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I'm just here for the shenanigans.
Damn summer over fr 🤦🏿‍♂️
September 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm rollin up some shit called Bath Salt.

It got like a soft salty aftertaste... but smooth
September 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
What The Fuck happened on September 21st?

...🤦🏿‍♂️Deadass tho
September 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The only reason I'm finna get my black ass up is roll this blunt and grab a bottle of water
September 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Random ass thought:

Seein people eat a hotdog is one a the most nastiest things to me lol
September 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
So last night me and sleep and got reacquainted
September 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I done seen it all.
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Banana strawberries blueberries ANY type a yogurt

...Throw that shit in the blender with some ice yo eyes gon roll back like a fentanyl high
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yogurt tooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

If you can find black cherry...

🤯🤯🤯 lol
Lemme go eat this yogurt. It keeps calling me by name.
September 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm on a mission right now for a omlette and some cut up fruit.
September 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I just read Redzone gon have commercials this year...

I bootleg that shit anyway but NFL be on some janky shit lol
September 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When I looked at this pic I heard the words

"More Sugar"

😭😭😭
RFK Jr in this hearing:
September 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Yo if you got money in America

...Yo ass can LITERALLY get away with ANYthing
September 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Don't come for me lmaooo that was a fuckin joke

😂😂😂
September 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
If she ain't delete the photo she can DEF take a joke...

She look like Malloy off Brickleberry in this damn picture
Social media wants to tell women what beauty should look like, surgery bodies, filters, perfection that doesn’t exist. But here stands a woman who refuses to shrink, who refuses to erase her own reflection just to be accepted.
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Only reason I'm still up right now is I can go back to sleep until at least 4pm today if a nigha really wanted to lol
September 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Between the ages of 12-17 I was grounded at least 1 week out every month.

My momma set of 'Tree Of Knowledge' Encyclopedia set HELD ME DOWN lol
Please buy your children dictionaries and encyclopedias if you aren't on that already!! They eat that ish up. I associate reading encyclopedias with there being nothing better to do in the 80s but found out that kids love how tactile they are and how they can use them independently
September 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I know it's early

...but yall Wimminz be fine as fuck man lol 🤦🏿‍♂️
September 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Wearing jean shorts in 2025 in crazy to me lol
August 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I count my blessings on a abacus.
August 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm at the point now like fuck fighting to go back to sleep if I'm up I'm up
August 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Yo is it just me...

or do between the hours of 12-5AM water be hittin different?!
August 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
lol I'm bout to pass yall this weed so we can go to sleep
August 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I be tryn to figure that shit out on a nightly basis.
August 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Dawg..

I ain't realize how fuckin stoned I am til I just went thu the car wash lol
August 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM