Jason
@jasongarner.swifties.social
I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
My takeaway: Team USA curling needs to invest in the biggest glasses anyone has ever seen
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
My takeaway: Team USA curling needs to invest in the biggest glasses anyone has ever seen
I read that four times and my nose started bleeding
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I read that four times and my nose started bleeding
Give South Korea every medal for skating to Lil Kim
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Give South Korea every medal for skating to Lil Kim
Oh I don't like this slowed-down Offspring the Georgian team is using
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Oh I don't like this slowed-down Offspring the Georgian team is using
Idk who the favorites are in ice dancing but it looks like Phebe Bekker has already taken the gold medal in jawline and cheekbones
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Idk who the favorites are in ice dancing but it looks like Phebe Bekker has already taken the gold medal in jawline and cheekbones
TWO touchdowns?! This is simply too many, everyone please settle down with this foolishness
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
TWO touchdowns?! This is simply too many, everyone please settle down with this foolishness
And now a Mr. Beast ad? It is time for the Super Bowl to end
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
And now a Mr. Beast ad? It is time for the Super Bowl to end
Joke's on Ring, mine is aimed across my front steps and only sees a wall of bricks unless someone's at my door
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Joke's on Ring, mine is aimed across my front steps and only sees a wall of bricks unless someone's at my door
Charles Leclerc spotted in a Super Bowl ad, for whoever had that on their bingo card
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Charles Leclerc spotted in a Super Bowl ad, for whoever had that on their bingo card
Goddammit Benito is so good at this
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Goddammit Benito is so good at this
Wow can't believe Weekend Update has sold out to Big Gambling
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Wow can't believe Weekend Update has sold out to Big Gambling
I will nevvr learn to type
Shout out to Charlie {uth for doing the national anthem in a pair of dad jeans
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I will nevvr learn to type
Shout out to Charlie {uth for doing the national anthem in a pair of dad jeans
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Shout out to Charlie {uth for doing the national anthem in a pair of dad jeans
We fuckin rule at skedaddling on the ice
a man in a cowboy hat is holding a large american flag
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat is holding a large american flag
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
We fuckin rule at skedaddling on the ice
nm, he landed his backflip on one foot, we are so back
Malinin fell, Olympics is cancelled
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
nm, he landed his backflip on one foot, we are so back
Malinin fell, Olympics is cancelled
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Malinin fell, Olympics is cancelled
If youre not ripping off all your layers and laying down in the snow after your race I assume you never really wanted it and by god, Benjamin Karl wanted it
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
If youre not ripping off all your layers and laying down in the snow after your race I assume you never really wanted it and by god, Benjamin Karl wanted it
Don't joke about hitting a quintuple axel, Ilia. The ISU will kill you
February 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Don't joke about hitting a quintuple axel, Ilia. The ISU will kill you
USA Women’s hockey are putting belt to Finnish ass rn, perhaps we should give all our opponents norovirus
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
USA Women’s hockey are putting belt to Finnish ass rn, perhaps we should give all our opponents norovirus
"The Italian Snoop Dogg, Stanley Tucci" - statements by the utterly deranged (NBC commentators)
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
"The Italian Snoop Dogg, Stanley Tucci" - statements by the utterly deranged (NBC commentators)
I sure have a lot of strong opinions on Team USA's curling performance for a guy who only sees freezing temps about ten times a year
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I sure have a lot of strong opinions on Team USA's curling performance for a guy who only sees freezing temps about ten times a year
I wish there was a fourth tier of Peacock that had no ads and no announcers. My viewing experience is not enhanced by Mary Carillo saying anything
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I wish there was a fourth tier of Peacock that had no ads and no announcers. My viewing experience is not enhanced by Mary Carillo saying anything
Oh look, it's noted Italian singer Mariah Carey
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Oh look, it's noted Italian singer Mariah Carey
I know the real reason for this and it is boring so instead I choose to believe it is so the athlete can use it as a rudder to correct against crosswinds
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I know the real reason for this and it is boring so instead I choose to believe it is so the athlete can use it as a rudder to correct against crosswinds
Serpentor got his ass
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Serpentor got his ass