’s a Friday night and you’re pulling a freshly baked focaccia out of the oven and topping it with homemade pesto because you had quote “too much basil in your herb garden”
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I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk
Yearning for the days when AI stood for Allen Iverson
January 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yearning for the days when AI stood for Allen Iverson
Ever since I was young I knew I wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights
November 13, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Ever since I was young I knew I wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights
no one told me how much harder it is to hop out of bed and turn your swag on when you’re 31
November 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
no one told me how much harder it is to hop out of bed and turn your swag on when you’re 31
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Hello! I’m excited to announce I’m releasing a new book! Slices of Heaven: Uniquely Kiwi Comics about Aotearoa is a collection of warm and witty comics about the DNA of Aotearoa, celebrating our quirks, institutions, identity, and shared experiences! danielvernon.bigcartel.com/product/slic...
October 11, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Hello! I’m excited to announce I’m releasing a new book! Slices of Heaven: Uniquely Kiwi Comics about Aotearoa is a collection of warm and witty comics about the DNA of Aotearoa, celebrating our quirks, institutions, identity, and shared experiences! danielvernon.bigcartel.com/product/slic...
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Locked down my Twitter again just for safekeeping while I ignore it again forever except when checking in occasionally on remaining Asian human rights peeps, and Javed still providing truths about getting White Girl Wasted.
October 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Locked down my Twitter again just for safekeeping while I ignore it again forever except when checking in occasionally on remaining Asian human rights peeps, and Javed still providing truths about getting White Girl Wasted.
Cornhole should be an Olympic sport
January 2, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Cornhole should be an Olympic sport
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There's nothing like getting a 2000s euro dance song stuck in your head to make you realise how accurate Planet of the Bass was in its nonsense.
November 20, 2023 at 9:52 PM
There's nothing like getting a 2000s euro dance song stuck in your head to make you realise how accurate Planet of the Bass was in its nonsense.
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Remember the time n the Koru Lounge when Jacinda handed Javed a bottle opener & he Tweeted what a g & it went viral & the Herald did a story then Nats were all how can we make this about us? & Judith & Simeon both posted pics holding bottle openers? We never talk about how perfect an analogy that is
November 17, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Remember the time n the Koru Lounge when Jacinda handed Javed a bottle opener & he Tweeted what a g & it went viral & the Herald did a story then Nats were all how can we make this about us? & Judith & Simeon both posted pics holding bottle openers? We never talk about how perfect an analogy that is
There should be a drug that makes me feel the same way I do when the opening riff of Man! I Feel like a Woman hits
November 3, 2023 at 3:46 AM
There should be a drug that makes me feel the same way I do when the opening riff of Man! I Feel like a Woman hits
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Really enjoying this headline from the Washington Post which implies the majority of New Zealanders are blasting Celine Dion until 3am and only some of us are unhappy about it.
October 30, 2023 at 6:43 AM
Really enjoying this headline from the Washington Post which implies the majority of New Zealanders are blasting Celine Dion until 3am and only some of us are unhappy about it.
Never beating the day drinking allegations
October 29, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Never beating the day drinking allegations
Drop a pic of your Friday night
October 20, 2023 at 7:52 AM
Drop a pic of your Friday night
The (provisional) 54th Parliament of New Zealand represented as shots
October 14, 2023 at 1:00 PM
The (provisional) 54th Parliament of New Zealand represented as shots
Broooo imagine hard launching ya new boo at your concession speech
October 14, 2023 at 9:57 AM
Broooo imagine hard launching ya new boo at your concession speech
Win or lose, we’re on the booze
October 14, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Win or lose, we’re on the booze
There is nothing legally stopping you from having predrinks before you vote
October 14, 2023 at 12:18 AM
There is nothing legally stopping you from having predrinks before you vote
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Happy Friday the 13th to all the final girls ✨🌙🌷
October 13, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Happy Friday the 13th to all the final girls ✨🌙🌷