timothy davis
@itstimothydavis.bsky.social
sagaftra & aea actor
wgawest screenwriter
#jiujitsu and #judo: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟥🟥⬛️
wgawest screenwriter
#jiujitsu and #judo: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟥🟥⬛️
i do not want an “ai-assisted experience” i want clean air, a living wage and the pedophile out of the fucking white house.
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
i do not want an “ai-assisted experience” i want clean air, a living wage and the pedophile out of the fucking white house.
it is certainly not “national popcorn day,” fandango
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it is certainly not “national popcorn day,” fandango
they are operating as a gestapo for a racist criminal pedophile president who should have been removed for about 1,476 different violations.
i’m profoundly uninterested in what current legal statutes might offer to justify their conduct.
i’m profoundly uninterested in what current legal statutes might offer to justify their conduct.
I’ve seen a lot going around about these cells reserved for US citizens, and it’s worth reminding people that ICE officers (and immigration officers in general) do in fact have legal authority to arrest US citizens for any felonies or “offenses against the United States” witnessed by an officer.
Missed this a few days ago:
Two U.S. citizens grabbed by ICE say there were cells reserved for Americans.
Also, they weren’t given medical attention or allowed to go to the bathroom.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Two U.S. citizens grabbed by ICE say there were cells reserved for Americans.
Also, they weren’t given medical attention or allowed to go to the bathroom.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
they are operating as a gestapo for a racist criminal pedophile president who should have been removed for about 1,476 different violations.
i’m profoundly uninterested in what current legal statutes might offer to justify their conduct.
i’m profoundly uninterested in what current legal statutes might offer to justify their conduct.
some bts from “the interview,” debuting at the idlewild film festival in march:
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
some bts from “the interview,” debuting at the idlewild film festival in march:
dude i don’t really give a fuck about your marxist-inflected historian sociologist verbiage.
if you’re watching people get murdered and assaulted and kidnapped by thugs and your first reaction is to equate nuremberg trials for these fuckers to post-civil war peonage, you’re useless in this fight.
if you’re watching people get murdered and assaulted and kidnapped by thugs and your first reaction is to equate nuremberg trials for these fuckers to post-civil war peonage, you’re useless in this fight.
“Specialists in violence” is a technical term not an approbation or assertion of expertise bsky.app/profile/marb...
It's the Marxist-inflected historian / sociologist word for men who sell their violence on the labor market. Cops, criminals, mercenaries, soldiers, etc. no more, no less
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
dude i don’t really give a fuck about your marxist-inflected historian sociologist verbiage.
if you’re watching people get murdered and assaulted and kidnapped by thugs and your first reaction is to equate nuremberg trials for these fuckers to post-civil war peonage, you’re useless in this fight.
if you’re watching people get murdered and assaulted and kidnapped by thugs and your first reaction is to equate nuremberg trials for these fuckers to post-civil war peonage, you’re useless in this fight.
they aren’t “specialists in violence” they are fucking goobers who tap to side control pressure and i don’t think we should wait for an election to shove them all into the hoosegow.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
they aren’t “specialists in violence” they are fucking goobers who tap to side control pressure and i don’t think we should wait for an election to shove them all into the hoosegow.
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January 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
an evening of laughter with 5 top comedians, all coming together to raise funds for the next distress signals project event!
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they’re not “law enforcement agents” they’re fucking goobers hired by a racist criminal rapist pedophile to hurt people just trying to have a nice day that’s the beginning and end of the “immigration issue” conversation until further notice
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
they’re not “law enforcement agents” they’re fucking goobers hired by a racist criminal rapist pedophile to hurt people just trying to have a nice day that’s the beginning and end of the “immigration issue” conversation until further notice
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if you’re in la, getcha tix here!
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January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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defund the police.
abolish ice.
may god cherish renee good’s eternal soul.
link to a vetted fundraiser to support renee’s family.
gofund.me/7998356dc
abolish ice.
may god cherish renee good’s eternal soul.
link to a vetted fundraiser to support renee’s family.
gofund.me/7998356dc
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
defund the police.
abolish ice.
may god cherish renee good’s eternal soul.
link to a vetted fundraiser to support renee’s family.
gofund.me/7998356dc
abolish ice.
may god cherish renee good’s eternal soul.
link to a vetted fundraiser to support renee’s family.
gofund.me/7998356dc
it is 1991. i am a teenage boy, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2003. i am a young man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2026. i am a middle aged man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2003. i am a young man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2026. i am a middle aged man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
it is 1991. i am a teenage boy, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2003. i am a young man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2026. i am a middle aged man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2003. i am a young man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
it is 2026. i am a middle aged man, and a republican president has started an illegal war for oil.
the iraq war, but with morons
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
the iraq war, but with morons
i dunno if i were a brilliant filmmaker and wanted to make a movie about race in america i would try to make one black people wanna watch and not one they don’t.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
i dunno if i were a brilliant filmmaker and wanted to make a movie about race in america i would try to make one black people wanna watch and not one they don’t.
happy 7th day of kwanzaa, y’all.
imani (faith)
imani (faith)
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
happy 7th day of kwanzaa, y’all.
imani (faith)
imani (faith)
coming in 2026. 💘
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
coming in 2026. 💘
when i was in grad school we threw a party at our apartment even though we didn’t have any furniture yet.
the dean, james lipton, showed up with his wife, who was the literal miss scarlet from the original game of clue.
the dean, james lipton, showed up with his wife, who was the literal miss scarlet from the original game of clue.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
when i was in grad school we threw a party at our apartment even though we didn’t have any furniture yet.
the dean, james lipton, showed up with his wife, who was the literal miss scarlet from the original game of clue.
the dean, james lipton, showed up with his wife, who was the literal miss scarlet from the original game of clue.
i went to a group dinner and struck up a conversation with the guy across me because we both played guitar. i had just started to learn and confessed i had trouble playing an f chord.
he agreed. he was also in kings of leon.
he agreed. he was also in kings of leon.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i went to a group dinner and struck up a conversation with the guy across me because we both played guitar. i had just started to learn and confessed i had trouble playing an f chord.
he agreed. he was also in kings of leon.
he agreed. he was also in kings of leon.
in high school we were partying at an embassy suites hotel & got in the elevator to discover we were standing next to sherman hemsley.
i drunkenly stage-whispered to my friend, “THAT’S GEORGE JEFFERSON.”
as the elevator doors opened, he said, “don’t tell nobody” and did the george jefferson strut.
i drunkenly stage-whispered to my friend, “THAT’S GEORGE JEFFERSON.”
as the elevator doors opened, he said, “don’t tell nobody” and did the george jefferson strut.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
in high school we were partying at an embassy suites hotel & got in the elevator to discover we were standing next to sherman hemsley.
i drunkenly stage-whispered to my friend, “THAT’S GEORGE JEFFERSON.”
as the elevator doors opened, he said, “don’t tell nobody” and did the george jefferson strut.
i drunkenly stage-whispered to my friend, “THAT’S GEORGE JEFFERSON.”
as the elevator doors opened, he said, “don’t tell nobody” and did the george jefferson strut.
my first week in nyc i wound up drunkenly chatting about books with colin quinn at 3am while we waited for our bagels to toast just because i had a kurt vonnegut paperback in my back pocket
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my first week in nyc i wound up drunkenly chatting about books with colin quinn at 3am while we waited for our bagels to toast just because i had a kurt vonnegut paperback in my back pocket
happy birthday to my queen
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
happy birthday to my queen
in our business, white men are also 90.7% of all showrunners.
jd vance has never apologized for being white. but he should apologize for being jd vance.
@qasimrashid.com
jd vance has never apologized for being white. but he should apologize for being jd vance.
@qasimrashid.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
in our business, white men are also 90.7% of all showrunners.
jd vance has never apologized for being white. but he should apologize for being jd vance.
@qasimrashid.com
jd vance has never apologized for being white. but he should apologize for being jd vance.
@qasimrashid.com
the civilian who disarmed one of the bondi shooters was ahmed al ahmed, a lebanese muslim, an immigrant to australia, who owns a fruit shop. he was shot twice.
out of this horrid event, it’s worth reflecting for a moment on the muslim immigrant who rushed to save jewish lives.
“ran INTO the fire.”
out of this horrid event, it’s worth reflecting for a moment on the muslim immigrant who rushed to save jewish lives.
“ran INTO the fire.”
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the civilian who disarmed one of the bondi shooters was ahmed al ahmed, a lebanese muslim, an immigrant to australia, who owns a fruit shop. he was shot twice.
out of this horrid event, it’s worth reflecting for a moment on the muslim immigrant who rushed to save jewish lives.
“ran INTO the fire.”
out of this horrid event, it’s worth reflecting for a moment on the muslim immigrant who rushed to save jewish lives.
“ran INTO the fire.”
i must be a little older than you because i spent that time pulling my shirt over my head and shrieking, “I AM CORNHOLIO”
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i must be a little older than you because i spent that time pulling my shirt over my head and shrieking, “I AM CORNHOLIO”
at the doctor’s office about to get some tests done:
doc: “you’re an actor?”
me: “yeah.”
doc: “you have insurance?”
me: “yeah.”
(looks at my card)
doc: “you don’t have sag insurance.”
me: “……….it’s been a really tough year, man.”
doc: “you’re an actor?”
me: “yeah.”
doc: “you have insurance?”
me: “yeah.”
(looks at my card)
doc: “you don’t have sag insurance.”
me: “……….it’s been a really tough year, man.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
at the doctor’s office about to get some tests done:
doc: “you’re an actor?”
me: “yeah.”
doc: “you have insurance?”
me: “yeah.”
(looks at my card)
doc: “you don’t have sag insurance.”
me: “……….it’s been a really tough year, man.”
doc: “you’re an actor?”
me: “yeah.”
doc: “you have insurance?”
me: “yeah.”
(looks at my card)
doc: “you don’t have sag insurance.”
me: “……….it’s been a really tough year, man.”
movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars or trek, lotr or marvel
“ya know, if you’re gonna lead people… ya gotta have somewhere to go.”
“ya know, if you’re gonna lead people… ya gotta have somewhere to go.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars or trek, lotr or marvel
“ya know, if you’re gonna lead people… ya gotta have somewhere to go.”
“ya know, if you’re gonna lead people… ya gotta have somewhere to go.”