Jane Haze
@janehaze.bsky.social
Recovering comic, electrical engineer, plane/aviation liker, travel enthusiast, and learner of things.
So the crate of green tomatoes I picked from the volunteer plants turned into several pounds of not green tomatoes. Tomato soup is the most effective way to get rid of 3 lbs of tomatoes quickly.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So the crate of green tomatoes I picked from the volunteer plants turned into several pounds of not green tomatoes. Tomato soup is the most effective way to get rid of 3 lbs of tomatoes quickly.
Master’s thesis successfully defended.
Bam! Can I get frocked to just say I have already earned the MSE title?
Bam! Can I get frocked to just say I have already earned the MSE title?
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Master’s thesis successfully defended.
Bam! Can I get frocked to just say I have already earned the MSE title?
Bam! Can I get frocked to just say I have already earned the MSE title?
Dressing, cranberry sauce, *and* gravy?! How dry were the original turkeys that they needed three methods of post-production moisture replacement.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Dressing, cranberry sauce, *and* gravy?! How dry were the original turkeys that they needed three methods of post-production moisture replacement.
Someone was shot on I-240 towards 385.
Maybe if the Memphis task force wasn’t so busy harassing immigrants, they could be policing areas with high crime. Just a thought.
Maybe if the Memphis task force wasn’t so busy harassing immigrants, they could be policing areas with high crime. Just a thought.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Someone was shot on I-240 towards 385.
Maybe if the Memphis task force wasn’t so busy harassing immigrants, they could be policing areas with high crime. Just a thought.
Maybe if the Memphis task force wasn’t so busy harassing immigrants, they could be policing areas with high crime. Just a thought.
When I grow up, I want to make a strong living by writing social media advertisement for intimate apparel, sex toys, and whatever these are.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When I grow up, I want to make a strong living by writing social media advertisement for intimate apparel, sex toys, and whatever these are.
“You have adult money. Why would you wear those shoes?” - my internal dialog looking at a guy in his 30s wearing all black Reebok-esque sneakers with khakis that need to be 2 inches longer.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“You have adult money. Why would you wear those shoes?” - my internal dialog looking at a guy in his 30s wearing all black Reebok-esque sneakers with khakis that need to be 2 inches longer.
I gained 2.6 pounds between yesterday and today. It will take me 3 weeks at best to lose it. The only remedy is to go fill up a feed bowl and eat more.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I gained 2.6 pounds between yesterday and today. It will take me 3 weeks at best to lose it. The only remedy is to go fill up a feed bowl and eat more.
Interesting. We have been training in Poland for years… 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Interesting. We have been training in Poland for years… 🤔
Reposted by Jane Haze
Cimate change is making your air travel more exciting.
Air turbulence, once considered a minor inconvenience of air travel, has emerged as one of aviation’s fastest-growing hazards in 2025. We take an in-depth look at the problem.
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#airturbulence #airtravel #airsafety #avgeek #Aviation #Aviationnews
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#airturbulence #airtravel #airsafety #avgeek #Aviation #Aviationnews
Turbulence: How Bumpy Skies Became One of Aviation’s Biggest Dangers in 2025
Air turbulence, once considered a minor inconvenience of air travel, has emerged as one of aviation’s fastest-growing hazards in 2025.
aviationsourcenews.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cimate change is making your air travel more exciting.
Yeah, what he said.
Maybe the admin should reverse its decision to de-prioritize counter terrorism in favor of deportations
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Yeah, what he said.
Last assignment submitted for my master's coursework. Holy shit, electrical engineering is hard. Do not recommend.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Last assignment submitted for my master's coursework. Holy shit, electrical engineering is hard. Do not recommend.
Tips for traveling in Memphis this year:
1) have a middle class looking car.
2) have no pigment to your skin.
3) drive as fast as you want.
Literally, the cops are so racist and classist, CarPlay flags it.
1) have a middle class looking car.
2) have no pigment to your skin.
3) drive as fast as you want.
