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Johnny Million
@itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social
https://bio.site/johnnymillion
Guitarist, bassist, streamer, HSRPM contributor
I love over-playing bass on straight forward rock songs. I hope you like it too! #blacklabelsociety
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTONβ€”In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"
A different kind of April fools

*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Back to the bass today - you might see something new fun! Hope you can make it.
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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It's about the elections.
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I've heard this a few times a day since 2015. Yet, here we are.
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Hope you’re staying warm! The hot noodles are happening Saturday again. I’ll see you tomorrow after @halsparks.com show!
January 23, 2026 at 11:52 AM
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VAβ€”In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
theonion.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Surprise! Mike Johnson says he hasn't seen any of Trump's (bonkers) speech in Davos
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I am that thumb head. Apologies accepted.
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
They took Hannity out of the two shot because his reactions were disgusting.
Jones: All you do is keep people fearful because you get paid 45 million a year to keep people fearful so they don’t pay attention to the CEOS taking their healthcare. You don’t care about the American people. You want them to be afraid of immigrants because all you have is fear.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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He does this every time, it’s just how nature works
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Oh man I was wondering if there were concerns to be raised. And now they have mistreated A TROOP?!?!?!
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Dang
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Hey Millionaires, year end at the day job will be preventing this week’s stream. I plan on being back next week, though. Thanks for understanding. 🀘and πŸ»β¬‡οΈ
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Save us the outrage, sweetie.
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Under-rated #convoy riff! "Girls" from 2012 with fantastic flying emojis! #guitar #livestream
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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THIS πŸ‘‡ HERE
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 AM