James Umber
jamesumber.com
James Umber
@jamesumber.com
Filmmaker in Oregon.
The GameStop manager deserves more dignity than we’ve given them.
May 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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everyone else who has made George Lucas money did so through acts of unfathomable cruelty and he did it by having unerring faith that the merchandising rights to Glupp Shitto would be worth far more than cash up front
April 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
January 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Skeleton Crew is the best Star Wars of the Disney era. Star Wars is for children and Skeleton Crew is the only Star War my kids have been interested in other than just the idea of baby Yoda.
January 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’d rather have a next gen 3DS than a Switch 2. Give me a clamshell design and StreetPass over fancier graphics.
January 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Could a movie be created to let viewers customize it, similar to how fan-made digital versions of card games (like Lorcana) work without copyrighted images but let users add their own? Imagine being able to insert a “director’s cut resource pack” of music, logos, billboards, etc. into a film.
August 29, 2023 at 6:47 PM
I’ve been thinking often about Francis Ford Coppola posting on Instagram that he likes to eat half a banana because a whole banana has too many calories. 
August 5, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Why the fuck do you (Oregonian) guys want to pump your own gas ?
August 5, 2023 at 4:06 AM
I’m trying not to show pity on my face when I ask people if they went to the movies this weekend and they say no.
July 24, 2023 at 5:51 PM
The Barbie movie was great fun and most of the packed crowd was wearing pink. It was a lovely experience.
July 21, 2023 at 4:33 AM
I’m going to see Barbie tonight/first and then Oppenheimer tomorrow/second.
July 20, 2023 at 11:14 PM
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Stepping to dril on how to post seems like the kind of thing that should end with Athena turning you into a goose
July 19, 2023 at 4:23 PM
These turn into the regular ones? Wtf?
July 7, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Baby ladybugs are fucked up.
July 7, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Maré Odomo is one of the great posters. Some of you might not know that.
July 6, 2023 at 9:39 PM
In 2010 I was like “Obama, Yoko Ono, and David Lynch are using this, it’s legit” regarding twitter.com
July 6, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Posting is difficult. I have a lot of respect for the great posters. Most of the little things I type aren’t compelling like that. Kudos.
July 6, 2023 at 9:34 PM
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TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps

WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps
July 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
The Vision Pro not being able to do room-scale is pretty lame.
June 30, 2023 at 2:55 PM
I hope the Vision Pro has a mode that let’s you use it as a camera on a standard camera rig.
June 24, 2023 at 9:07 PM
If you set up a custom domain as your handle on here, does your handle just become the domain name? Like, am I now just @jamesumber.com? Can accounts share a domain handle like email address? Can multiple journalists be @npr.org ? This is a kind of verification system, right?
June 15, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Things are changing rapidly but I’m adapting and evolving and posting on here now.
June 15, 2023 at 1:01 PM