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Johnny Million

@itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social

I love over-playing bass on straight forward rock songs. I hope you like it too! #blacklabelsociety

February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM

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The Onion

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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

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February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM

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The Screaming Butt Naked Patriot

@buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social

In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.

February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM

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The Tennessee Holler

@thetnholler.bsky.social

Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?

February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM

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jamelle

@jamellebouie.net

very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"

George Pearkes @peark.es · 3d

A different kind of April fools

*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1

January 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM

Johnny Million

@itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social

Back to the bass today - you might see something new fun! Hope you can make it.

January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM

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Jeff Pearlman

@jeffpearlman.bsky.social

It's about the elections.

January 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM

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Will Stancil

@whstancil.bsky.social

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM

Johnny Million

@itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social

Hope you’re staying warm! The hot noodles are happening Saturday again. I’ll see you tomorrow after @halsparks.com show!

January 23, 2026 at 11:52 AM

Johnny Million

@itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social

January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM

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The Onion

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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...

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January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM

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Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

Surprise! Mike Johnson says he hasn't seen any of Trump's (bonkers) speech in Davos

January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM

Johnny Million

@itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social

They took Hannity out of the two shot because his reactions were disgusting.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13d

Jones: All you do is keep people fearful because you get paid 45 million a year to keep people fearful so they don’t pay attention to the CEOS taking their healthcare. You don’t care about the American people. You want them to be afraid of immigrants because all you have is fear.

January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM

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Paul F. Tompkins

@pftompkins.bsky.social

He does this every time, it’s just how nature works

Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith.bsky.social · 12d

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.

January 21, 2026 at 6:06 AM

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Paul F. Tompkins

@pftompkins.bsky.social

Oh man I was wondering if there were concerns to be raised. And now they have mistreated A TROOP?!?!?!

KARE 11 @kare11.bsky.social · 14d

A combat-wounded veteran's eight-hour detention by federal agents in Minneapolis raises concerns about due process in ICE facilities.

Army veteran says ICE agents detained him for hours without access to phone or his attorney

A combat-wounded veteran's eight-hour detention by federal agents in Minneapolis raises concerns about due process in ICE facilities.

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January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM

Johnny Million

@itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social

Hey Millionaires, year end at the day job will be preventing this week’s stream. I plan on being back next week, though. Thanks for understanding. 🤘and 🐻⬇️