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Ignacio Torres
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I get paid to make computers work. Geek. Be gay, do crime.

#unix #devops #freeknowledge #antifa

- You hate people!
- But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
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@iccubdivulga.bsky.social bon dia i bona Diada.

Llegint la @viquipedia.bsky.social he trobat que a diversos articles sobre cossos del sistema solar fan servir gros enlloc de gran per referir-se a la grandària de planetes i satèl·lits.

Quin és el terme correcte en astronomia, gros o gran?

Gràcies.
September 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Te paso la página de discusión de mi usuario de la wikipedia #enlaprimeracita.
September 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Doncs ja tinc Abonament Onachan i 40€ de merchan pel @mangabcn.bsky.social 2025, que quan el @capitanurias.bsky.social monta coses hem de comprar els seus senglars.

I YOKO KANNO. URIAS I EQUIP DE #MANGABCN USAILOFYU.
September 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Fuentes de la presidencia de Madrid confirman que Ayuso volverá cuando se hable castellano. Ahora interviene Illa y lo hace exclusivamente en catalán, así que Ayuso se puede pedir otro café.
June 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Ayuso abandona la Conferencia de Presidentes después de que el lehendakari Pradales hable en catalán y euskera. Paletada histórica.
June 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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aramateix.bsky.social
Que les faltes d’ortografia només restin en exàmens de llengua és assumir que escriure bé no importa si parles d’història, filosofia o matemàtiques. Escriure és pensar. I pensar no hauria de tenir excepcions.
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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oyesherman.bsky.social
Se'm moren les plantes < Vaig guanyant a l'Hundir la flora
June 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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M'agrada descol·locar a la gent.

Quan vivia a Madrid era orgullosament del Barça per poder tocar els nassos, especialment davant la deducció:

- Claro, porque eres de allí.
- Mis padres, yo y ocho generaciones madrileñas.
- WTF.

Arribat a Catalunya vaig...

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June 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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La meva vida és complerta, he arribat a l'Ítaca de les xarxes socials. Obriré una llauna de pinya.
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Y ya son 843 bajas por ansiedad que el CatSalut ha cursado.

Mi doctora: ¿Qué puedo hacer por ti?
Yo: Abolir el capitalismo.
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a spiral with jb años written on the bottom
Alt: Homer cantando "cojo otro muelle, lo tiro por el retrete y ya son 859 muelles que el retrete se ha tragado".
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May 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Un cop l'any i sense ganes.
mldelpueyo.com Miguel 🚀 @mldelpueyo.com · May 26
Follas como haces la Declaración de la Renta.
May 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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japanesetalk.bsky.social
"We also have no plans at all to use generative AI in the future, as we feel that using generative AI can be very detrimental to learning (as it can often say wrong things or make mistakes), aside from being able to offer job positions to humans instead of replacing them with AI."
marumori.io
MaruMori - Learn Japanese
MaruMori is the most fun and complete Japanese language learning platform 🔥 Learn Japanese grammar, kanji, vocabulary, play minigames, test yourself through exercises and more.
marumori.io
May 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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MaruMori shared their stance on AI!

"MaruMori uses no generative AI, nor do we wish to associate ourselves with AI. All content is written and checked by humans, a mix of natives and advanced non-native speakers. Our artwork is also made by a very talented illustrator who is part of our team!"
japanesetalk.bsky.social Japanese Talk @japanesetalk.bsky.social · Apr 29
I was going to post this article this weekend but Duolingo's recent doubling down on replacing humans with generative AI pushed me to get it out sooner.

Here's a list of amazing apps for learning Japanese that DON'T use generative AI!

#cancelDuolingo
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Japanese Study Apps That DON'T Use AI - Japanese Talk
The plagiarism machine seems to be worming its way into everything. Here's a list of Japanese Study apps That DON'T Use AI!
jtalkonline.com
May 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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burkminster.bsky.social
Els papes com la pizza, els millors els de Chicago.
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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#MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourth
Meme de "May the fourth be with you" intentado adaptar al castellano con "Que mayo te acompañe" y convertido en el mucho mejor "que maño te acompañe" con el Supermaño superpuesto a Vader.
May 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Meme template "Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three?" McGonagall confronts Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley asking "Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three?". The characters have the following labels: McGonagall: Europe Harry Potter: Austria Hermione Granger: Hungary Ron Weasley: Poland
March 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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A scene from The Babadook film in which the main character turns to her son in her car and cries "Why can't you just be normal?" The child responds by shrieking. The mother is labeled "European Union" and the child "Trump Administration".
March 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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obdriftwood.bsky.social
Eh, que hoy son los irsen de marzo. Si me queréi.
March 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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matthewsanabria.dev
Sitting in the airport right now waiting for my flight to SUSECON.

If you're attending find me and my colleagues at the Oxide booth. We'll have a rack there and I can show you around.
oxide.computer Oxide Computer Company @oxide.computer · Mar 10
Get hands-on with an Oxide Cloud Computer this week only at SUSECON!
Rectangular promotional banner with a large black ‘0xide’ in the center, surrounded by colored rectangular accents. The top right reads ‘Proud sponsor of SUSECON 2025.’ Below, event details say ‘Orlando, Florida, March 10–14’ with a ‘Join us’ button on the bottom right.
March 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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oxide.computer
Get hands-on with an Oxide Cloud Computer this week only at SUSECON!
Rectangular promotional banner with a large black ‘0xide’ in the center, surrounded by colored rectangular accents. The top right reads ‘Proud sponsor of SUSECON 2025.’ Below, event details say ‘Orlando, Florida, March 10–14’ with a ‘Join us’ button on the bottom right.
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me dicen por el pinganillo que es el cumpleaños de @mrfanshawe.bsky.social así que procedan a felicitarle como se merece.
March 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Hi ha un policia espanyol infiltrat dins tots nosaltres.
Còmic de quatre panels. 1: un home llegeix un cartel que diu "Hi ha un policia espanyol infiltrat dins tots nosaltres." 2: es baixa els pantalons 3: es mira el col separant les natges 4: de dins el cul apareix batman dient "¡Escuela de Ávila, promoción del 25!" Original de https://theoatmeal.com/comics/hero
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Belén Awad-Ratib Gómez ca.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel%C3%...
March 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I'm seriously digging Trudeau here.
Dr. Evil saying "Canada will be implementing 25% tariffs against $155 billion of American products" with his evil pose. Tweet by Justin Trudeau from 5:41 PM · Mar 4, 2025 "The moment U.S. tariffs came into effect this morning, so did the Canadian response. Canada will be implementing 25% tariffs against $155 billion of American products. Starting with $30 billion worth of goods immediately, and the remaining $125 billion in 21 days’ time."
March 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Law of Software Envelopment:

"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can."
— Jamie Zawinski, 1995
kagi.com Kagi HQ @kagi.com · Mar 2
Did someone say Kagi Mail?
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM