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Not on the rug, man
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That’s right
Indiana stays firm at No. 2 in this week’s College Football Playoff rankings. Ohio State remains No. 1. #iufb
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
And the title would be “Can Freedom Survive the Worship of Fear?”
people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Feels weird watching an Indiana basketball team with an offense
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Remember when you could watch a baseball game without having to think “i
I hope the pitcher isn’t secretly profiting off this 2-1 fastball.” Thank you Rob Manfred sir.
More from Passan: “The 23-page indictment against Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz lays out the alleged scheme for the pitchers to intentionally throw balls so bettors could wager on pitches to be balls or strikes. It started, prosecutors say, as early as May 2023 with Clase and later included Ortiz.”
Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Imagine how much better they could be doing if they had Brad instead
HALFTIME: Indiana leads Marquette 56-38, after a Conor Enright halfcourt prayer goes in. Hard to remember the last time IU scored the ball that efficiently against high-major opposition. #iubb
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Five Minutes for Scroggins is Guided By Voices’ 19th album
Made one for you, ALX
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Indiana with 2 iconic plays against Penn State
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The intro to “Heaven on Their Minds” goes especially hard
For all the musical music that college bands use, I’m surprised I don’t hear more Jesus Christ Superstar.
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
NEVER
DAUNTED
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We did it, Joe
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
6 justices: hunger builds character
3 dissenting justices: people need to eat food to live
The Supreme Court rules 6-3 that you kids have had enough food.
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My wife gets a phone call from her dad, and it freaks her out. Turns out his printer died.
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oh no
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The most Jed era move of all time: sure we’re letting Kyle Tucker go, but wait until you see the amazing 18 year old that will flame out in AA!
The Cubs have extended a one-year Qualifying Offer ($22.025M) to both OF Kyle Tucker and LHP Shota Imanaga, per ESPN's Jeff Passan. The move secured Draft-pick compensation in the event that they decline and then sign with a new team.

Deadline to accept/decline is Nov. 18.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Line sounds like the setting of a bad YA novel: “No one remembers when The Line was built. But 15 year old Kira showly discovers it wasn’t built to keep things out; it was built to keep something in.”
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
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End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
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November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s only the first game, can’t get too excited. It’s Alabama A&M. It’s a long season.

But remember when Archie lost his first game by like 20 to Indiana State?

Oh they were 41% from 3 yesterday? Tucker DeVries had a double double? Sam Alexis scored 17 off the bench?

WE ARE SO BACK LETS GO
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ross Douthat:
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
*Horatio Caine looks at the remains of the sub on the ground*

This crime looks…

*takes off sunglasses*

…deli-berate

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
would love to watch the Law & Order treatment of Sandwich Throwing Trial
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
John Rocker says New York is going downhill like his fastball did in 2001
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Using the precedent set forth in Tariffs vs John Roberts’s Stock Portfolio
Chief Justice Roberts is out. Says the major questions doctrine pretty clearly applies here; the tariffs simply can't survive that. Looks like five pretty clear votes against Trump.

And we STILL haven't gotten to Gorsuch...
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“It’s not weird,” says Tom Brady as he bottle-feeds his clone dog electrolytes and whispers the TB12 method into its ear
Tom Brady revealed that his new dog, Junie, is a clone of his family’s previous dog, Lua, in an interview with People Magazine on Tuesday 🐾

Brady is an investor in biotech company Colossal, which created the clone shortly after Lua’s death.

http://dlvr.it/TP4Z6q
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM