James “f Elon” Kraemer
@jakraemer.bsky.social
Cantabrigian, scientist, marathoner, nerd, politically too tuned in, homo
Omg, dealing with state unemployment services is incredibly confusing and frustrating (and I'm an informed, highly educated person)
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Omg, dealing with state unemployment services is incredibly confusing and frustrating (and I'm an informed, highly educated person)
Reposted by James “f Elon” Kraemer
Washington Post, 2017: Democracy dies in darkness!
Washington Post, 2026: [Emperor Palpatine voice] Democracy dies in darkness.
Washington Post, 2026: [Emperor Palpatine voice] Democracy dies in darkness.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Washington Post, 2017: Democracy dies in darkness!
Washington Post, 2026: [Emperor Palpatine voice] Democracy dies in darkness.
Washington Post, 2026: [Emperor Palpatine voice] Democracy dies in darkness.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you.
Jacob
I was going to be Jacob Aaron Kraemer. Turns out my grandparents' friends had kids Sarah Elizabeth Kramer and Jacob Aaron Kramer. My sister's name is Sarah Elizabeth Kraemer. Parents pivoted to James, the anlgo version of Jacob
Jacob
I was going to be Jacob Aaron Kraemer. Turns out my grandparents' friends had kids Sarah Elizabeth Kramer and Jacob Aaron Kramer. My sister's name is Sarah Elizabeth Kraemer. Parents pivoted to James, the anlgo version of Jacob
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Aden and Shannon
My mom really wanted my name to be Aden but my dad was weird and said because Aden didn’t start with a consonant letter it would be “softer” and people wouldn’t treat me with respect….my dad had a lot of weird thoughts.
Aden and Shannon
My mom really wanted my name to be Aden but my dad was weird and said because Aden didn’t start with a consonant letter it would be “softer” and people wouldn’t treat me with respect….my dad had a lot of weird thoughts.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Forest or River
Apparently my dad was a hippie and wanted his kids to have nature names. He won for my sister, but not me
Forest or River
Apparently my dad was a hippie and wanted his kids to have nature names. He won for my sister, but not me
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you.
Jacob
I was going to be Jacob Aaron Kraemer. Turns out my grandparents' friends had kids Sarah Elizabeth Kramer and Jacob Aaron Kramer. My sister's name is Sarah Elizabeth Kraemer. Parents pivoted to James, the anlgo version of Jacob
Jacob
I was going to be Jacob Aaron Kraemer. Turns out my grandparents' friends had kids Sarah Elizabeth Kramer and Jacob Aaron Kramer. My sister's name is Sarah Elizabeth Kraemer. Parents pivoted to James, the anlgo version of Jacob
Is RESEA just another hoop to jump through because they don’t think people deserve unemployment? These resources are literally useless
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Is RESEA just another hoop to jump through because they don’t think people deserve unemployment? These resources are literally useless
Made half of Jake Cohen’s unstuffed cabbage, which may be enough to feed an army
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Made half of Jake Cohen’s unstuffed cabbage, which may be enough to feed an army
Reposted by James “f Elon” Kraemer
they all want to be us
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
they all want to be us
Market Basket’s a disaster at 2 pm on a Monday?
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Market Basket’s a disaster at 2 pm on a Monday?
Reposted by James “f Elon” Kraemer
It isn't just Groundhog Day.
It is National Tater Tot Day!
Yes, these go well together. Affirmation Coyote will not provide details.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/pop-culture-...
It is National Tater Tot Day!
Yes, these go well together. Affirmation Coyote will not provide details.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/pop-culture-...
NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY - February 2
NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY On February 2nd, National Tater Tot Day recognizes a kitchen staple. In the United States, we consume approximately 3.5 billion of
www.nationaldaycalendar.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
It isn't just Groundhog Day.
It is National Tater Tot Day!
Yes, these go well together. Affirmation Coyote will not provide details.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/pop-culture-...
It is National Tater Tot Day!
Yes, these go well together. Affirmation Coyote will not provide details.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/pop-culture-...
feel like william eyelash was an upset in this category
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
feel like william eyelash was an upset in this category
jardiance sounds real bad for your taint
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
jardiance sounds real bad for your taint
ok jelly, we get you like this jesus guy
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
ok jelly, we get you like this jesus guy
"ICE out!" - Bad Bunny
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
"ICE out!" - Bad Bunny
What's a sombr? Who's an Alex Warren?
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
What's a sombr? Who's an Alex Warren?
Who are half of these people nominated for best new artist????
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Who are half of these people nominated for best new artist????
If I watch this whole Grammy’s and don’t win trivia tomorrow, I’m going to have to tip @missysteak.bsky.social more
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
If I watch this whole Grammy’s and don’t win trivia tomorrow, I’m going to have to tip @missysteak.bsky.social more
now watching
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
now watching
No Jonathan Bailey in the first half of the new Bridgerton season 😒
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
No Jonathan Bailey in the first half of the new Bridgerton season 😒
Yas Big Atlas!
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Yas Big Atlas!
Boston says, “FUCK ICE!”
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Boston says, “FUCK ICE!”
now is the time to drink that bottle of fruit wine a guy once gave me on a first date (the face i made when he handed it to me)
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
now is the time to drink that bottle of fruit wine a guy once gave me on a first date (the face i made when he handed it to me)
Reposted by James “f Elon” Kraemer
The next obituary I see better be his I swear to god!
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The next obituary I see better be his I swear to god!
me rn
Schitt's Creek - 1min of Moira Rose Screaming!
YouTube video by Neil Dolan Dance
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
me rn
Reposted by James “f Elon” Kraemer
