@izqomar.bsky.social
At some point, I’ll crack a joke that makes you say “Too Far”. It’s going to happen and I’m sorry but not really
Damn. It did fall off at the worst moment.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Damn. It did fall off at the worst moment.
Lookout for a distraction event. Gotta be one about to happen
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lookout for a distraction event. Gotta be one about to happen
Sora started this so well and then it went Buran.
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sora started this so well and then it went Buran.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
Clarification of Apollo’s intent.
October 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Clarification of Apollo’s intent.
Last night I dreamed I was watching a rocket launch, and then afterwards we saw another unexpected launch, and then we saw it came from the ocean, like from an underwater sub, and then we saw more and more unexpected launches all over the sky. I’m sure that’s not a bad omen
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last night I dreamed I was watching a rocket launch, and then afterwards we saw another unexpected launch, and then we saw it came from the ocean, like from an underwater sub, and then we saw more and more unexpected launches all over the sky. I’m sure that’s not a bad omen
Twitter / X is now 4Chan
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Twitter / X is now 4Chan
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Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
September 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Ever almost order Uber Eats in another city because the app doesn’t know you came back home?
September 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ever almost order Uber Eats in another city because the app doesn’t know you came back home?
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Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool
August 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool
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ok but for real how long do they try to weekend at bernies him when It Happens?
April 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
ok but for real how long do they try to weekend at bernies him when It Happens?
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The funniest part about all this is that JD Vance has definitely texted at least six people asking if it’s true and has been left on read.
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The funniest part about all this is that JD Vance has definitely texted at least six people asking if it’s true and has been left on read.
Man, the territory days were awesome
August 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Man, the territory days were awesome
Whenever I get one of those water bottles where the plastic is so thin, the whole bottle twists when I try to untwist the cap, I yeet that bottle so far I consider trying out for the Bucs.
August 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Whenever I get one of those water bottles where the plastic is so thin, the whole bottle twists when I try to untwist the cap, I yeet that bottle so far I consider trying out for the Bucs.
Once again proven correct on my “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” mantra.
More accurately, “If the software update isn’t required, don’t update it”
It was working fine and now gawd whyyyyyy is it brokennnnn
More accurately, “If the software update isn’t required, don’t update it”
It was working fine and now gawd whyyyyyy is it brokennnnn
August 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Once again proven correct on my “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” mantra.
More accurately, “If the software update isn’t required, don’t update it”
It was working fine and now gawd whyyyyyy is it brokennnnn
More accurately, “If the software update isn’t required, don’t update it”
It was working fine and now gawd whyyyyyy is it brokennnnn
Ok I will admit, the Nintendo Switch 2 is pretty sweet
July 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ok I will admit, the Nintendo Switch 2 is pretty sweet
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USA vibes
June 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
USA vibes
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Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
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Breaking News From 6 Years From Now:
Documentary exposes that Iran was not, in fact, two weeks away from making a nuclear bomb when Trump bombed them in 2025.
Documentary exposes that Iran was not, in fact, two weeks away from making a nuclear bomb when Trump bombed them in 2025.
June 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Breaking News From 6 Years From Now:
Documentary exposes that Iran was not, in fact, two weeks away from making a nuclear bomb when Trump bombed them in 2025.
Documentary exposes that Iran was not, in fact, two weeks away from making a nuclear bomb when Trump bombed them in 2025.
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Fox News host Will Cain: "The 'No Secret Police Act' would ban local, state, and federal law enforcement from covering their faces when interacting with the public. Officers would also have to wear identifying information on them, like name tags. Hard to believe this is real!"
June 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fox News host Will Cain: "The 'No Secret Police Act' would ban local, state, and federal law enforcement from covering their faces when interacting with the public. Officers would also have to wear identifying information on them, like name tags. Hard to believe this is real!"
Me seeing Iran get bombed: Cool.
Me seeing it was their F-14’s: Awwww.
Me seeing it was their F-14’s: Awwww.
June 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me seeing Iran get bombed: Cool.
Me seeing it was their F-14’s: Awwww.
Me seeing it was their F-14’s: Awwww.