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Jane Haze
@janehaze.bsky.social
Recovering comic, electrical engineer, plane/aviation liker, travel enthusiast, and learner of things.
I love how my similarity checker decided I had two similarity possibilities in 107 pages. One was a common definition and the second was a reference to my thesis on the MS State website. I call that originality.
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
So the crate of green tomatoes I picked from the volunteer plants turned into several pounds of not green tomatoes. Tomato soup is the most effective way to get rid of 3 lbs of tomatoes quickly.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I grow up, I want to make a strong living by writing social media advertisement for intimate apparel, sex toys, and whatever these are.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Mississippi State cheese (vallagret) and backyard yellow tomatoes. Eating regionally just tastes better.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
G’day, guv’na.
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Checks out.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Plane day.
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hung out with an angel and the devil for lunch today. Good Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Heard a coworker say “heard it on wreg. Don’t know if I believe them because they’re so left biased.”

Factual, I believe you mean.
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Damn monkey has already found its way to Starkville.
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Pumpkins and dougie this year.
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One point for everyone you’ve done! Most people have only done 4.
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I ordered a costume online.

This was not it.
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
While getting the No Kings poster board, looks like Hobby Lobby has a sale on DIY anal beads!
October 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When learning English, please tell your H1-B and non-native speaking friends to never abbreviate “Analysis.”
October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I hope when I’m @georgetakei.bsky.social’s age, I get written up in American Library Ass too. I guess it’s for the hot and literate?
September 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Taking pictures of enclosed devices.
September 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Tomorrow’s headlines:
“Collierville welcomes the National Guard to Memphis.”
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Looks like your mom has competition in the market.

I’m told it’s used often….

(…just like your mom…)
September 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
September 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don’t know why, but there’s something deep-seeded Memphis when you get a Joe Birch sighting.
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
September 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is obnoxious. Can’t get bsky on my laptop now. Grrrr….
September 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Was feeling under appreciated. Thought I’d make myself a few certificates of appreciation. Think I’ll frame them in a dollar store frame and hang them in my office.
September 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fixed it.
September 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM