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Janeil Joestar ✨
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Brooklyn, NY
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO I swear logging into app is like opening a fortune cookie sometimes.
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
one of the strangest, most frequent internet impulses I see happens when you post about liking something, and someone responds by telling you how they hate that thing

why did you need to tell me that?
a bald man with a beard is wearing a white shirt
Alt: a bald man with a beard is wearing a white shirt
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
And I be trying to not seem like the mean New Yorker niggas love raving about but I gotta get to class/work you’re in my way 😂
I hate tourists.

Like, SO MUCH!

GTFOTW!

How you come to NYC and don’t know to gtfotw? This is why yall get yelled at!
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Ya be wanting people to harm their HEALTHY relationships to prove they’re not a “simp” or a “pick me” to you and that’s why I’m so quick to tell people to kiss dick.
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Deadass 😭 shit is terrible and it’s not getting better anytime soon.
I’ll be damned if I get somebody pregnant in this nasty economy lmao
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I love my wife
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO clairaudience is crazy because I randomly heard this song in my head the other day
God, once again, greatest comedian of our lifetime.

music.apple.com/us/album/r-i...
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Badman she luv!
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The nastiest, deepest shade of blue you can think of
Hey peeps. I have a very important question.

What color is January?
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I would hate to face T-Rex because he’d spit a godly bar outta nowhere and then you can’t stop him 😭 just gotta hope he mess himself up or somethin
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The wire bugs 😂 but I also think it was them testing out focus mode before we got this current focus mode.
monster hunter fans gotta explain to me whyyyyyy they made the camera focus like this in monster hunter rise bc WTF👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾😒😒😒
#blackskygamers #blackskygirlgamers
monster hunter rise is pretty different from Wilds. I didn't know that. #blackskygamers #blackskygirlgamers
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 AM
First thing I’m doing this year is learning how to do my own hair because charging $200 for starter locs is crazy 😭
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Grab my Nintendo switch
What do you do when you hate your partners taste in music?
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Like I saw your shape with the clothes on, why would I clown you with them off??
"I'm insecure about my rolls."

Don't be. I'm sure they are delicious and go perfectly with the rest of the meal. Now again...move ya hand.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I literally was havin a similar conversation yesterday but in regards to trans people.
Gay men critiquing nonbinary folks. I’m falling back from a friendship where the person told me he thinks nonbinary folks are evil spirits and they need treatment. I’m leaving that friendship in 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Intimidated (feat. H.E.R.)
open.spotify.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I truly don’t wanna know anything about social media relationships unless y’all in love after the cameras are off
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I promise I was not tryna dunk on that man and his post 😭 I just wanted to let people know that shit still ain’t safe.
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
1,000 ways to die discussed this exact situation showing why you still shouldn’t do that.
Yes this…
But also, bullets don’t return to ground at the same velocity it exits.

It’s like going from 1000 m/s to 100 m/s.

Thanks due to air resistance.
so many posts about not drunk driving on NYE (RIGHTFULLY SO, DON'T DO IT)

but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!!

GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN!

don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Can’t believe her fan base hates this song 😭
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s either No Scrubs or What’s it gonna be by busta and Janet.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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If you start The Last Dragon at 10:22:14 PM, Leroy will get The Glow at midnight
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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"If you put yourself in fake competition with me, at least fake win so you can spare me the dramatics"

Real lmao cause why you still a loser in your make believe world? 💀
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Dating an autistic person is wayyyy easier than dating a neurotypical.
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I remember one time I was fuckin with a cougar and mid stroke she said “not a lot of niggas hit this spot” and I almost emptied the clip 😭
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM