Flowbean 🦋💗
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Emily ✌️ She/Her •【=◈︿◈=】• CTF FOREVER 👑 • PrYdaholic • Gutter til I Die • FDT
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March 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm still in shcok I witnessed funktions in some random Dallas alleyway. Shout out @bnl.bsky.social for the good time
February 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm still in shcok I witnessed funktions in some random Dallas alleyway. Shout out @bnl.bsky.social for the good time
As someone with a Canadian step dad and family, yes they are hilarious. The one liners my step dad has seemingly locked and loaded for my moms dramatic ass are just incredible
I don’t think I would ever make fun of Canadians even if I wanted to. I think if you grew up in the 80s or 90s in the US, you’ve always had, at least, the sneaking suspicion that they are MUCH funnier than we are.
February 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
As someone with a Canadian step dad and family, yes they are hilarious. The one liners my step dad has seemingly locked and loaded for my moms dramatic ass are just incredible
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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This morning I reached 250,000 followers here on Bluesky, which is a gobsmackingly large number for me. Thanks so much for following me; I hope I make your experience in the sky better. To celebrate, I've donated to @aclu.org, which helps defend immigrant rights.
www.aclu.org/issues/immig...
www.aclu.org/issues/immig...
Immigrants' Rights | American Civil Liberties Union
The fundamental constitutional protections of due process and equal protection embodied in our Constitution and Bill of Rights apply to every person, regardless of immigration status.
www.aclu.org
January 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This morning I reached 250,000 followers here on Bluesky, which is a gobsmackingly large number for me. Thanks so much for following me; I hope I make your experience in the sky better. To celebrate, I've donated to @aclu.org, which helps defend immigrant rights.
www.aclu.org/issues/immig...
www.aclu.org/issues/immig...
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do any americans go overseas, ride a bullet train, and think: nah, we don't need this?
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
do any americans go overseas, ride a bullet train, and think: nah, we don't need this?
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Deadmau5 still adding to the dunking of blau is beautiful
January 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Deadmau5 still adding to the dunking of blau is beautiful
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This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.
January 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.
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Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
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trump using social media to get younger people to like him by reversing the ban he originally signed is so painfully obvious and I hate that so many people will suffer because of this
January 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
trump using social media to get younger people to like him by reversing the ban he originally signed is so painfully obvious and I hate that so many people will suffer because of this
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"'Patriot' sometimes reads like a thriller in which the narrative opens with 'If you’re reading this, I’m already dead.'" And so he is, but he speaks from beyond the grave, and we should listen.
Navalny's posthumous memoir:
Navalny's posthumous memoir:
Even in Death, Navalny Still Threatens the Putin Regime
The opposition leader’s posthumous memoir is a chronicle of a death foretold.
www.thebulwark.com
January 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"'Patriot' sometimes reads like a thriller in which the narrative opens with 'If you’re reading this, I’m already dead.'" And so he is, but he speaks from beyond the grave, and we should listen.
Navalny's posthumous memoir:
Navalny's posthumous memoir:
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ON JANUARY 20TH, READ MLK! READ ABOUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT! READ ABOUT RECONSTRUCTION! READ ABOUT JIM CROW!
You want to do something for the good of history? Do something constructive and learn from the ancestors.
You want to do something for the good of history? Do something constructive and learn from the ancestors.
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
ON JANUARY 20TH, READ MLK! READ ABOUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT! READ ABOUT RECONSTRUCTION! READ ABOUT JIM CROW!
You want to do something for the good of history? Do something constructive and learn from the ancestors.
You want to do something for the good of history? Do something constructive and learn from the ancestors.
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Carrie Underwood - a singer best known for a song about leaving a man who cheated on her - is performing at the inauguration of a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star a week after she gave birth to their child. Make it make sense.
January 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Carrie Underwood - a singer best known for a song about leaving a man who cheated on her - is performing at the inauguration of a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star a week after she gave birth to their child. Make it make sense.
Selfie and favorite game. ❣️
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Selfie and favorite game. ❣️
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customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
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The average american after 4 years of Robert 'Polio' Kennedy.
December 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The average american after 4 years of Robert 'Polio' Kennedy.