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James Parker
@jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social
Knights in Tight Spaces. Fights in Tight Spaces. Ground Shatter director, Bristol Games Hub minister without portfolio. Mostly talking Turtles, Statham, Wick.
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Achievement unlocked: Have a live action trailer for a game in 2025. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kGi...

(Knights in Tight Spaces out now! store.steampowered.com/app/2315400/...)
⚔️ Knights in Tight Spaces | Launch Trailer | Available Now! ⚔️
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I keep seeing this thumbnail and thinking it's a video where Edgar Wright says something like, "Michael Wood Services after a big hotel breakfast and a long drive, the relief was immense"
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When he's wearing his sunglasses, Mike McDaniel looks like someone who would piss of John Wick without fully acknowledging the ramifications
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fixed it
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Weird thing to say in a Hyrule Warrior review...
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 5d
Rockstar Games co-founder and former lead writer Dan Houser has said he’d feel more sad to learn Red Dead Redemption 3 was in development without him than he feels about GTA 6, but admits the game "will probably happen." https://bit.ly/4nLRy5t
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Mindset, a puzzle so pure it would work in a newspaper, is now in a newspaper. The Observer started running it today.

Cat for scale.

(You can play the digital version in browser at mindset.game, or grab the app at mindset.game/app)
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
And we're all just fine with "Bustin' makes me feel good", are we?
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Thanks to Milan for making me feel immediately at home on my arrival.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Frights in Tight Spaces: Out now! 🎃

Confront ancient and mysterious forces that reside in an abandoned manor, in which lethal traps, ghastly ghouls, and other unspeakable horrors lurk around every corner...

➡️ s.team/a/4091260
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You spend years trying to establish your reputation as "the jock" of the UK games industry and it's all ruined in a single afternoon of wholesome biscuit decorating!
Our lead up to Frights launch TODAY the team are decorating @fightsgame.bsky.social biscuits!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social I have an NFL question: Scott Hanson always refers to the "BLUE Medical Tent" implying the existence of other medical tents of different colours for other purposes. Is there - for example - an orange medical tent players go to when their feelings are hurt?
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay you can mock. But when has a human creator ever given you the ability to Lergevtiepsappe an air conditioning unit in a game before? Never. That's when.
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In response to all the people who said "I really like Fights in Tight Spaces, but can we have a version set in a haunted house where you can kick a Mummy in the nuts?" we have some new spooky DLC coming next week.
Our store page is finally live?! 🥹 Along with our release date??
See you Monday, 27th October for some... 🎃
FRIGHTS IN TIGHT SPACES 🔪👻
s.team/a/4091260
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Introducing our upcoming DLC:
FRIGHTS IN TIGHT SPACES 👹

Lurking in a sinister manor house, an ancient evil thirsts for a sacrifice. Horrors and otherworldly threats stand between you and your objective.

🎃👻Coming to Steam next Week 👻🎃
October 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And yet I got kicked out of the operating theatre for playing a bassoon during a hysterectomy!
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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By using *REAL SCIENCE* I can officially say that Britain was in fact, NOT better in the olden days
October 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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📚 My current contract is coming to an end in Dec so I am now looking for new work!

⭐ I am an award-winning & expert/lead game writer & narrative designer.

🌎 I am interested in long & short term contracts & consultancy, ideally remote.

Let's chat!

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linkedin.com/in/hannah-nicklin
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
While I may not agree with his choice of venue, the man ordering his drink on the Wetherspoons app WHILE STILL ON THE TRAIN earns a degree of respect for his commitment to getting the beers in
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Given the picture they've used to illustrate it, the headline should probably finish "... and they're out for revenge!"
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I'm going to put it out there to the universe (and to a greater extend to Universal). I'd be very happy to make Fast-X-2 for $150m
October 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
British place names be like
October 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We're only half way through the decade there's time for at least two more Beekeeper films
One Battle After Another has been getting a lot of “best movie of the decade” talk, and I’m inclined to agree but I’m curious — what’s the competition?
October 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fuck's sake Aaron Eckhart. If you'd mentioned this sooner, we could have done some kind of colab!

store.steampowered.com/app/3625850/...
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The team have knocked it out of the (dog) park with this new DLC, if you've ever been a fan of Fights in Tight Spaces, this renews a whole bunch of things and will hopefully draw you right back in.
Fights in Tight Spaces: K9 Division is out now!💥🐶

Equip Agent Eleven with your new K-9 companion, introducing a brand-new set of cards, events, and enemies. Expanding the replayability of the core game.

🎮➡️ s.team/a/3625850
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Thinking once again of becoming one of those Flight Simulator men.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Sep 24
Another big Xbox game is landing on PlayStation 5 — and this time it's Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024.
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 Coming to PlayStation 5
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September 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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For sale:
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM