Jarrod: A Morrison
@jarrodmorrison.bsky.social
Nothing too terribly exciting. I have a wife and two dogs, all of whom are awesome. I enjoy movies, TV, video games, books, music, and fiction podcasts. I like barrel-aged beers, boubon, and rum; anything finished in a port or sherry cask is my jam.
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This hit so fucking hard today.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This hit so fucking hard today.
Rightly so.
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Rightly so.
Repost equals endorsement
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Repost equals endorsement
My best (dog) girl turned 10 today. Bree picked my wife and me out of the crowd 7 1/2 years ago at an adoption event we happened to visit on a lark. I'm thankful every day that she walked over, sat right on my foot, and then rolled over for belly rubs.
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My best (dog) girl turned 10 today. Bree picked my wife and me out of the crowd 7 1/2 years ago at an adoption event we happened to visit on a lark. I'm thankful every day that she walked over, sat right on my foot, and then rolled over for belly rubs.
Excellent thread and coverage
Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis has just taken the bench to rule on federal agents actions' during a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs.
Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social
Background, for @wttw.bsky.social from @bymattmasterson.bsky.social
Judge Set to Rule Thursday in Case Centering on Federal Immigration Agents’ Use of Force: ‘I Could See Inside the Barrel’
Protesters, clergy members and others who say they’ve been directly impacted by a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs will testify before a federal judge weighing wh...
news.wttw.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Excellent thread and coverage
Do you have children? Have you considered getting a robot vacuum to save time?
Can I possibly interest you in something worse?
Can I possibly interest you in something worse?
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Do you have children? Have you considered getting a robot vacuum to save time?
Can I possibly interest you in something worse?
Can I possibly interest you in something worse?
I'd say "Same energy" but Trump isn't very active nowadays.
August 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'd say "Same energy" but Trump isn't very active nowadays.
Sean - It's pronounced "Abby Gazebo". Put some respect on that name.
Sean Hannity is whining about me on his radio show and I have learned some new information about myself.
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sean - It's pronounced "Abby Gazebo". Put some respect on that name.
I go to YouTube every time I need to jumpstart a car to make sure I do it right.
It's pretty great to have explainers from subject matter experts available for pretty much anything, including some you may have never considered you'd need.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37rj...
It's pretty great to have explainers from subject matter experts available for pretty much anything, including some you may have never considered you'd need.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37rj...
How to Stay Safe During a Tear Gas Attack - From a US Marine
YouTube video by Danielle Guldin
www.youtube.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I go to YouTube every time I need to jumpstart a car to make sure I do it right.
It's pretty great to have explainers from subject matter experts available for pretty much anything, including some you may have never considered you'd need.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37rj...
It's pretty great to have explainers from subject matter experts available for pretty much anything, including some you may have never considered you'd need.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37rj...
Why is "All people should have safe, reliable access to food" such a radical idea for some?
Taking away food doesn't help children learn.
Taking away food doesn't keep people from committing crime.
Taking away food doesn't prevent immigration.
Taking away food doesn't stop war.
Taking away food doesn't help children learn.
Taking away food doesn't keep people from committing crime.
Taking away food doesn't prevent immigration.
Taking away food doesn't stop war.
May 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Why is "All people should have safe, reliable access to food" such a radical idea for some?
Taking away food doesn't help children learn.
Taking away food doesn't keep people from committing crime.
Taking away food doesn't prevent immigration.
Taking away food doesn't stop war.
Taking away food doesn't help children learn.
Taking away food doesn't keep people from committing crime.
Taking away food doesn't prevent immigration.
Taking away food doesn't stop war.
Pancake Man, high school orchestra fundraiser
May 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pancake Man, high school orchestra fundraiser
Walking the dogs through the neighborhood and noticed some yards that had Trump signs last fall now have signs for the Democratic candidates in my town's upcoming mayoral and city council elections.
April 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Walking the dogs through the neighborhood and noticed some yards that had Trump signs last fall now have signs for the Democratic candidates in my town's upcoming mayoral and city council elections.
Finding out from reporting that Pete Hegseth is a whiny bitch is very, very unsurprising.
April 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finding out from reporting that Pete Hegseth is a whiny bitch is very, very unsurprising.
It took me a minute to realize @mrjoncryer.bsky.social was talking about the idiot HHS secretary and that he wasn't mad at @johnfugelsang.bsky.social for pointing out Jon's birthday. HBD Mr. Cryer!
April 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It took me a minute to realize @mrjoncryer.bsky.social was talking about the idiot HHS secretary and that he wasn't mad at @johnfugelsang.bsky.social for pointing out Jon's birthday. HBD Mr. Cryer!
I didn't expect somebody in the @npr.org Morning Edition booth to yell "Kai Ryssdal!" behind @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social when he was announced as coming up, as I did, but there you go. @kairyssdal.bsky.social
April 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I didn't expect somebody in the @npr.org Morning Edition booth to yell "Kai Ryssdal!" behind @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social when he was announced as coming up, as I did, but there you go. @kairyssdal.bsky.social
Audio isn't up yet, but I listened to this and @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social didn't let him not answer the question, showing there is no legal basis they can state for Khalil's arrest. Listen when you can!
www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...
www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...
DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar discusses arrest of protest leader, deportations
NPR speaks with Department of Homeland Security Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar about the arrest of a student protest leader and the Trump administration's ramped-up deportations of immigrants.
www.npr.org
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Audio isn't up yet, but I listened to this and @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social didn't let him not answer the question, showing there is no legal basis they can state for Khalil's arrest. Listen when you can!
www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...
www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...
All good, and definitely looking forward to the Minhaj conversation, but regarding #5 - Straight chocolate shake or do you add malt? I love a good chocolate malt.
I’m not a federal government employee but here are my ‘five bullets’ of what I ‘accomplished’ last week:
1. Pissed off JD Vance
2. Pissed off Elon Musk
3. Taped a hilarious convo with Hasan Minhaj (out next month)
4. Taped a great convo with Jemele Hill
5. Drank more than one chocolate milkshake.
1. Pissed off JD Vance
2. Pissed off Elon Musk
3. Taped a hilarious convo with Hasan Minhaj (out next month)
4. Taped a great convo with Jemele Hill
5. Drank more than one chocolate milkshake.
February 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
All good, and definitely looking forward to the Minhaj conversation, but regarding #5 - Straight chocolate shake or do you add malt? I love a good chocolate malt.
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Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.
February 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.