Jake Larsen
@jakeofthemountains.bsky.social
He/Him. Here for sports (Utah Jazz, 49ers, Man U), outdoorsy stuff (mountain biking, hiking, photography), and increasingly so, following the sad demise of the United States of America. Follow for stupid photos of my bike and bad sports takes.
Ok I’m gonna eat my words tonight. Ace Bailey and Isaiah Collier changing my mind.
The Jazz went from being semi-enjoyable pre-Kessler injury to absolutely abysmally painful to watch.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ok I’m gonna eat my words tonight. Ace Bailey and Isaiah Collier changing my mind.
The Jazz went from being semi-enjoyable pre-Kessler injury to absolutely abysmally painful to watch.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Jazz went from being semi-enjoyable pre-Kessler injury to absolutely abysmally painful to watch.
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, Trump's dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
www.newyorker.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, Trump's dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Anyone else’s Jazz+ freezing up and going dark or am I that lucky?
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Anyone else’s Jazz+ freezing up and going dark or am I that lucky?
They’re Your Mom because they bring you to life
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They’re Your Mom because they bring you to life
SLC haunted house folks: Fear Factory or Nightmare on 13th Street?
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
SLC haunted house folks: Fear Factory or Nightmare on 13th Street?
Bryce Huff, Puff, and Blow Your House down or something
October 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bryce Huff, Puff, and Blow Your House down or something
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We're all going to die because we burnt our one and only habitable planet to the ground so the dumbest fucking dweebs can jerk off to a computer.
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We're all going to die because we burnt our one and only habitable planet to the ground so the dumbest fucking dweebs can jerk off to a computer.
God dammit I’m a Bourne again Christian!
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
God dammit I’m a Bourne again Christian!
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Join me in condemning this kind of statement and this kind of hate.
September 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Join me in condemning this kind of statement and this kind of hate.
Trump creating strange bedfellows. Like, this is awesome of MTG.
September 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Trump creating strange bedfellows. Like, this is awesome of MTG.
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September 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Idaho will wear "Fightin' Taters" helmets in its home opener this week. #CFB
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Fuck this.
“family members identified the victim as Narciso Barranco, a father to three sons who are all U.S. Marines”
ktla.com/news/local-n...
ktla.com/news/local-n...
June 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fuck this.
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HELP FIND HIM - Police in Logan are asking for help in finding a missing 15-year-old boy, Aladin Gamar, who was last seen playing soccer at Logan High School last night. Aladin is 5'8" and 135 lbs. He may be on a mountain bike with a black backpack.
ONLY TAKES 2 SECONDS to share...
ONLY TAKES 2 SECONDS to share...
June 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
HELP FIND HIM - Police in Logan are asking for help in finding a missing 15-year-old boy, Aladin Gamar, who was last seen playing soccer at Logan High School last night. Aladin is 5'8" and 135 lbs. He may be on a mountain bike with a black backpack.
ONLY TAKES 2 SECONDS to share...
ONLY TAKES 2 SECONDS to share...
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
Bikes. Hell yeah.
June 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Bikes. Hell yeah.
[Insert screamo band name here]
What’s the worst concert you’ve been to?
May 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
[Insert screamo band name here]