James Parker
@jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social
Knights in Tight Spaces. Fights in Tight Spaces. Ground Shatter director, Bristol Games Hub minister without portfolio. Mostly talking Turtles, Statham, Wick.
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⚔️ Knights in Tight Spaces | Launch Trailer | Available Now! ⚔️
YouTube video by Raw Fury
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Achievement unlocked: Have a live action trailer for a game in 2025. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kGi...
(Knights in Tight Spaces out now! store.steampowered.com/app/2315400/...)
(Knights in Tight Spaces out now! store.steampowered.com/app/2315400/...)
Live flight tracking data for Hugh Jackman's accent in this trailer:
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Live flight tracking data for Hugh Jackman's accent in this trailer:
I don't want to make it all about me. So instead of telling you my game of the year I'm going to tell you YOUR game of the year, which was Donkey Ball. I'd like to say I was surprised, but...
store.steampowered.com/app/3886410/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3886410/...
Donkey Ball on Steam
A high-velocity, “Nanaca-like” where getting hit is the whole point. Launch the Donkey, Avoid obstacles, collect items and coins, perform game changing combos, and try to go as far as you can!
store.steampowered.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don't want to make it all about me. So instead of telling you my game of the year I'm going to tell you YOUR game of the year, which was Donkey Ball. I'd like to say I was surprised, but...
store.steampowered.com/app/3886410/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3886410/...
I'm so stuffed after all that Christmas food. But I can't resist these little pick me ups as a treat.
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm so stuffed after all that Christmas food. But I can't resist these little pick me ups as a treat.
I struggle to have a lucid conversation after doing a single press-up, the way the World's Strongest Mans can do it after deadlifting an actual ton is probably the most impressive thing they do!
December 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I struggle to have a lucid conversation after doing a single press-up, the way the World's Strongest Mans can do it after deadlifting an actual ton is probably the most impressive thing they do!
Pro tip for owners of under floor heating: putting gifts of chocolate under the Christmas Tree is a bad idea... Every year.
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pro tip for owners of under floor heating: putting gifts of chocolate under the Christmas Tree is a bad idea... Every year.
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Our Christmas Cards in recent years!
Happy Holidays from the Ground Shatter team 🎅
Happy Holidays from the Ground Shatter team 🎅
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Our Christmas Cards in recent years!
Happy Holidays from the Ground Shatter team 🎅
Happy Holidays from the Ground Shatter team 🎅
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Strike! 🎳
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Strike! 🎳
Max props to @connieku.bsky.social for still blasting out such quality content this late in the year.
This is THE optimal way to promote festive Steam deals for your game, right?
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Max props to @connieku.bsky.social for still blasting out such quality content this late in the year.
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GAME DEVS. I got tired of mind maps spaghetti, so I built a game design tool that lets me see exactly what I need to see. It lets you scrub dependency depth: see only direct connections, or expand the chain when you need it.
This is for people who design games, let me know what you think 👀
This is for people who design games, let me know what you think 👀
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
GAME DEVS. I got tired of mind maps spaghetti, so I built a game design tool that lets me see exactly what I need to see. It lets you scrub dependency depth: see only direct connections, or expand the chain when you need it.
This is for people who design games, let me know what you think 👀
This is for people who design games, let me know what you think 👀
Only 00s kids will get this, but the quarterbacks in the Bills @ Patriots game are called Drake and Josh
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Only 00s kids will get this, but the quarterbacks in the Bills @ Patriots game are called Drake and Josh
Any lawyers up? I'm at a party and the local dentist has just been around with a tray of delicious chocolate brownies. Is this entrapment?
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Any lawyers up? I'm at a party and the local dentist has just been around with a tray of delicious chocolate brownies. Is this entrapment?
Lots of people saying, "Jason Momma's Lobo" without considering how much swooning that might cause!
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Lots of people saying, "Jason Momma's Lobo" without considering how much swooning that might cause!
Can't believe I only just noticed this:
F-eebie
R-achael
I-an (Ross)
E-dna
N-onica
D-yoey
'S-up Gunther
F-eebie
R-achael
I-an (Ross)
E-dna
N-onica
D-yoey
'S-up Gunther
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Can't believe I only just noticed this:
F-eebie
R-achael
I-an (Ross)
E-dna
N-onica
D-yoey
'S-up Gunther
F-eebie
R-achael
I-an (Ross)
E-dna
N-onica
D-yoey
'S-up Gunther
This both looks good and is a good idea. Good.
Welcome to Halcyon Dynamics! In your new role you'll be expected to process digits efficiently and build a small well-motivated team. Don't overthink it; they're definitely just digits. A narrative-driven incremental management sim. store.steampowered.com/app/4218750?...
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This both looks good and is a good idea. Good.
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Scottish friends! I'm looking for a voice actor (roughly 30-40 years old, female) for an unannounced game✨
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Scottish friends! I'm looking for a voice actor (roughly 30-40 years old, female) for an unannounced game✨
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.
This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
Me, not really knowing what an Extraction Shooter is: what's with all these games about killing dentists?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me, not really knowing what an Extraction Shooter is: what's with all these games about killing dentists?!
It's odd that this story doesn't mention the fact that the game - at one stage - was being backed/published by Microprose, who did a big splashy reveal at Summer Games Fest with it.
Monkey Island creator Ron Gilbert cancels 2D pixel art Zelda-like RPG after struggling to secure funding www.eurogamer.net/monkey-islan...
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's odd that this story doesn't mention the fact that the game - at one stage - was being backed/published by Microprose, who did a big splashy reveal at Summer Games Fest with it.
Perfection
I made a tiny game for PicoSteveMo with @dicey.bsky.social !
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
King Stephen by dicey
Thou shalt play as his majesty.
dicey.itch.io
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Perfection
I don't have ready access to Yes Madam so I'm watching Madame Web instead which is basically the same thing
Think I'm gonna rewatch Yes Madam tonight, classic Hong Kong action comedy directed by Corey Yuen starring Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock
a woman adjusts her seat belt while driving
Alt: a woman adjusts her seat belt while driving
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don't have ready access to Yes Madam so I'm watching Madame Web instead which is basically the same thing
That's already a fabulous package. Jingle Jam really is good if you like games or charity (or BOTH if you're some kind of weirdo)
Because you've been so good, we're letting you open a few of your presents early this year.
Core Keeper, Dungeons of Hinterberg, Tactical Breach Wizards and an exclusive Jingle Jam edition of Train Sim World 6 are your first four games in the 2025 Jingle Jam Games Collection!
Core Keeper, Dungeons of Hinterberg, Tactical Breach Wizards and an exclusive Jingle Jam edition of Train Sim World 6 are your first four games in the 2025 Jingle Jam Games Collection!
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
That's already a fabulous package. Jingle Jam really is good if you like games or charity (or BOTH if you're some kind of weirdo)
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Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
This is the one to repost, folks!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
This is the one to repost, folks!
ALAN's made a sales blunder again!
Really he promote this during the summer when the temperature is high, not in the winter when the temperature is cold.
But his loss is your gain, as you can get one of the nicest and bestest games ever well-cheap.
Really he promote this during the summer when the temperature is high, not in the winter when the temperature is cold.
But his loss is your gain, as you can get one of the nicest and bestest games ever well-cheap.
It snowed today in London... You know what that means for A Good Snowman is Hard To Build ☃️
Pay what the weather is!
draknek.itch.io/a-good-snowman
Pay what the weather is!
draknek.itch.io/a-good-snowman
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ALAN's made a sales blunder again!
Really he promote this during the summer when the temperature is high, not in the winter when the temperature is cold.
But his loss is your gain, as you can get one of the nicest and bestest games ever well-cheap.
Really he promote this during the summer when the temperature is high, not in the winter when the temperature is cold.
But his loss is your gain, as you can get one of the nicest and bestest games ever well-cheap.
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The Brutal Base texture pack is OUT NOW for all your grimly concreted environment needs!
shallowthinking.itch.io/brutalbasepack
80 authentically 90s/00s diffuse textures plus extra FX stuff in three formats to meet your needs, great for retro stylings.
#indiedev #gamedev #lowpoly #gameassets
shallowthinking.itch.io/brutalbasepack
80 authentically 90s/00s diffuse textures plus extra FX stuff in three formats to meet your needs, great for retro stylings.
#indiedev #gamedev #lowpoly #gameassets
Brutal Base Texture Pack by Shallow Thinking Games
Retro texture pack in the style of 90s/00s shooter games.
shallowthinking.itch.io
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Brutal Base texture pack is OUT NOW for all your grimly concreted environment needs!
shallowthinking.itch.io/brutalbasepack
80 authentically 90s/00s diffuse textures plus extra FX stuff in three formats to meet your needs, great for retro stylings.
#indiedev #gamedev #lowpoly #gameassets
shallowthinking.itch.io/brutalbasepack
80 authentically 90s/00s diffuse textures plus extra FX stuff in three formats to meet your needs, great for retro stylings.
#indiedev #gamedev #lowpoly #gameassets
Fights in Tight Spaces started out as an Only Fools and Horses game
Heaven's Vault started out as a Doctor Who game
jokes aside as popeye enters public domain a reminder we got mario and donkey kong because nintendo couldn't use popeye and bluto, like star wars happened because lucas was denied making a flash gordon movie
let corpos denying you recycling their stuff drive you to do better new stuff that's yours
let corpos denying you recycling their stuff drive you to do better new stuff that's yours
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Fights in Tight Spaces started out as an Only Fools and Horses game