Javed
@javed.bsky.social
Aspiring stay at home himbo.
Elsewhere known as PastTenseOfJav
He/Him.
Elsewhere known as PastTenseOfJav
He/Him.
Wellington. For one night only. We’re bringing our infamous music quiz back to San Fran. This Tuesday. 7:30pm.
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Wellington. For one night only. We’re bringing our infamous music quiz back to San Fran. This Tuesday. 7:30pm.
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
Register a team with the link below:
bit.ly/Excellent-Mu...
just got woken up by this national emergency alert
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
just got woken up by this national emergency alert
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should”
June 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should”
One day you’re hip and down with it, the next it’s a Friday night and you’re pulling a freshly baked focaccia out of the oven and topping it with homemade pesto because you had quote “too much basil in your herb garden”
May 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
One day you’re hip and down with it, the next it’s a Friday night and you’re pulling a freshly baked focaccia out of the oven and topping it with homemade pesto because you had quote “too much basil in your herb garden”
Ever since I was young I knew I wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights
November 13, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Ever since I was young I knew I wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights
Cornhole should be an Olympic sport
January 2, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Cornhole should be an Olympic sport
Never beating the day drinking allegations
October 29, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Never beating the day drinking allegations
Drop a pic of your Friday night
October 20, 2023 at 7:52 AM
Drop a pic of your Friday night
The (provisional) 54th Parliament of New Zealand represented as shots
October 14, 2023 at 1:00 PM
The (provisional) 54th Parliament of New Zealand represented as shots
Win or lose, we’re on the booze
October 14, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Win or lose, we’re on the booze
White women just don’t write em like they used to
October 1, 2023 at 2:05 AM
White women just don’t write em like they used to
Before you dm me, just know I’m built like this
September 28, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Before you dm me, just know I’m built like this
Of course this guy would relate to a Blaze Bayley era album
September 26, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Of course this guy would relate to a Blaze Bayley era album
I am once again posting holiday throwbacks instead of working
September 26, 2023 at 3:28 AM
I am once again posting holiday throwbacks instead of working
STOP MAKING EXCUSES, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO HAVE 12-16 JUGS OF SANGRIA WITH YOUR HOTTEST FRIEND @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social
September 24, 2023 at 2:21 AM
STOP MAKING EXCUSES, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO HAVE 12-16 JUGS OF SANGRIA WITH YOUR HOTTEST FRIEND @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social
why am do i spend 8 hours in front of google sheets when i could simply be drinking beers in nature
August 30, 2023 at 1:23 AM
why am do i spend 8 hours in front of google sheets when i could simply be drinking beers in nature