Ian Campbell
@iwcampbell.bsky.social
Keweenaw born and raised; Michigan alum x 2; historian of the Russian Empire at UC Davis. Happiest in the kitchen or on a trail. Personal account; opinions my own.
I’ve tried to learn but of all the figure skating events, ice dancing is still the one where I can’t tell “pretty good” from “great”.
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I’ve tried to learn but of all the figure skating events, ice dancing is still the one where I can’t tell “pretty good” from “great”.
For truly Great Olympics you need either 1. all-time great peaks in their best event or 2. Complete random blacks out and medals with a performance they’ll never be able to replicate.
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
For truly Great Olympics you need either 1. all-time great peaks in their best event or 2. Complete random blacks out and medals with a performance they’ll never be able to replicate.
These things are the BUSINESS
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
These things are the BUSINESS
Guitar solo from Free Bird ➡️ The Marseillaise ➡️ Guitar solo from Free Bird again
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Guitar solo from Free Bird ➡️ The Marseillaise ➡️ Guitar solo from Free Bird again
They’re calling it the most correct book ever written.
The tacit assumption that the normative human being is an adult man and everyone else is a deviation—once you see it you can’t stop seeing it.
The tacit assumption that the normative human being is an adult man and everyone else is a deviation—once you see it you can’t stop seeing it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
They’re calling it the most correct book ever written.
The tacit assumption that the normative human being is an adult man and everyone else is a deviation—once you see it you can’t stop seeing it.
The tacit assumption that the normative human being is an adult man and everyone else is a deviation—once you see it you can’t stop seeing it.
This poor baby. The instant we get power back, use the remainder of that idiot ICE budget to buy him and all the other suffering children whose names we don’t know years of therapy, college tuition, all the toys and vacations they want. Seize some assets in criminal proceedings if we run out of $.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
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February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This poor baby. The instant we get power back, use the remainder of that idiot ICE budget to buy him and all the other suffering children whose names we don’t know years of therapy, college tuition, all the toys and vacations they want. Seize some assets in criminal proceedings if we run out of $.
Bonus banger
Despacito на удмуртском | Команда КВН "Второе Дыхание" | Сдушой | Туж Каллен Но
YouTube video by Сдушой
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February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Bonus banger
Post a banger that isn't in English
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English
It’s 50% this and 50% “activity more frequently performed by women, therefore disregard” IMO
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
It’s 50% this and 50% “activity more frequently performed by women, therefore disregard” IMO
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Honestly, it has to be a weird time to be a figure in pop culture due the president being Literally The Worst. Like, Elmo can say sharing is good and somebody in his X mentions will say “Elmo, you rotten son of a bitch. This goes against everything President Trump stands for.” And that’s not wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Honestly, it has to be a weird time to be a figure in pop culture due the president being Literally The Worst. Like, Elmo can say sharing is good and somebody in his X mentions will say “Elmo, you rotten son of a bitch. This goes against everything President Trump stands for.” And that’s not wrong.
Seahawks fulfilling their destiny by scoring 29 with one (1) offensive touchdown.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Seahawks fulfilling their destiny by scoring 29 with one (1) offensive touchdown.
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A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
Roughly 81-85; more qualitatively if you can quote the first nine seasons of the Simpsons from memory but need or will soon need bifocals you’re there.
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Roughly 81-85; more qualitatively if you can quote the first nine seasons of the Simpsons from memory but need or will soon need bifocals you’re there.
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Imagining wanting less of this in America lol. Skill issue
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Imagining wanting less of this in America lol. Skill issue
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
“Adam Sandler…among the luminaries on hand.”
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
“Adam Sandler…among the luminaries on hand.”
Wife is doing a comparative analysis of the butts here in the final round and “not surprised that this is the jumpy guy”
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Wife is doing a comparative analysis of the butts here in the final round and “not surprised that this is the jumpy guy”
Man, this Italian guy clinching a medal by skating out of his damn skin and then celebrating like a madman…this is the Good Olympics Shit.
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Man, this Italian guy clinching a medal by skating out of his damn skin and then celebrating like a madman…this is the Good Olympics Shit.
Win or lose I see some pretty grim endorsements and an utterly unlistenable podcast on the other side of this thing.
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Win or lose I see some pretty grim endorsements and an utterly unlistenable podcast on the other side of this thing.
You just sense that the ideal outcome (please win us two gold medals and then do not be heard from again) is not at all on the table here.
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
You just sense that the ideal outcome (please win us two gold medals and then do not be heard from again) is not at all on the table here.
If Mara has added the “hit open threes” patch it’s bad for our chances of keeping him after this year but great for this year.
February 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If Mara has added the “hit open threes” patch it’s bad for our chances of keeping him after this year but great for this year.
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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My grandfather was a radioman on bombers in the Pacific during WWII. When he was in India, people would follow him around. The guys in his unit said it was because Indians believed Jesus had red hair like him, but we learned after he died that Lund means penis in Hindi and it was on all his clothes.
Tell me something funny about someone important to you who’s passed on. Anecdote, factoid, excellent one-liner—dealer’s choice.
April 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
My grandfather was a radioman on bombers in the Pacific during WWII. When he was in India, people would follow him around. The guys in his unit said it was because Indians believed Jesus had red hair like him, but we learned after he died that Lund means penis in Hindi and it was on all his clothes.
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The thing about pedestrian safety post 2020 is that its one of the few areas that's massively worse than the norms that existed pre-covid, its bourne out clearly in the numbers, and the only way to solve it is traffic enforcement, sorry
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The thing about pedestrian safety post 2020 is that its one of the few areas that's massively worse than the norms that existed pre-covid, its bourne out clearly in the numbers, and the only way to solve it is traffic enforcement, sorry