ivy
@ivysomeday.bsky.social
She/her. Transgender.
Expat American in Australia.
Terrible puns.
Chained to computers.
Dreaming of fruit trees and bees, mud houses and spaceships, long walks and the sound of the sea.
@IvySomeday on Twitter
Expat American in Australia.
Terrible puns.
Chained to computers.
Dreaming of fruit trees and bees, mud houses and spaceships, long walks and the sound of the sea.
@IvySomeday on Twitter
My stripper name is Histamine Cascade.
*whimpers in allergic hives*
*whimpers in allergic hives*
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My stripper name is Histamine Cascade.
*whimpers in allergic hives*
*whimpers in allergic hives*
*thinking absent-mindedly about important characteristics of housing*
"Yes, there's definitely room for space."
*last neuron expires in shame*
"Yes, there's definitely room for space."
*last neuron expires in shame*
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
*thinking absent-mindedly about important characteristics of housing*
"Yes, there's definitely room for space."
*last neuron expires in shame*
"Yes, there's definitely room for space."
*last neuron expires in shame*
I had a dream I wrote an amazing color ascii multi-player rpg/roguelike with both pre-designed and random map sections jigsawed together with clever boundary conditions fitting. Huge depth, lore, a vast world in which to wander and get lost. The ability to meet and travel with other players.
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I had a dream I wrote an amazing color ascii multi-player rpg/roguelike with both pre-designed and random map sections jigsawed together with clever boundary conditions fitting. Huge depth, lore, a vast world in which to wander and get lost. The ability to meet and travel with other players.
Toasters should be rated by how many uses they provide before the equivalent of a slice of bread is inextricably trapped inside.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Toasters should be rated by how many uses they provide before the equivalent of a slice of bread is inextricably trapped inside.
Today, suddenly, I thought:
Why am I not doing the things which bring me joy?
Why am I not doing the things which bring me joy?
July 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Today, suddenly, I thought:
Why am I not doing the things which bring me joy?
Why am I not doing the things which bring me joy?
T-minus 9 days til taco
June 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
T-minus 9 days til taco
Being someone who still wishes she could learn everything is strangely lonely at times.
June 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Being someone who still wishes she could learn everything is strangely lonely at times.
From a systems perspective, most of what are labeled mental disorders are actually simply examples of graceful degradation under enormous stresses.
Graceful != pleasant to experience.
Graceful != pleasant to experience.
May 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
From a systems perspective, most of what are labeled mental disorders are actually simply examples of graceful degradation under enormous stresses.
Graceful != pleasant to experience.
Graceful != pleasant to experience.
What happens in the future when the virtual assistant in my phone falls in love with the customer service bot at Amazon ?
February 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What happens in the future when the virtual assistant in my phone falls in love with the customer service bot at Amazon ?
You are not a dead-hearted, dying boy.
Stop acting like one.
Stop acting like one.
February 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You are not a dead-hearted, dying boy.
Stop acting like one.
Stop acting like one.
Behold the 20th century
February 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Behold the 20th century
Sometimes I'm afraid to say it because I'm afraid I'll jinx it, but I'm actually doing ok.
February 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sometimes I'm afraid to say it because I'm afraid I'll jinx it, but I'm actually doing ok.
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Hey there! Lexi (that's me!) is trying to raise funds for important trans facial surgeries that can really change her life. Even a small donation can make a big difference, so if you could click the link below to donate or share it with others, it would mean a lot. Thank you!
gofund.me/759eb2a5
gofund.me/759eb2a5
Donate to Lexi’s trans surgery journey, organised by Lexi Crowley
Trans facial surgeries can cost anywhere between £11,000 and £60,000. I’m not feeling optimi… Lexi Crowley needs your support for Lexi’s trans surgery journey
gofund.me
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Hey there! Lexi (that's me!) is trying to raise funds for important trans facial surgeries that can really change her life. Even a small donation can make a big difference, so if you could click the link below to donate or share it with others, it would mean a lot. Thank you!
gofund.me/759eb2a5
gofund.me/759eb2a5
First day, in the office, as me.
Feels...crazy
Feels...crazy
January 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
First day, in the office, as me.
Feels...crazy
Feels...crazy
The human world does not have to be constructed this way.
January 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The human world does not have to be constructed this way.
I love being me.
I've never thought that before.
I've never thought that before.
January 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I love being me.
I've never thought that before.
I've never thought that before.
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This is a fantastic thread and I’d like to note something about it, going back to my earlier thread—
Courtney is vividly describing a type of care system. One I’d define more specifically as a CARE HIERARCHY.
Part of caring is tolerating discomfort so others can feel better. 🧵
Courtney is vividly describing a type of care system. One I’d define more specifically as a CARE HIERARCHY.
Part of caring is tolerating discomfort so others can feel better. 🧵
I had a walk today and thought about the relationship between civility, discomfort, and abuse.
Some of you know that “civility” is one of my hard “ugh” triggers. This thread will explain why.
Some of you know that “civility” is one of my hard “ugh” triggers. This thread will explain why.
January 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is a fantastic thread and I’d like to note something about it, going back to my earlier thread—
Courtney is vividly describing a type of care system. One I’d define more specifically as a CARE HIERARCHY.
Part of caring is tolerating discomfort so others can feel better. 🧵
Courtney is vividly describing a type of care system. One I’d define more specifically as a CARE HIERARCHY.
Part of caring is tolerating discomfort so others can feel better. 🧵
"Why did you transition (science fiction answers only)?"
The temperature that day read a feminising 110 degrees Fahrenheit.
The temperature that day read a feminising 110 degrees Fahrenheit.
"Why did you transition (science fiction answers only)?"
The time traveler said it's the only way to survive the coming testocalypse.
The time traveler said it's the only way to survive the coming testocalypse.
"Why did you transition (science fiction answers only)?"
When a being made of diamonds, steel and light makes you an offer, in a language you can't understand but feel deep in your soul, you do not refuse.
When a being made of diamonds, steel and light makes you an offer, in a language you can't understand but feel deep in your soul, you do not refuse.
January 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"Why did you transition (science fiction answers only)?"
The temperature that day read a feminising 110 degrees Fahrenheit.
The temperature that day read a feminising 110 degrees Fahrenheit.
one thing i hate about my neurodivergence is how i get this feeling that i could simply...choose for stuff not to be so difficult.
but it's a delusion. cause i can't be someone else just by deciding so. all i can do is work with who i am.
it's weird to have this phantom limb competence feel though
but it's a delusion. cause i can't be someone else just by deciding so. all i can do is work with who i am.
it's weird to have this phantom limb competence feel though
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
one thing i hate about my neurodivergence is how i get this feeling that i could simply...choose for stuff not to be so difficult.
but it's a delusion. cause i can't be someone else just by deciding so. all i can do is work with who i am.
it's weird to have this phantom limb competence feel though
but it's a delusion. cause i can't be someone else just by deciding so. all i can do is work with who i am.
it's weird to have this phantom limb competence feel though
Let boygones be boygones
January 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Let boygones be boygones