Jason
@jasongarner.swifties.social
I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
Be careful everybody, my dog got too hot in front of the fireplace and melted
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Be careful everybody, my dog got too hot in front of the fireplace and melted
Fuck it, I'm counting this as seeing the northern lights in central SC
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Fuck it, I'm counting this as seeing the northern lights in central SC
Jason Voorhees came back from the dead like fifteen times, James Bond scriptwriters cannot possibly be having a skill issue here
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Jason Voorhees came back from the dead like fifteen times, James Bond scriptwriters cannot possibly be having a skill issue here
What if, for a change, we did not send the dumbest people alive to the United States Senate
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What if, for a change, we did not send the dumbest people alive to the United States Senate
Garrett Nussmeier just saw his own ass
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Garrett Nussmeier just saw his own ass
C'mon Tigers let's see those surrender cobras
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
C'mon Tigers let's see those surrender cobras
Is it bad that I kind of want it to learn to breath air and walk on land
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Is it bad that I kind of want it to learn to breath air and walk on land
Man I wish Dick Cheney could have lived to see this, and then died tomorrow morning
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Man I wish Dick Cheney could have lived to see this, and then died tomorrow morning
Today's already gonna be a good day
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Today's already gonna be a good day
Adopted family this year has a 7 year old boy whose entire wishlist consists of "dinosaur" and "Harry Potter books" and man this kid is the easiest person I've ever bought presents for. I'm about to fuck your whole house up with dinosaurs and seven regifted books
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Adopted family this year has a 7 year old boy whose entire wishlist consists of "dinosaur" and "Harry Potter books" and man this kid is the easiest person I've ever bought presents for. I'm about to fuck your whole house up with dinosaurs and seven regifted books
Most years I am happy about the time changes (built different) but not tonight. An *extra hour* of 2025? Naw. Hell naw.
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Most years I am happy about the time changes (built different) but not tonight. An *extra hour* of 2025? Naw. Hell naw.
Jasmine is too powerful, GBBO needs to nerf her
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Jasmine is too powerful, GBBO needs to nerf her
This was about 20 hours of their daily programming so is MTV just going to...stop?
MTV has cancelled “Ridiculousness” after 14 years, TMZ reports
MTV Cancels 'Ridiculousness' After 14 Years
MTV has officially pulled the plug on "Ridiculousness" ... ending one of the longest-running series in the network's history ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This was about 20 hours of their daily programming so is MTV just going to...stop?
Is there a drug that replicates the feeling of a meeting being cancelled five minutes before it was set to start because I want to be on that all the time
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Is there a drug that replicates the feeling of a meeting being cancelled five minutes before it was set to start because I want to be on that all the time
Greatest psyop of our time is how Chex convinced America that what their parties needed was a giant bowl of Worcestershire-flavored breakfast cereal
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Greatest psyop of our time is how Chex convinced America that what their parties needed was a giant bowl of Worcestershire-flavored breakfast cereal
Do not be excited that Brian Kelly is fired. Now he will roam freely and may alight on a program you cherish. Only LSU is truly safe from his dark magic.
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Do not be excited that Brian Kelly is fired. Now he will roam freely and may alight on a program you cherish. Only LSU is truly safe from his dark magic.
Who up watching some Cocks get beat
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Who up watching some Cocks get beat
Never* a doubt, RTR
*terms and.conditions apply
*terms and.conditions apply
October 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Never* a doubt, RTR
*terms and.conditions apply
*terms and.conditions apply
With any luck Bama can get Mike Shula fired a second time today
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
With any luck Bama can get Mike Shula fired a second time today
After all these years it's still deeply weird to hear M16s firing while I'm sitting at the dog park
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
After all these years it's still deeply weird to hear M16s firing while I'm sitting at the dog park
I don't want to see *any* Senate candidates nekkid but at this point I fear it may be the only way to rule out secret Nazi tattoos
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don't want to see *any* Senate candidates nekkid but at this point I fear it may be the only way to rule out secret Nazi tattoos
I'm sorry honey, I don't care if it's 45 degrees in the mornings, if I turn the fireplace on this early in October I *LOSE*
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm sorry honey, I don't care if it's 45 degrees in the mornings, if I turn the fireplace on this early in October I *LOSE*
If your life has taken you on a journey where you just have a big ol' Nazi tattoo on your chest, one option is simply keeping your shirt on in the presence of others if you have even the slightest hint of shame about it. Or get it covered up with a bigger, less-Nazi tattoo! Or get it lasered off!
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If your life has taken you on a journey where you just have a big ol' Nazi tattoo on your chest, one option is simply keeping your shirt on in the presence of others if you have even the slightest hint of shame about it. Or get it covered up with a bigger, less-Nazi tattoo! Or get it lasered off!
Avoiding the "accidentally got a blatantly Nazi tattoo" pratfall by simply not having any tattoos in the first place
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Avoiding the "accidentally got a blatantly Nazi tattoo" pratfall by simply not having any tattoos in the first place