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Jason
@jasongarner.swifties.social
I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
Everyone in Columbia thinks about Charlotte as the place they have to go to get things you can't find in a strip mall.
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
io9 commands it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We'd like to see it more stuck then this but that's still a quality big boat
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Guess the "Judeo-" half of those storied Judeo-Christian values is in lower-case
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
ACAB includes sports officiating crews
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Damn who does Lane's nails
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Is it too late to make this the new Bluesky icon
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Look, we all got that one war criminal friend
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Faine.

First of all, Dick Cheney's heavy naturals were MUCH more pendulous. The man was 84 years old.
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yeah what kind of idiot would do that
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I think you already know the answer
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My dad was a welder his whole career and one of the underappreciated hazards of that job is that sometimes he would just Come Home Blind for a couple of days. Let's all quit our desk jobs and go do that.
November 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The only question I have is whether they were fuckin before or after The Hilarious Event
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM