Jane Haze
@janehaze.bsky.social
Recovering comic, electrical engineer, plane/aviation liker, travel enthusiast, and learner of things.
Reposted by Jane Haze
Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.
Arlington's Kenneth Walker III wins Super Bowl MVP
Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.
dailymemphian.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.
Lindsey Vonn is the Black Knight of Skiing.
two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Lindsey Vonn is the Black Knight of Skiing.
I am in a deep, committed relationship with my heating pad due to an injury from being asleep last weekend.
Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?
Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I am in a deep, committed relationship with my heating pad due to an injury from being asleep last weekend.
Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?
Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?
Reposted by Jane Haze
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There walks a peace dog
Oh, peace dog , take this country
Come take me home again
There walks a peace dog
Oh, peace dog , take this country
Come take me home again
This is Aloka, the dog walking across the U.S. with Buddhist monks on their Walk for Peace. 🐕 🙏📿
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There walks a peace dog
Oh, peace dog , take this country
Come take me home again
There walks a peace dog
Oh, peace dog , take this country
Come take me home again
If you are really appalled that a rich person hooked up with Russian hookers, you guys are going to freak when you figure out who’s been living in the East Wing of the White House.
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
If you are really appalled that a rich person hooked up with Russian hookers, you guys are going to freak when you figure out who’s been living in the East Wing of the White House.
The Memphis potholes have a season kickoff party booked at the peabody rooftop for next week. Carla Thomas has declined their invitation to perform, despite the potholes claiming it’s going to be a hit!
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The Memphis potholes have a season kickoff party booked at the peabody rooftop for next week. Carla Thomas has declined their invitation to perform, despite the potholes claiming it’s going to be a hit!
This administration is making Don Lemon a leftist radical.
The hell???
Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.
The hell???
Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This administration is making Don Lemon a leftist radical.
The hell???
Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.
The hell???
Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA!
She spent $1,000,000 for this.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
She spent $1,000,000 for this.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I guess we now know why Nicki Minaj was constantly riding Donald Trump's micro penis
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 AM
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA!
She spent $1,000,000 for this.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
She spent $1,000,000 for this.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Porn stars on social media are so funny.
Post 1: *butt*
Post 2: *tits*
Post 3: *crotch*
Post 4: *soft core orgy*
Post 5: "Here's my dog!"
Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*
Post 1: *butt*
Post 2: *tits*
Post 3: *crotch*
Post 4: *soft core orgy*
Post 5: "Here's my dog!"
Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Porn stars on social media are so funny.
Post 1: *butt*
Post 2: *tits*
Post 3: *crotch*
Post 4: *soft core orgy*
Post 5: "Here's my dog!"
Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*
Post 1: *butt*
Post 2: *tits*
Post 3: *crotch*
Post 4: *soft core orgy*
Post 5: "Here's my dog!"
Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*
Sad boot fail. Old plastic is not your friend.
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Sad boot fail. Old plastic is not your friend.
ICE is not military. They are a militant wing of the TSA at best.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
ICE is not military. They are a militant wing of the TSA at best.
Real military swear an oath to protect The Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic. The Gravy Seals promise to defend their rights to second helpings and bad trigger control.
January 25, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Real military swear an oath to protect The Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic. The Gravy Seals promise to defend their rights to second helpings and bad trigger control.
Everyone in Memphis is reacting like they’re women on dating apps. “How many inches? No, not what you *think*. I need a ruler.”
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Everyone in Memphis is reacting like they’re women on dating apps. “How many inches? No, not what you *think*. I need a ruler.”
Jesus. Our moral authority is weakened everyday.
ICE appear to have murdered another person in Minneapolis; after half a dozen regime thugs jumped and beat a man who tried to defend himself they shot him, an agent can be seen shooting him after his body laid motionless on the sidewalk. #3E #GoodvsEvil
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Jesus. Our moral authority is weakened everyday.
Reminder - if you take someone home with you at the bar tonight, you may be stuck with them until Tuesday. Hook up responsibly.
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Reminder - if you take someone home with you at the bar tonight, you may be stuck with them until Tuesday. Hook up responsibly.
It’s times like these I wish we had a fully funded weather forecasting entity.
Remember 2024? Good times.
Remember 2024? Good times.
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
It’s times like these I wish we had a fully funded weather forecasting entity.
Remember 2024? Good times.
Remember 2024? Good times.
Each bout of COVID is like a complex wine. This one is exhausting with light loss of flavor that finishes with a delightful brain fog for a thoroughly catatonic experience.
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Each bout of COVID is like a complex wine. This one is exhausting with light loss of flavor that finishes with a delightful brain fog for a thoroughly catatonic experience.
BREAKING: Snidely Whiplash joins Board of Peace.
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
BREAKING: Snidely Whiplash joins Board of Peace.
Good joke.
Whats the difference between Trump and Greenland?
GREENLAND ISNT FOR SALE
GREENLAND ISNT FOR SALE
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Good joke.
I just got mean mugged by a dude with no front bumper.
I see your windshield wiper fluid, how are you going to show attitude?
I see your windshield wiper fluid, how are you going to show attitude?
January 19, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I just got mean mugged by a dude with no front bumper.
I see your windshield wiper fluid, how are you going to show attitude?
I see your windshield wiper fluid, how are you going to show attitude?
A couple of lovely ladies just having a chat at the book club.
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
A couple of lovely ladies just having a chat at the book club.
It’s got to be exhausting covering up your last crime with a new crime everyday. After breaking constitutional and international laws, what is next?
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
It’s got to be exhausting covering up your last crime with a new crime everyday. After breaking constitutional and international laws, what is next?
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Trump is backpedaling on Iran. He told those people to get in the streets and take over the institutions, and the USA would back them up. They protested and now they’re being executed for it. And he’s claiming “the killing has stopped”. He doesn’t want a fight that might actually be a fight.
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Trump is backpedaling on Iran. He told those people to get in the streets and take over the institutions, and the USA would back them up. They protested and now they’re being executed for it. And he’s claiming “the killing has stopped”. He doesn’t want a fight that might actually be a fight.
JD Vance? More like Shady Vance.
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
JD Vance? More like Shady Vance.