Jan Conrad
janconrad35.bsky.social
Jan Conrad
@janconrad35.bsky.social
Physics Professor at Stockholm University.
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You are welcome to join the zoom event on high energy physics on October 30th at 13.00!
Speakers: Frank Wilczek, Sara Strandberg, Oksana Iarygina, and Oliver Schlotterer. The event will be moderated by Jonas Enander.
You'll find the zoom link here: indico.fysik.su.se/event/9415/ Welcome!
October 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Ich bin doch *geheimer* Regierungsrat, Mensch....
German academic titles be like: 🗃️
October 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Bayesians in shambles
Saturday morning coffee on my deck🌞

I’m sending this message out to all the 🍊🤡 cult members who are trying to destroy science in America…it has survived for almost 250 years & your little temper tantrum isn’t going to stop it now
August 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Welcome with your late application for courses and programs in physics on July 15.
www.su.se/department-o...
June 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words
theonion.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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holy shit -- GOP Rep. Mike Turner tries to "help out" Hegseth by getting him to confirm that the Pentagon does not in fact have plans to take Greenland by force, but Hegseth instead more or less testifies that yep, they have devised plans for that
June 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Frequentist or Bayesian.
Don’t worry guys, BlueSky can be perfect so long as we all get along. First things first, we just need to agree on the metric signature.
Don’t worry guys, BlueSky can be perfect so long as we all get along. First things first, we just need to agree whether vim or emacs is the better editor.
May 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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„Mit Berichterstattung gedroht.“

Stark.
May 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Flat priors on wind speed...
Ok frequentists, let’s call a truce. This has gone too far.
May 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Members of the AFD party remain seated while the European National Anthem is played commemorating the end of WW2 today
May 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Medienlogik. Das Drama ist einfach zu gefundenes Fressen, um es nicht auszunutzen. Demokratieschaden hin oder her.
Spannendste Erkenntnis aus diesem @ronzheimer.bsky.social #Podcast mit Angelika Hellemann: #Bundeskanzler #Merz hat schon jetzt in seiner eigenen #Koalition drei erbitterte Feinde, die ihn scheitern lassen wollen. MINDESTENS drei, da Merz theoretisch auch Oppositions-Stimmen bekommen haben könnte 😳
Merz‘ Kanzler-Krimi hinter den Kulissen. Mit Angelika Hellemann
YouTube video by BILD Podcasts
youtu.be
May 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Affektdemokratie
May 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The cosmic treasure hunt: How does the Universe make elements like gold?
Welcome to the open lecture with Smaranika Banerjee on May 15 at 18.15 at AlbaNova.
www.su.se/department-o...
#stockholmuni #physics #fysikum #natfak
May 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Idag håller fotbollsvärlden tummarna för Bodø/Glimt, @knut.dundasmora.no
May 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Advertising the work of my former PhD student (now postdoc at Columbia) Pueh Leng Tan, whose Phd thesis made into this PRL paper (she is one of the contact authors). Congrats to her, the other contact authors and the XENON collaboration: journals.aps.org/prl/abstract...
Search for Light Dark Matter in Low-Energy Ionization Signals from XENONnT
The first blinded search by the XENON-nT Collaboration using low-energy ionization signals places new constraints on hypothetical sub-keV dark matter.
journals.aps.org
April 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Fysikum congratulates our PhD student Kasturie Dileep Jatkar, who successfully defended her thesis: ‘Phase-corrected time-domain terahertz spectroscopy in reflection geometry’ on 15 April 2025.
www.su.se/department-o...
#Fysik #Physics #Stockholmuni
Kasturie Dileep Jatkar's thesis in Chemical Physics - Department of Physics
Fysikum congratulates our PhD student Kasturie Dileep Jatkar, who successfully defended her thesis: ‘Phase-corrected time-domain terahertz spectroscopy in reflection geometry’ on 15 April 2025.
www.su.se
April 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Fysikum congratulates our PhD student Sambit Kumar, who successfully defended his thesis: “Molecular Transients in Photoactive Heterocyclic Systems” on April 11, 2025.
www.su.se/department-o...
#fysik #fysikum #stockholmuni
Sambit Kumar's thesis in Chemical Physics - Department of Physics
Fysikum congratulates our PhD student Sambit Kumar, who successfully defended his thesis: “Molecular Transients in Photoactive Heterocyclic Systems” on April 11, 2025.
www.su.se
April 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Quantum leap - online seminar April 24, 13:00-15:00.
Explore the past, present and future of quantum science. UNESCO International Year of Quantum Science and Technology 2025. Organised by Nordita and Fysikum.
indico.fysik.su.se/event/9205/
#QuantumPhysics #FrankWilczek #UNESCO #Nordita #Fysikum
April 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@knut.dundasmora.no
It's not the first person coming to mind,but with a slight change in style you could go full
Harald Hardrada ( except you're not 7 ft 4)
April 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Nicole is an immigration lawyer. I'm sure this isn't targeted at all.
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
April 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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“Memorializing the Holocaust” weg. “Mein Kampf” bleibt.
🫠
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/11/u...
Who’s In and Who’s Out at the Naval Academy’s Library?
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office resulted in a purge of books critical of racism but preserved volumes defending white power.
www.nytimes.com
April 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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These are the names of the 9 children whose lives russia took in yesterday's attack

Their blood is on russia's hands

Tymofii, age 3

Arina, age 7

Herman, age 9

Danylo, age 15

Alina, age 15

Kostyantyn, age 16

Mykyta, age 15

Nikita, age 17

Radyslav, age 7

Nine kids. Killed

Source: U24GOVUA
April 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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In seinem Buch "Über Tyrannei" beschreibt der amerikanische Historiker Timothy Snyder - der die USA gerade zusammen mit seiner Frau in Richtung Kanada verlassen hat - diesen vorauseilenden Gehorsam und dass man ihn eben nicht leisten sollte.
March 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:

Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM