Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.

Since I’m using this now I suppose, here’s my #cozygaming setup I started working on this past weekend. #tealandpurpleeverything

Me: Sure would be nice if I could sleep

My body: I know just what will fix this—getting up to pee a seventh time

My cat, whose sole motivation on this earth is to watch me pee: This is the greatest night of my life

One of the many reasons to leave FB:
Out of 15 posts (I’m counting the one cut off at the bottom because you can obviously tell it’s an ad.)
10 posts of random targeted fuckery
5 group posts
NOT A SINGLE. FUCKING. PERSONAL. POST.
🙄🙃😐😑😒

Just woke up to see that people are defending Musk doing a blatant nazi salute during the inauguration. Wow. Off to an unsurprising start here.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Street art perfection!

There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

Awwww. The Region.

I really wish I had a PC so I could get back into LoL 😩😭

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Not my Lyft driver sitting in the same spot for like 20 min & then when I call I can literally hear him talking to someone & starting his car. 😒😒😒 $23 to be late to work. Awesome.

I wish I could sync this with my contacts or Facebook or something lol I’m too lazy to keep searching & adding people to another social media platform so I doubt I’ll use this much but we shall see.

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

No shade, I do think there’s an age limit to certain social media. No way a 50 year old man asked me for my Snapchat