jasperholmes.bsky.social
@jasperholmes.bsky.social
The murders will continue until morale improves.
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Can the BBC sue him for this now?
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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🚨NEW - My latest piece for The New Yorker.

Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim

mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...
Nigel Farage: Canterbury Pilgrim
A New Yorker Profile
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Also, I'm no psephologist, but isn't it more of a Farage Fade?
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour.

Govts stigmatize people claiming benefits as scroungers, claim fraud is rife.

Silence on corporate welfare, tax abuse by corporations/rich. HMRC failed to collect over £500bn tax since 2010.
Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour | Frances Ryan
Starmer’s ailing government is happy to pursue ideas like cutting Motability, but all ministers will do is damage lives and themselves, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
poisoning fml #alinguisttypes
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Poisoning means killing with poison *as you say*. If you're happy with 'killing', I can't see why you object to 'poisining'. Just saying. #alinguistspeaks
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Highlight: "Another passerby, when asked for their opinion, took one look and responded “fuck sake”."
Rock bottom: "dog-cum-chicken" (does it come with chips!)
Ok this is a brilliant story but Jim is underselling the insane Kingston upon Thames ‘AI art’ he also covers in the newsletter
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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So depressing that any political issue in this country is either about immigration or is blamed on immigration. We need someone with a voice brave enough to call this out for what it is; hysteria, deflection of blame and good old fashioned racism. Shame on any party or person involved.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I like it!
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Pollution from Ineos’s Antwerp plastic plant ‘will cause more deaths than jobs created’.

But shareholders will be richer.

Chemicals seep into water supply and companies don't invest in waste disposal.

Companies don't bear social cost of their operations
Pollution from Ineos’s Antwerp plastic plant ‘will cause more deaths than jobs created’
Lawyers challenge €4bn Project One development, saying emissions and health impacts vastly underestimated
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The woman in blue getting a message to smile!
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
They sell record players though
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Two trunkless legs on a stand
A shattered visage cold in command
No hands and no hearts
Or any other body parts
The rest is just nothing but sand
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I have mocked
the passions
that were on
your visage

and which
yet survive
stamped
on lifeless things

Forgive me
they were colossal
so boundless
and so bare
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
East Berkshire - Bowsey Hill. I'd leave it till next year to be honest!
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
You should come here. We get loads! Bit late for them now, though.
October 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc.
Fucking idiot.
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Just disgusting from 3p Lee - who wants to stigmatise, shame and risk the lives of people with disabilities. Truly gutter politics.
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Maybe he didn't want growth
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Why have we* started calling Turkey that? I get that it's the Turkish word for the country, but we don't do that with Germany say do we?
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
No. Hamburgers are no more made of lamb or chicken than they are of beans or mushrooms.
October 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Are lamb burger chicken burger etc also to be banned?
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just been watching Alexei at Reading's Hexagon. Majestic as ever!
October 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM