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orphan is the new black
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The meme of the cat screaming "why is it always dusty" but edited to "why is it always empty" and it's in the shower looking at a bottle of Aussie hair conditioner
December 28, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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Painted a mini for the first time and it definitely came out more Santa-coded than intended but I'm still pretty happy
A freshly painted miniature figure of a St. Bernard dog dressed as a D&D cleric, with a satchel, potions, and one of those first aid kegs that actual St. Bernards carry The same thing, turned around
December 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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buttshroom, buttshroom, buttshroom
I'm holding a chestnut mushroom that is shaped like a butt just after washing it. Do NOT get on my ass about washing mushrooms
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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Absolutely not you pervert
A box of shreddies that says "unlock your morning energy try with hot milk"
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
jaqspur.bsky.social
Was misty yesterday
Picture through a window of a hedge and driveway. The building across the two-lane road is only a silhouette in the fog
December 5, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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This stuff is enchanted in some way; they know if they let me use it more than five days in a row I would become too powerful
Vicks Sinex soother nasal spray solution (Oxymetazoline Hydrochloride)
December 4, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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aw darn

#VisibleMending
A teal sock with yellow taco dinosaurs. A stress ball has been put in the heel to smooth it out and show how thread bare it is. I have marked a circle around the wear and started to darn it in teal embroidery floss The finished darn, an imperfect circle of teal and light green cross-hatching The finished darn on the other sock, an imperfect circle of teal and purple cross-hatching Both socks on my feets, showing the darn right on the heel
December 3, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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hmm.... unfortunately
this snack food product placement mystery creature
is..........me
A bin of plushies at a Tesco. On top is a pink plushie creature (maybe a lobster???) holding a plush can of sour cream & onion pringles
November 28, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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I feel truly insane that this is being reported on so neutrally
The Guardian: Today in Focus The Israeli settlers preparing to move to Gaza Reporter Ruth Michaelson went to visit Nachala's 79-year-old leader, Daniella Weiss. She met a well-connected woman who has had decades of experience in settling land - and who talked openly about other settlers asking her to sell them plots of land in Gaza to live on.
November 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM