"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai
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Even if that Metroid Prime 4 character is only in like 5% of the game the well has effectively been poisoned
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Even if that Metroid Prime 4 character is only in like 5% of the game the well has effectively been poisoned
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The Metroid Prime 4 previews confirmed my worst fear: Samus never mentions the time she met Kirby in Kirby’s Dream Land 3.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The Metroid Prime 4 previews confirmed my worst fear: Samus never mentions the time she met Kirby in Kirby’s Dream Land 3.
Honestly today might be the day that breaks the mind of irony posters considering everything
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Honestly today might be the day that breaks the mind of irony posters considering everything
Re: the BIG news, I've kinda just accepted at this point nothing will get done despite this being public knowledge and it sucks that all can be done about that is laughing at it
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Re: the BIG news, I've kinda just accepted at this point nothing will get done despite this being public knowledge and it sucks that all can be done about that is laughing at it
Are we still doomposting i have about 30 minutes of material of metroid miles busting it down sexual style in places where he shouldn't be doing that
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Are we still doomposting i have about 30 minutes of material of metroid miles busting it down sexual style in places where he shouldn't be doing that
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Phil, what are you talking about, I’m not having any--
MeeM.
MeeM.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Phil, what are you talking about, I’m not having any--
MeeM.
MeeM.
I was the original voice for the sidekick in Metroid Prime 4 but one day I brought a hoagie into the studio and it stunk so bad they deleted all the work I did
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I was the original voice for the sidekick in Metroid Prime 4 but one day I brought a hoagie into the studio and it stunk so bad they deleted all the work I did
Look if you're using this to hype a thing you like that's dumb but I get it, when it's devs themselves doing it though my interest in their work immediately dissipates
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Look if you're using this to hype a thing you like that's dumb but I get it, when it's devs themselves doing it though my interest in their work immediately dissipates
Every time something like the MP4 stuff happens I'm reminded that a card game locals would kill so many people on here
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Every time something like the MP4 stuff happens I'm reminded that a card game locals would kill so many people on here
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People appear to be growing angry that Metroid finally had friends!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
People appear to be growing angry that Metroid finally had friends!
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
okay, that just about does it
Streamer tip!
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Record yourself turning the dialogue volume down for easy views!
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Record yourself turning the dialogue volume down for easy views!
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Streamer tip!
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Record yourself turning the dialogue volume down for easy views!
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Record yourself turning the dialogue volume down for easy views!
The next F Zero game has Uncle Duck playing in the corner at full volume and if you try to turn it off the game shoots you
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The next F Zero game has Uncle Duck playing in the corner at full volume and if you try to turn it off the game shoots you
Metroid was always reddit actually, people are just noticing it now
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Metroid was always reddit actually, people are just noticing it now
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I'd turn in to this Direct if I were you, I've heard we're getting an UNLIKELY new entry in a classic franchise. Let's Enjoy Some Truly Epic Releases!
September 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'd turn in to this Direct if I were you, I've heard we're getting an UNLIKELY new entry in a classic franchise. Let's Enjoy Some Truly Epic Releases!
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Imagining dub season one Agumon robbing a bank
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Imagining dub season one Agumon robbing a bank
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Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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move over Beavis
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
move over Beavis
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Caleb Blood at the local wawa: Fresh victims for the ever growing army of the undead
Long suffering food service employee: haha you too sir
Long suffering food service employee: haha you too sir
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Caleb Blood at the local wawa: Fresh victims for the ever growing army of the undead
Long suffering food service employee: haha you too sir
Long suffering food service employee: haha you too sir
Please consider me for Horse
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Please consider me for Horse