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"Our demands most moderate are, we only want the earth."
James Connolly, Be Moderate (1907)
Coisas que acontecem quando não gostas que as pessoas vivam com os demais.

Eu não gosto de guetos.
Ah, e queremos integração dos imigrantes e não os queremos em ghettos. Mas adoramos ir a Chinatown quando passeamos em Nova Iorque.
January 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Podes dizer o que quiseres, que isto não é a Rússia.
Eles vão estar a ouvir para garantir que não dizes coisas erradas.
January 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Estavam dentro duma mala.
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
O CEO é um janado.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
O bloco central e os grupúsculos que dele saíram e andam, à direita, a fingir que são novidade, sempre foram isto.
Que artista! Além de diretor do INEM Norte, em simultâneo fazia urgências em 4 hospitais!

Não se coibiu de usar os filhos menores para tentar mascarar os seus esquemas.

Foi este o perfil escolhido para liderar o #SNS.
Gandra também prestou serviço no hospital de Gaia enquanto dirigia INEM
Director do SNS demissionário nega ter trabalhado para Hospital de Abrantes em 2022, embora registos o contrariem. Gandra tinha duas empresas, cujas quotas transferiu para os filhos menores.
www.publico.pt
January 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Os americanos estão a poder usar VPN para usar o Tiktok ou aquilo é ditadura e coiso?
January 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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This photo, from 1901, shows how lonely men got women back when men were men.

Notice how they're not whining in a letter to the editor or going incel. No, they gussied up, put up a sign, showcased their best features (such as a cute cat) and got themselves a bride.

Get on it losers.
January 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Não pode ser. Quem faz isso são os russos.
“Musk is normalizing us.” - AfD co-leader

Elon Musk and MAGA are already disrupting the status quo, and Europe seems ill-prepared. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/13/w...
A New Age of American Interference in Europe
Elon Musk and MAGA are already disrupting the status quo, and Europe seems ill-prepared.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ao fim de 4 anos teve uma ideia para melhorar as coisas.
Tipo Costa antes das eleições. Só que já foram as eleições.

Serás lembrado como o genocida do povo palestino.
In his farewell address, Biden calls for:

An end to dark money

18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform

A ban on stock trading in Congress

Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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If cats had opposable thumbs, they would be the world's dominant species.

Prove me wrong.
January 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Estúpido tem razão.
Lara Trump: This the kind of stuff that drove people away from the Democrat party. People want to be able to wash their clothes
January 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I took some more photos of poor Pepper today. He is so sweet and loving and gentle but nobody has wanted to adopt him just because he looks a little bit scrungly. 😢 Please share with anyone you know in northern Vermont who might be interested! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
January 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Adolf Hitler usa pela primeira vez termo controverso..."

O jornalismo está no grau zero. J
January 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"Spank me harder!"
The US is one of our closest partners and we are committed to strengthening the Transatlantic bond.
January 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Os mestres do whataboutism andam escondidos.
"Onde anda a imprensa portuguesa sobre este assunto? Onde andam os arautos do humanismo?"
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Imaginem que tínhamos gente assim na nossa imprensa, em vez das estrelas serventes que temos.
Folks: please be diligent about not disseminating Ann Telnaes' cartoon in a way that she's not getting the clicks on it (until she says differently). Her IP matters now more than ever.

Make it go viral but make sure she benefits.

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Só deve aparecer na sequela do biopic do Tony.
January 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Em 2015 vou deixar de dar troco a burros nas redes sociais e dar-lhes razão.
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Hoje faz 66 anos que a Revolução Cubana derrubou a ditadura de Fulgencio Batista.
January 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"Esteticamente superiores".
man who the fuck is invading your unseasoned shire? 🤨
December 31, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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i'm sorry to ruin this fantasy for everyone but trans Tintin would have politics to the right of Blair White
December 31, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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how many layers of centrism are you on?

you are like a little baby, watch this
December 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM