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Matt
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Not on the rug, man
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There’s a whole waterfowl genre
News Goose Suddenly Realizes It Doesn't Have To Honk Like An Idiot Entire Time It's Flapping Wings
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Shrek 2 Space Jam The Exorcist Caligula
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Indiana with 2 iconic plays against Penn State
Omar Cooper Jr making the game winning touchdown catch for Indiana football against penn state Michael Penix Jr making a game winning 2 point conversion against penn state
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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TEXT BASED SOCIAL MEDIA FoR People with anxiety disorders
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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CANDLES FOR $3600
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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ABSOLUTE CINEMA
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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We did it, Joe
Tonight, the NCAA Division I FBS schools witnessed the rise of a new leader among all- time losses within its ranks in the form of Northwestern University. Following a 38-17 loss at USC, the Wildcats suffered the 716th defeat in the history of their football program to surpass the previous high of 715 held by the Indiana Hoosiers.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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lol
The good news for them is that they should have plenty of money available to spend this offseason, and there are plenty of interesting free agent targets available.
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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SPRINGE /ELD. THERE'SA PASSED OUT MANI IN THE OVAL OFFICE! HE'S DEMANDING TO SEE A QUACK!
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Jack Donaghy saying grad students are the worst
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Ross Douthat:
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Me watching this game
Rob Lowe wearing the nfl hat but it has the mlb logo
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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HEY! LOOK, HOMER'S GOT ONE OF THOSE ROBOT CARS. [CRASHES) ONE OF THOSE TESLA SELF DRIVING CARS.
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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My favorite entry on Mookie Betts’s Baseball Reference page
Mookie Betts has bowled 3 perfect games
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Some people should have less confidence
POEMS PRAYERS MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF GREENLIGHTS
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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HEY, WHICH CRAZY THING HAPPENING ARE YOU GUYS SCREAMING ABOUT?
October 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Man, dark days when you can’t even trust this guy
Seth Trustman was indicted
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Indiana stands alone
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Outstanding blocking in the broadcast booth too
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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NONE BUT THE KING OF GONDOR MAY COMMAND ME
October 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM