Jarrod: A Morrison
Jarrod: A Morrison
@jarrodmorrison.bsky.social
Nothing too terribly exciting. I have a wife and two dogs, all of whom are awesome. I enjoy movies, TV, video games, books, music, and fiction podcasts. I like barrel-aged beers, boubon, and rum; anything finished in a port or sherry cask is my jam.
Big "Rudy Giuliani just saw Dracula" energy
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January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Why can people say Brett Favre's last name as "farve" instead of "favor" but can't pronounce Leila's last name as she does? For a time I thought there were two people at NPR with names that were incredibly close, yet slightly different.
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Years ago, I didn't have mayo on hand and had to make them with a deli horseradish sauce instead. I've done it that way ever since.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I work in a university and we still use those. I like to check them out to see how long they've been in circulation - the longest time between the first dated use and my use has been 22 years, so far. It's nice to see that there are some things where you can't really improve on the design.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Another WIP in the desk drawer...
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That was the category I got first; just jumps right out at you.
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Would this only send out benefits to those that were part of the lawsuit or would they go out to all states/territories?
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
USA here - Worst holiday was Thanksgiving 1999. Couldn't get "home" so went out to only open store - K-Mart. Bought a turkey summer sausage, crackers, and mustard. Got Dino Crisis for my OG PlayStation to occupy the 4 day weekend. Ended up beating the game in about 7 hours and nothing else to do.
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I rotate what I put on my banana bread - cream cheese, creamy peanut butter, or whipped salted butter - because I can't decide which I like best.
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Same with my wife. She's a teacher and has always had proactive assistance from her union reps whenever she has needed it. There should be more unions, for more fields.
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Any one of our friends could kill us by accident. Doesn't mean you should stop making new ones.
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have an empty milk jug from 3 years ago with my birthdate on it. I won't throw it out and justify keeping it to my wife by filling it to wash down the dog's mess in the yard when he's got diarrhea. Can't toss it if it's useful!
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Almost forgot the best part - it still has the Circuit City price tag.
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM