jake
jakehofmann.bsky.social
jake
@jakehofmann.bsky.social
oppo guy

btv
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“Stop scrolling and post a” lemme just stop you right there. No. The scrolling will continue
August 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i loved watching this with my grams growing up on PBS
I’m a professional drag queen, an Episcopalian, and I’m married to a man

But prob the gayest thing about me is that I’ve recently become obsessed with Keeping Up Appearances 💐
July 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
superchunk summer
June 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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found a museum with all yall in it
June 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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marineland, florida, 1990
June 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ordered a new keyboard that will be here in a few days and i can’t wait to go clicky clack while working
June 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
there is suddenly a bunch of slop appearing on my feed that is reminiscent of the other site. get it out of here
June 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
work buddy
June 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A new superchunk record was exactly the news i needed this morning
June 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
my wife and i moved into a new apartment recently and it’s crazy how much better your moods becomes when you have windows in your damn living room
June 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
me watching northernlion break the latest viral rougelite
there is an infinite number of guys you've never heard of on twitch who command the attention of a mid-sized city
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my wife asked me if i wanted a hotdog to which i said yes. she brought it to me stuck on a chopstick
May 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the last 48 hours on the arcade fire subreddit have been some of the funniest i’ve seen in a long time. a total meltdown over this awful new record
May 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.

Reporter: That’s.. How did you

Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the popes brother going on local television and telling the reporter that his brother won’t be able to leo him get sticks off his roof like he was supposed to in a few months is pretty good stuff
May 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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let’s just pretend
May 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
seeing mj lenderman tonight. might try zyns for the first time to celebrate
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i love burlington vermont!! i love dancing!! i love cheap beer!! i love spring!!!!
May 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i should have gone to rally for his release this courthouse is in my neighborhood lol
"To President Trump and his cabinet, I am not afraid of you,” Columbia University student Mohsen Mahdawi said on Wednesday, addressing supporters outside the federal courthouse in Burlington, Vermont.
April 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
having just driven through the countryside outside montreal, i think the US should do campaign signs the way they do-- candidate faces and no other context. really fun thing
CANADA’S RULING LIBERALS WIN ELECTION – CTV
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
rewatched CASTLE IN THE SKY last night for the first time in forever and i think it’s the stealth candidate for best/ most influential ghibli movie. i see so much of Zelda, final fantasy, and about a dozen other video games in the style and substance of this film. it’s fantastic
April 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
blue prince is a cool game made by a totally insane person
April 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I AM A PATIENT BOY
I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT
MY TIME IS LIKE WATER DOWN A DRAIN
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING
EVERYBODY'S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TO REMAIN
April 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM