nkemji thee stallion
@itsmethehbic.bsky.social
Pop culture enthusiast and med student(ms4) in my free time. Obsessed with myself. I’m probably posting about bioethics, medicine, tv shows, movies, or switch games👩🏾⚕️🎮 🩺 📺💉
Do NOT suggest dialysis to your nephrology attending unless you’re ready to die on that hill like they’re generally pleasant and good natured people until you mention dialysis or if you tell them cardio is waiting to do a procedure based on renal function then they get ACTIVE omg
August 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Do NOT suggest dialysis to your nephrology attending unless you’re ready to die on that hill like they’re generally pleasant and good natured people until you mention dialysis or if you tell them cardio is waiting to do a procedure based on renal function then they get ACTIVE omg
The intern on nephro last month said she was barely doing anything, had like 3 patients and went home at 1?? Now I’m on nephro with 7 patients, constantly on the run and leaving at 5/6?? Somebody’s lying!
August 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The intern on nephro last month said she was barely doing anything, had like 3 patients and went home at 1?? Now I’m on nephro with 7 patients, constantly on the run and leaving at 5/6?? Somebody’s lying!
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“I only use ChatGPT to—“
Silence. All use is unethical. It’s trained on stolen works and ruining the environment.
Silence. All use is unethical. It’s trained on stolen works and ruining the environment.
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“I only use ChatGPT to—“
Silence. All use is unethical. It’s trained on stolen works and ruining the environment.
Silence. All use is unethical. It’s trained on stolen works and ruining the environment.
Getting to see nephro hate on cardio firsthand >>>>>> honestly it feels justified🥰
July 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Getting to see nephro hate on cardio firsthand >>>>>> honestly it feels justified🥰
Survived my first month/block of residency on floors and I’m on nephro now and tell me why this attending not only does not use elevators but literally RUNS up the stairs like I literally tripped and busted my ass trying to catch this man? He plays too much 😭😭
July 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Survived my first month/block of residency on floors and I’m on nephro now and tell me why this attending not only does not use elevators but literally RUNS up the stairs like I literally tripped and busted my ass trying to catch this man? He plays too much 😭😭
I’m already falling behind in residency and intern year hasn’t even started like??? I’m in danger
June 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m already falling behind in residency and intern year hasn’t even started like??? I’m in danger
My first two electives in residency being nephro and cardio…oh the HATE me 😭
June 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My first two electives in residency being nephro and cardio…oh the HATE me 😭
Said I was gonna read ten (10) books before I started residency all I’ve done is play on my switch 🥰🥰🥰
May 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Said I was gonna read ten (10) books before I started residency all I’ve done is play on my switch 🥰🥰🥰
Just found out my surgery rotation where I got bullied by other med students because I said the hours made no sense and that we couldn’t see any real surgeries cause we had a student scheduling us has been pulled as an offering!! You see when you do clownery…
April 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just found out my surgery rotation where I got bullied by other med students because I said the hours made no sense and that we couldn’t see any real surgeries cause we had a student scheduling us has been pulled as an offering!! You see when you do clownery…
And when I finally get a residency paycheck and buy the switch 2 so I can turn my old switch into a “travel/family” switch
April 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
And when I finally get a residency paycheck and buy the switch 2 so I can turn my old switch into a “travel/family” switch
There is not enough time is the (Stardew Valley) day!!!
April 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There is not enough time is the (Stardew Valley) day!!!
This Nintendo announcement most definitely better come with an animal crossing expansion
April 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This Nintendo announcement most definitely better come with an animal crossing expansion
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[starting a metroid game] i like how the nice lady with arms made out of gun has cool clothes and many powerful toys. time to get used to this status quo
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
[starting a metroid game] i like how the nice lady with arms made out of gun has cool clothes and many powerful toys. time to get used to this status quo
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Doctors Without Borders are a blatantly political organization with deep ties to the “people shouldn’t die” industry
My friend Dr. Joanne Liu, former international president of Doctors Without Borders, was cancelled at NYU. The vice-president in education asked to see her powerpoint, prior to her lecture. One slide showed the number of humanitarian workers who died in Gaza. NYU cancelled the event.
March 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Doctors Without Borders are a blatantly political organization with deep ties to the “people shouldn’t die” industry
Can you get rhabdo in just your arms like?? This is why I switched to Pilates arms because I have not been able to fully extend my arms in 3 days because of an arm workout I did TUESDAY like wtf
March 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Can you get rhabdo in just your arms like?? This is why I switched to Pilates arms because I have not been able to fully extend my arms in 3 days because of an arm workout I did TUESDAY like wtf
Having attended multiple PWIs for undergrad and grad school (unfortunately) I can confidently say the real answer is Piano Man by Billy Joel if we’re being honest but Sweet Caroline is a good runner up
#blacksky can y'all help me settle a debate?!
What is the yt equivalent to Knuck if You Buck?
A. Sweet Caroline
B. Don't stop believing
C. Smells like Teen Spirit
D. We’re Not gona take it
E. Other - name it
There is never a consensus on this topic amongst my ppls
What is the yt equivalent to Knuck if You Buck?
A. Sweet Caroline
B. Don't stop believing
C. Smells like Teen Spirit
D. We’re Not gona take it
E. Other - name it
There is never a consensus on this topic amongst my ppls
March 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Having attended multiple PWIs for undergrad and grad school (unfortunately) I can confidently say the real answer is Piano Man by Billy Joel if we’re being honest but Sweet Caroline is a good runner up
What does it say about me that my “comfort” shows/movie are usually horror…
March 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
What does it say about me that my “comfort” shows/movie are usually horror…
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Whoop whoop 🙌
March 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Whoop whoop 🙌
The bird app being overrun with AI images specifically mimicking the style of Hayao Miyazaki, the founder of Studio Ghibli, when he specifically has said he HATES AI is just diabolical I can’t look at it anymore
March 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The bird app being overrun with AI images specifically mimicking the style of Hayao Miyazaki, the founder of Studio Ghibli, when he specifically has said he HATES AI is just diabolical I can’t look at it anymore
It was for her protection cause I know they were going to find her
HOUSTON (AP) — Texas board denies parole for Yolanda Saldívar, who was convicted of killing Tejano music icon Selena in 1995.
March 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It was for her protection cause I know they were going to find her
As excited and fortunate as I am to have a job come July I can’t help but feeling empty post Match Day like the “I wanna kms” vibe still isn’t gone!! Love that for me😊😊😊😊😊
March 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
As excited and fortunate as I am to have a job come July I can’t help but feeling empty post Match Day like the “I wanna kms” vibe still isn’t gone!! Love that for me😊😊😊😊😊
I’m gonna be a doctor! NRMP you will crumble but I’ll see you on the floors this summer! 👩🏾⚕️🥼🩺🖤
March 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m gonna be a doctor! NRMP you will crumble but I’ll see you on the floors this summer! 👩🏾⚕️🥼🩺🖤
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oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up
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Patient’s copy-n-pasted chart every day for past two weeks:
“Extremities: 2+ pitting edema”
The patient:
“Extremities: 2+ pitting edema”
The patient:
March 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Patient’s copy-n-pasted chart every day for past two weeks:
“Extremities: 2+ pitting edema”
The patient:
“Extremities: 2+ pitting edema”
The patient: