orphan is the new black
@jaqspur.bsky.social
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more commonly found on jorts.horse/@jaqspur
more commonly found on jorts.horse/@jaqspur
Tend not to post here because:
1. it's so fucking depressing lol
2. was real discouraging when all the accounts who threatened to leave if a certain someone didn't get banned... didn't
Ah well there's always jorts dot horse*
*jorts dot horse is always twelve seconds away from imploding permanently
1. it's so fucking depressing lol
2. was real discouraging when all the accounts who threatened to leave if a certain someone didn't get banned... didn't
Ah well there's always jorts dot horse*
*jorts dot horse is always twelve seconds away from imploding permanently
January 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tend not to post here because:
1. it's so fucking depressing lol
2. was real discouraging when all the accounts who threatened to leave if a certain someone didn't get banned... didn't
Ah well there's always jorts dot horse*
*jorts dot horse is always twelve seconds away from imploding permanently
1. it's so fucking depressing lol
2. was real discouraging when all the accounts who threatened to leave if a certain someone didn't get banned... didn't
Ah well there's always jorts dot horse*
*jorts dot horse is always twelve seconds away from imploding permanently
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"wow I can't believe the tribunal wasn't properly punished for taking godhood through their betrayal of indoril nerevar" MY BROTHER IN AZURA, THE GODHOOD *IS* THE PUNISHMENT
January 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"wow I can't believe the tribunal wasn't properly punished for taking godhood through their betrayal of indoril nerevar" MY BROTHER IN AZURA, THE GODHOOD *IS* THE PUNISHMENT
wait holy shit that's me lol
January 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
wait holy shit that's me lol
Painted a mini for the first time and it definitely came out more Santa-coded than intended but I'm still pretty happy
December 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Painted a mini for the first time and it definitely came out more Santa-coded than intended but I'm still pretty happy
The wrestling episodes of Um, Actually are some of the funnest to watch, because:
1: wrestling is fucking wild out of context
2: wrestling fans are so sweet and enthusiastic
3: neither me or my partner know anything about it so we aren't pausing to guess the answers
1: wrestling is fucking wild out of context
2: wrestling fans are so sweet and enthusiastic
3: neither me or my partner know anything about it so we aren't pausing to guess the answers
December 26, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The wrestling episodes of Um, Actually are some of the funnest to watch, because:
1: wrestling is fucking wild out of context
2: wrestling fans are so sweet and enthusiastic
3: neither me or my partner know anything about it so we aren't pausing to guess the answers
1: wrestling is fucking wild out of context
2: wrestling fans are so sweet and enthusiastic
3: neither me or my partner know anything about it so we aren't pausing to guess the answers
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Irish folk songs are all about the same brown-haired cailín from county Clare with freckles on her nose who frolicks among the meadows and the third verse is always "anyway she's dead now"
December 21, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Irish folk songs are all about the same brown-haired cailín from county Clare with freckles on her nose who frolicks among the meadows and the third verse is always "anyway she's dead now"
yeh i could go for shawarma
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
yeh i could go for shawarma
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Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY
*looking at pictures of sharks*
danm... bitches be crazy
danm... bitches be crazy
December 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM
*looking at pictures of sharks*
danm... bitches be crazy
danm... bitches be crazy
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*coughs in UK visa holder*
In law school a classmate said [I don't remember what] should be paperless - only online no paper option. When I said not everyone had internet access/fast internet
She said that's ridiculous and looked at me like I'm crazy
And I wondered how many people In Positions To Do Things are like that.
She said that's ridiculous and looked at me like I'm crazy
And I wondered how many people In Positions To Do Things are like that.
One big reason your shit sucks, is because the guy who made it lives in silicon valley and suckles directly from the internet teat.
He has never experienced anything but blazingly fast, stable, unlimited internet. So he bakes that assumption right in.
He has never experienced anything but blazingly fast, stable, unlimited internet. So he bakes that assumption right in.
December 10, 2024 at 7:21 PM
*coughs in UK visa holder*
I figured out a Taskmaster solution before they revealed it and then Greg immediately said "anyone who figured that out has no friends" 🥲
December 10, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I figured out a Taskmaster solution before they revealed it and then Greg immediately said "anyone who figured that out has no friends" 🥲
I really do love that it's been a solid year and a half since the twitter rebranding and everyone still refuses to update the logo and terminology they use
December 10, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I really do love that it's been a solid year and a half since the twitter rebranding and everyone still refuses to update the logo and terminology they use
Stray cat smut
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Stray cat smut
I really love how openly gay Rosie Jones has been on Taskmaster, on a subtlety scale ranging from a pocket on her jumpsuit labeled "lesbian stuff" to wearing the entire Lucy & Yak catalogue over the weeks of filming
December 7, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I really love how openly gay Rosie Jones has been on Taskmaster, on a subtlety scale ranging from a pocket on her jumpsuit labeled "lesbian stuff" to wearing the entire Lucy & Yak catalogue over the weeks of filming
you're in her DMs
she's on Bluesky trying to radicalize Lizzo
you are not the same
she's on Bluesky trying to radicalize Lizzo
you are not the same
December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
you're in her DMs
she's on Bluesky trying to radicalize Lizzo
you are not the same
she's on Bluesky trying to radicalize Lizzo
you are not the same
Where are all these american healthcare facilities that don't have huge waiting lists that europeans love to talk about
December 6, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Where are all these american healthcare facilities that don't have huge waiting lists that europeans love to talk about
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This is where someone gasps “but waitlists”. I booked a necessary appointment with a specialist in February. I didn’t get in until September, and that was good. My primary care doctor told me that wait times for pain management specialists are sitting at a year and a half. So.
December 6, 2024 at 4:51 AM
This is where someone gasps “but waitlists”. I booked a necessary appointment with a specialist in February. I didn’t get in until September, and that was good. My primary care doctor told me that wait times for pain management specialists are sitting at a year and a half. So.
buttshroom, buttshroom, buttshroom
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 AM
buttshroom, buttshroom, buttshroom
Absolutely not you pervert
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Absolutely not you pervert
Was misty yesterday
December 5, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Was misty yesterday
wait hang on can you not turn off seeing retweets from individual people on here?
December 5, 2024 at 12:15 PM
wait hang on can you not turn off seeing retweets from individual people on here?
This stuff is enchanted in some way; they know if they let me use it more than five days in a row I would become too powerful
December 4, 2024 at 4:10 PM
This stuff is enchanted in some way; they know if they let me use it more than five days in a row I would become too powerful