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Ignacio Torres
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I get paid to make computers work. Geek. Be gay, do crime.

#unix #devops #freeknowledge #antifa

- You hate people!
- But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
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La meva vida és complerta, he arribat a l'Ítaca de les xarxes socials. Obriré una llauna de pinya.
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Completamente de acuerdo con los dos, aunque diría que hay una parte importante de "películas que me impactaron por el momento en que las vi".

Yo defenderé "Hackers", película denostadísima por fantasma pero que contó con el asesoramiento y visto bueno de miembros del Cult of the Dead Cow.
May 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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#MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourth
Meme de "May the fourth be with you" intentado adaptar al castellano con "Que mayo te acompañe" y convertido en el mucho mejor "que maño te acompañe" con el Supermaño superpuesto a Vader.
May 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Meme template "Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three?" McGonagall confronts Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley asking "Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three?". The characters have the following labels: McGonagall: Europe Harry Potter: Austria Hermione Granger: Hungary Ron Weasley: Poland
March 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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A scene from The Babadook film in which the main character turns to her son in her car and cries "Why can't you just be normal?" The child responds by shrieking. The mother is labeled "European Union" and the child "Trump Administration".
March 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hi ha un policia espanyol infiltrat dins tots nosaltres.
Còmic de quatre panels. 1: un home llegeix un cartel que diu "Hi ha un policia espanyol infiltrat dins tots nosaltres." 2: es baixa els pantalons 3: es mira el col separant les natges 4: de dins el cul apareix batman dient "¡Escuela de Ávila, promoción del 25!" Original de https://theoatmeal.com/comics/hero
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I'm seriously digging Trudeau here.
Dr. Evil saying "Canada will be implementing 25% tariffs against $155 billion of American products" with his evil pose. Tweet by Justin Trudeau from 5:41 PM · Mar 4, 2025 "The moment U.S. tariffs came into effect this morning, so did the Canadian response. Canada will be implementing 25% tariffs against $155 billion of American products. Starting with $30 billion worth of goods immediately, and the remaining $125 billion in 21 days’ time."
March 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Jo sempre havia pensat que era un senyor gros amb corbatí decapitat i estirant la pota. Què coses.
February 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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2560 x 2880 FTW
LG DualUp Monitor 28” 16:18 SDQHD
February 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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February 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Això podria fer-me votar al PSOE a les properes generals.
Captura de pantalla de un vídeo de Youtube titulado: Entrevista a Martín Varsavsky, empresario amigo de Elon Musk: «Si vuelve a ganar Sánchez me voy»
February 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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#HideThePainTrump
Ya me he cansado de acabar con los derechos humanos en el tercer mundo. Ahora acabaré con los derechos humanos en EEUU
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I'm far from a GIMP artist, but someone had to do this.

Hide the pain Trump

imgflip.com/memegenerato...
A Trump version of the "Hide the pain Harold" meme.
January 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Meme del mono que se hace el despistado en que se lee "Vaya día con las policías locales" Los guardias civiles leyendo esto.
January 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Hide the pain Harold meme with the caption I’m bored of being a SRE. Now I’m a Platform Engineer.
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Me turboflipa. ❤️
January 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Cuando jugábamos al Starcraft en red el Probe Miguel era este. #CachitosNochevieja
Protoss Probe
December 31, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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A selection form to choose from: “What's going on? - It's annoying or not interesting - I'm in this photo and I don't like it - I think it shouldn't be on Facebook - It's spam” The chosen option is “I'm in this photo and I don't like it”
December 31, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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My 2024. #wrapped
December 31, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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Sense descarregar cap imatge nova, com estàs mentalment?
Imatge d’un hàmster somrient escombrant un camí al mig d’un camp de flors mentre pensa “bello por fuera, sin serotonina por dentro”.
December 19, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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They should reimplement their democracy in a strongly typed language.
A press heading that reads “Korean lawmakers declare introduction of martial law "null and void'”
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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