Literally, the cops are so racist and classist, CarPlay flags it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tips for traveling in Memphis this year:
1) have a middle class looking car.
2) have no pigment to your skin.
3) drive as fast as you want.
Literally, the cops are so racist and classist, CarPlay flags it.
1) have a middle class looking car.
2) have no pigment to your skin.
3) drive as fast as you want.
Literally, the cops are so racist and classist, CarPlay flags it.
Super frustrating that every other social media platform shows me promoted pages and ads. I actually am interested in what the people I follow have to say.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Super frustrating that every other social media platform shows me promoted pages and ads. I actually am interested in what the people I follow have to say.
As we embark in this season of eating and being sedentary, please remember to keep periodical exercise in your routine. No one wants to have sex in January sounding like an asthmatic donkey.
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
As we embark in this season of eating and being sedentary, please remember to keep periodical exercise in your routine. No one wants to have sex in January sounding like an asthmatic donkey.
Karoline Leavitt is the Simone Biles of mental gymnastics.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Karoline Leavitt is the Simone Biles of mental gymnastics.
Engineering will no longer be a professional degree under the Trump administration in 2026.
Tell me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education without telling me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education.
Tell me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education without telling me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Engineering will no longer be a professional degree under the Trump administration in 2026.
Tell me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education without telling me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education.
Tell me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education without telling me you have uneducated, redneck lobbyist talking to the department of education.
Awww… my husband surfed and kayaked it in the 80s.
Munich's famous river wave, the Eisbachwelle, vanished after a dredging in early November. Authorities are working to resurrect the beloved wave but impatient surfers have also tried their own methods. n.pr/43ETW6N
Surf's down! Munich, until now an inland surfing hotspot, has lost its biggest wave
Munich's famous river wave, the Eisbachwelle, vanished after a dredging in early November. Authorities are working to resurrect the beloved wave but impatient surfers have also tried their own methods.
n.pr
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Awww… my husband surfed and kayaked it in the 80s.
Mississippi State cheese (vallagret) and backyard yellow tomatoes. Eating regionally just tastes better.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mississippi State cheese (vallagret) and backyard yellow tomatoes. Eating regionally just tastes better.
Yall check on Andrew Tate. His macho brand is in crisis hearing that Trump is a bottom.
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yall check on Andrew Tate. His macho brand is in crisis hearing that Trump is a bottom.
Clinton’s Dick is the Highlander of Dicks.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Clinton’s Dick is the Highlander of Dicks.
Clinton’s Dick is the Tom Brady of Dicks. Undefeated.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Clinton’s Dick is the Tom Brady of Dicks. Undefeated.
Clinton’s Dick/Newson 2028!
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Clinton’s Dick/Newson 2028!
Clinton’s Blowjob divided a nation.
Clinton’s Blowjob will unite the nation.
If this is the end of this administration, we’ll be arm-in-arm standing in circles around Bill getting blown like the Whos in Whoville singing around the Christmas tree.
#DahWhoDoraze
Clinton’s Blowjob will unite the nation.
If this is the end of this administration, we’ll be arm-in-arm standing in circles around Bill getting blown like the Whos in Whoville singing around the Christmas tree.
#DahWhoDoraze
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Clinton’s Blowjob divided a nation.
Clinton’s Blowjob will unite the nation.
If this is the end of this administration, we’ll be arm-in-arm standing in circles around Bill getting blown like the Whos in Whoville singing around the Christmas tree.
#DahWhoDoraze
Clinton’s Blowjob will unite the nation.
If this is the end of this administration, we’ll be arm-in-arm standing in circles around Bill getting blown like the Whos in Whoville singing around the Christmas tree.
#DahWhoDoraze
Reposted by Jane Haze
The Epstein emails are like a Trump Administration version of The Diary of Anme Frank. If Anne Frank was a 60 year old man. And a was a pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Epstein emails are like a Trump Administration version of The Diary of Anme Frank. If Anne Frank was a 60 year old man. And a was a pedophile.