Jackie Jormp-Jomp
@janeyjimplin.bsky.social
baltimoron, scavenger. she/her.
Trying not to show my internal "thank god it's you and not me" jig as I somberly hand my husband his jury summons
December 13, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Trying not to show my internal "thank god it's you and not me" jig as I somberly hand my husband his jury summons
Blatant lawlessness
December 13, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Blatant lawlessness
It's like four full generations of buttrock!
December 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
It's like four full generations of buttrock!
Really not loving that I've seen a truck with a thin blue line punisher skull on my block for the past few days
December 11, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Really not loving that I've seen a truck with a thin blue line punisher skull on my block for the past few days
Thrift catch of the day: vintage Tolkien fanart
December 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Thrift catch of the day: vintage Tolkien fanart
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there were only 14 years between the formation of the rolling stones and the formation of the cure
December 5, 2024 at 9:34 PM
there were only 14 years between the formation of the rolling stones and the formation of the cure
New inauguration performer just dropped
Glen Burnie man charged after allegedly burning ‘TRUMP’ with flamethrower into road
Glen Burnie man charged after burning 'TRUMP' into road with flamethrower
A man faces a felony charge after allegedly using a flamethrower to burn "TRUMP" and "USA" into the road outside his house.
buff.ly
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
New inauguration performer just dropped
My special power is that I always feel very hungry right before a sneeze. It is not useful except for predicting sneezes.
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
My special power is that I always feel very hungry right before a sneeze. It is not useful except for predicting sneezes.
A lil Mimi for your morning
December 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM
A lil Mimi for your morning
Reposted by Jackie Jormp-Jomp
A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts
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November 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts
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Really longing for the days when rich fuckers spent their money on stuff like this instead of ruining everything:
Garden hermit - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 1, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Really longing for the days when rich fuckers spent their money on stuff like this instead of ruining everything:
Getting real tired of having to share the city with these criminals
November 30, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Getting real tired of having to share the city with these criminals
May not have done great at eating or sleeping since the election, but November's yoga challenge is complete. I should probably get a parade or something.
November 30, 2024 at 1:48 PM
May not have done great at eating or sleeping since the election, but November's yoga challenge is complete. I should probably get a parade or something.
The horrible dancing greige family are the human equivalent of the sad mar-a-lago cornbread sponge
November 30, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The horrible dancing greige family are the human equivalent of the sad mar-a-lago cornbread sponge
Reposted by Jackie Jormp-Jomp
"This milk doesn't taste like anything," Will Cullen Hart said, setting the glass down on the Hilton napkin. Across from him, Jeff Mangum shot up in his chair, as if hit by lightning
November 29, 2024 at 12:49 AM
"This milk doesn't taste like anything," Will Cullen Hart said, setting the glass down on the Hilton napkin. Across from him, Jeff Mangum shot up in his chair, as if hit by lightning
This year, among other things, I am thankful for this sweet brass griffin lamp I found
November 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
This year, among other things, I am thankful for this sweet brass griffin lamp I found
It really cannot be overstated how much DC loathed Trump his first term, and I doubt that's gotten better with time. Baltimore should do the same.
D.C. residents want Airbnb blackout to protest Trump’s inauguration
President-elect Donald Trump will be sworn in on January 20
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2024 at 10:05 PM
It really cannot be overstated how much DC loathed Trump his first term, and I doubt that's gotten better with time. Baltimore should do the same.
So yeah legal weed is pretty great, but my old dealer had a dog and I really miss that.
November 27, 2024 at 2:24 PM
So yeah legal weed is pretty great, but my old dealer had a dog and I really miss that.
And here's a lil goblin I copied from a D&D book
November 27, 2024 at 1:47 PM
And here's a lil goblin I copied from a D&D book
Also finally finished this one, based on medieval marginalia. Kinda realized a little too late that the frame got warped and I gave the dragon Bowser colors
November 27, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Also finally finished this one, based on medieval marginalia. Kinda realized a little too late that the frame got warped and I gave the dragon Bowser colors
Anyway it's not a wine mom Molotov cocktail, but here's a thing I did with needles this year. The green thread glows in the dark (and was a pain in the ass to work with)
November 27, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Anyway it's not a wine mom Molotov cocktail, but here's a thing I did with needles this year. The green thread glows in the dark (and was a pain in the ass to work with)
Okay is there a way the discover tab can show me more of the gay porn embroidery and less of the resistance cross stitch?
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Okay is there a way the discover tab can show me more of the gay porn embroidery and less of the resistance cross stitch?