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SALT in my grits!
The number of time I asked my momma to make this like her momma made it and it never quiiiiitttte hit 😭
Lemon glaze cake my grandma way.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fortune 👸🏾
First word you see is how you will close out 2025 🌝💫
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Today my ring asked me if I wanted to stretch my legs. I was on my walkingpad 1.6 miles in🫠
i purposely wear my watch on my non dominant wrist and somehow still closed my exercise ring while crocheting. this is why i take those metrics with a grain of salt.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by Swing low, Skeet chariot ♐️
i purposely wear my watch on my non dominant wrist and somehow still closed my exercise ring while crocheting. this is why i take those metrics with a grain of salt.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
That young man did not unalive himself…
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Evergreen sentiment
Love Marshawn "Beastmode" Lynch
If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congratulations. See you tomorrow
October 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Every weekend I wonder where this Daisy budget comes from bc can’t be this much marketing budget in dairy
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
:31 with the extra snap.

But any excuse to hit play on this one works for me
Wish I were on TikTok to start a Nothing Even Matters snap challenge.

Screw it…honor system. Do it and post the minute marker where you slip up. Longest time wins.
October 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Happened so many times that I gave it up completely
Mocktail mami reporting for duty 🫠
October 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Zackly
It could have been a scheme Todd set up
October 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Most. Importantly.
She wasn’t asking for respect she was asking for the rules to be modified for her . Bigger stars than her have done the Super Bowl unpaid . She is a billionaire missing a check not gonna kill her . Most importantly Taylor swift can’t even sing fr 🤣.
this is genuinely wild
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This. It’s quite disturbing
September 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Points were made
I say this all the time.. our ancestors were strong, built towns by themselves.. fast tracked learning from years of not getting any education. THEY FOUGHT WAY MORE. We dealing with folks who won't stop shopping at Target..
I’ve always hated that “We are not our ancestors” trope
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Indeed. What a time to be alive.
The computer and the internet shoulda stayed in the computer room and dassit.
It being accessible on our phones. We should have left it on the desktops
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Swing low, Skeet chariot ♐️
The computer and the internet shoulda stayed in the computer room and dassit.
It being accessible on our phones. We should have left it on the desktops
What’s one thing about social media you would get rid of if you could?

For me, it would be the complaining tbh
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If Dabo were literally anything else..:
Person, place, OR thing
September 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Facebook sent me $33.06

Lmaooooooo is this the value of my online identity
September 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Is the dawgs defense in the room with us?
September 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ok but nobody is watching that game next Thursday

If there will even be a next Thursday…
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Up past my bedtime and now too mad to go to sleep
Damn James
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Speechless
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Listen

Boys is tusslin’
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I respect A1 marketing when I see it
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August 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#1 team with no offense

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August 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM