Jackie Jormp-Jomp
@janeyjimplin.bsky.social
baltimoron, scavenger. she/her.
The comma gives it this flirty "oh, you *tee-hee*" kind of vibe, I like it
December 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM
The comma gives it this flirty "oh, you *tee-hee*" kind of vibe, I like it
they've also been reported over maryland, home of the wire. maybe the aliens are just fans of 00's hbo
December 14, 2024 at 2:04 AM
they've also been reported over maryland, home of the wire. maybe the aliens are just fans of 00's hbo
I've always had the suspicion that people aren't actually laughing out loud when they type lol, now we'll know for sure
December 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I've always had the suspicion that people aren't actually laughing out loud when they type lol, now we'll know for sure
Don't ever try Turkish coffee, you might die
December 14, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Don't ever try Turkish coffee, you might die
Tbf, every other old house in Baltimore has a marble stoop, and my once-unbruised coccyx and I can tell you that marble is a menace no matter what your age and evilness levels are
December 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Tbf, every other old house in Baltimore has a marble stoop, and my once-unbruised coccyx and I can tell you that marble is a menace no matter what your age and evilness levels are
Just get a shrugging stick figure saying "welp!". It'd be incredibly versatile
December 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Just get a shrugging stick figure saying "welp!". It'd be incredibly versatile
I met a relative of Rush Limbaugh's once, and you could tell they'd spent a huge portion of their life just being constantly embarrassed by that fact
But afaik they've never reminded anyone to like and subscribe, so I hope they can lift their chin a little higher
But afaik they've never reminded anyone to like and subscribe, so I hope they can lift their chin a little higher
December 13, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I met a relative of Rush Limbaugh's once, and you could tell they'd spent a huge portion of their life just being constantly embarrassed by that fact
But afaik they've never reminded anyone to like and subscribe, so I hope they can lift their chin a little higher
But afaik they've never reminded anyone to like and subscribe, so I hope they can lift their chin a little higher
Denied, on account of being Athena
December 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Denied, on account of being Athena
To be clear, actually serving on a jury is fine. Spending an entire day sitting in an uncomfortable af chair watching terrible movies, only to not even get called, is The Worst.
December 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
To be clear, actually serving on a jury is fine. Spending an entire day sitting in an uncomfortable af chair watching terrible movies, only to not even get called, is The Worst.
Hootie McBoob elevates it, imo
December 13, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Hootie McBoob elevates it, imo
I read a book in which the author was 100% certain he was Jack the Ripper
December 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I read a book in which the author was 100% certain he was Jack the Ripper
when gamergate was going on, some neckbeard misheard my name as anita (like sarkeesian), did a very theatrical shudder, then looked genuinely relieved when corrected
such fragile lil things
such fragile lil things
December 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
when gamergate was going on, some neckbeard misheard my name as anita (like sarkeesian), did a very theatrical shudder, then looked genuinely relieved when corrected
such fragile lil things
such fragile lil things
Remember the shitfits they threw when Michelle Obama said kids should probably eat a vegetable on occasion? Or when there were mumblings about banning Big Gulps?
December 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Remember the shitfits they threw when Michelle Obama said kids should probably eat a vegetable on occasion? Or when there were mumblings about banning Big Gulps?
Gonna see Che Guevara-ish merch of him, mark my words
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Gonna see Che Guevara-ish merch of him, mark my words
Better for your spinal health too, since you don't have a hefty wallet throwing your alignment off
December 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Better for your spinal health too, since you don't have a hefty wallet throwing your alignment off
When I was deep into playing fable 2, when I'd pass a group of people on the street irl I had to fight the urge to go over and dance and/or fart for them
December 12, 2024 at 2:20 AM
When I was deep into playing fable 2, when I'd pass a group of people on the street irl I had to fight the urge to go over and dance and/or fart for them
Pants with fake pockets go great with drafty shirts and hobble shoes, imo
December 11, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Pants with fake pockets go great with drafty shirts and hobble shoes, imo
Wear ankle weights for your walk there, imo. Your ass might actually improve
December 10, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Wear ankle weights for your walk there, imo. Your ass might actually improve
Two out of five assassin names make me a little hungry
December 10, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Two out of five assassin names make me a little hungry
Also a far better word than eggplant!
December 10, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Also a far better word than eggplant!
Aubergine is objectively a better word than eggplant
December 10, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Aubergine is objectively a better word than eggplant