Jasirus
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Jasirus
@jasirus.bsky.social
Mental masturbator extroadinare
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March 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
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March 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you had to choose the last song you would hear right before you died. What song would you choose and why? No endless loops or tricks.

I always seem to come back to this track and album. It represents a lot of pain, loss, and suffering, but it has always comforted me, even in my darkest moments.
The Great Divide
Celldweller · Offworld (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2017
open.spotify.com
March 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this
March 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I've noticed in life that any time I get an ounce of confidence or start feeling good about life there will almost always have something come out of left field to completely trip me up and bring me back to earth.
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think the era that we live in is so confusing because the billionaires and racists usually operated while keeping the bigotry and megalomania confined to dog whistles and euphemism.

Now they are so emboldened that they have no issues and no real consequences when they say the quiet part aloud.
March 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
So I realize how dumb this is now, but...did anyone else envision round golden dish plates when Mormons would talk about discovering the Golden Plates?

I don't even know why my brain did this, but it makes about as much sense as the rest of it. So I'm keeping it the same in my head cannon.
March 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
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February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here's an experiment you can try with someone you are politically opposed to.

Try to find common ground to start your conversation and build out from there.

If you feel you're running up against a strong bias. Reverse the roles of who/what you're talking about and see if the same opinion holds.
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fun times living with bipolar disorder. Always feeling unsure whether you are just passionate and confident in a project or you are in the middle of a manic episode.

I also see my depressive swings lay dozens of projects to waste and it's left me feeling incapable of doing anything right anymore.
February 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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If Ron DeSantis is upset about Andrew Tate being back in Florida, I have some very bad news for him about Matt Gaetz.
February 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Vital services and protections for everyday Americans are being gutted thanks to DOGE.

And this is happening in exchange for renewing one of the biggest tax cuts in American history that will predominantly benefit people like...you guessed it...Elon Musk.

See the problem here?
February 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Last week, the Senate GOP passed a budget that included a $150B increase in military spending.

This week, the House GOP will vote on its own budget — which includes massive cuts to Medicaid and SNAP to pay for more billionaire tax cuts.

This isn't about what we can "afford."
The House Wants to Pass Trump’s Agenda in One Big Bill. Here’s What’s in It.
The G.O.P. bill would extend tax cuts and almost certainly make big reductions to programs serving the poor. Passing it may be hard, though.
www.nytimes.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A vain narcissist at the end of his life is placed into the presidency by the use of millions of dollars of "speech".

The real threat and true power lies in the people who wrote the checks.

A magician and a politician aren't so different.

They both rely on misdirection.
February 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The older generations do our best to keep the younger generations alive. We've been there and done that.

A night of drunkie wrangling guests at the hotel was not how I planned to spend my Saturday.

We're all just guests in this life. We just rarely know when we are checking out.
February 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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What’s the difference between Robert F Kennedy Jr and a vial of syphilis? One is a vial with syphilis and the other is vile, with syphilis. 
February 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. CARRIE FISHER
February 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The threat from within... I think you're telling on yourself a bit
February 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know I'm dating myself here, but does anyone else remember when choking on a pretzel, wearing a tan suit, or not knowing how to spell "potato" were massive scandals and total embarrassments.

Now it doesn't even get a headline unless you are dismantling the foundation of our democracy.
February 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
At least I can dust off my Rage Against The Machine and KMFDM CDs. It feels like an appropriate time to Rip the System, unfortunately it appears the billionaires in charge have the same idea.
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"The master black belt in tongue-fu, tells the lie until it's true" - Pig - Disrupt, Degrade, and Devastate
February 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A line I have sadly used at many a funeral:

In this life we die two deaths, the death of the body, and the final death when the last person speaks your name. So keep them with u. Keep them alive in your hearts and your memories. Honor their memory by making the most of the time u have been gifted.
February 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM