Jasmine
@irljasmine.bsky.social
I work in tech and don't recommend it. I also talk to the dead and that I do recommend.
Childfree psychic and future swamp hag.
Neurodivergent, pansexual millennial.
she/her 🏳️🌈
Childfree psychic and future swamp hag.
Neurodivergent, pansexual millennial.
she/her 🏳️🌈
Turns out there's still uplifting things on social media.
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Turns out there's still uplifting things on social media.
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Beautiful owl watching over the graveyard.
November 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Beautiful owl watching over the graveyard.
Hey! It’s been a while!
If you voted for Trump, didn’t vote, or tossed your vote into the void by going third party this is a great time to unfollow me and, if I know you irl, lose my number!
I don’t care about why you voted the way you did. Just quietly go. I don’t want you in my life.
xoxo
If you voted for Trump, didn’t vote, or tossed your vote into the void by going third party this is a great time to unfollow me and, if I know you irl, lose my number!
I don’t care about why you voted the way you did. Just quietly go. I don’t want you in my life.
xoxo
November 6, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Hey! It’s been a while!
If you voted for Trump, didn’t vote, or tossed your vote into the void by going third party this is a great time to unfollow me and, if I know you irl, lose my number!
I don’t care about why you voted the way you did. Just quietly go. I don’t want you in my life.
xoxo
If you voted for Trump, didn’t vote, or tossed your vote into the void by going third party this is a great time to unfollow me and, if I know you irl, lose my number!
I don’t care about why you voted the way you did. Just quietly go. I don’t want you in my life.
xoxo
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Ladies and gentlemen... we got him.
November 30, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... we got him.
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The video is up! It's almost 2 hours long! I promise you, it's a hopeful story! If you're a Twins fan, please watch and then share with your friends to help them understand your inner turmoil
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWm_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWm_...
The Minnesota Twins and the Cruelest Streak in Sports
If you enjoyed this and would like to help with my dog's surgery: https://paypal.me/chrishanelA story about my favorite baseball team, the unlikeliest losing...
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September 26, 2023 at 7:23 PM
The video is up! It's almost 2 hours long! I promise you, it's a hopeful story! If you're a Twins fan, please watch and then share with your friends to help them understand your inner turmoil
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWm_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWm_...
I would enjoy nature shows so much more if the sound effects team didn't insert wet squishy sounds whenever bugs move at all. Antennae moving? SQUIIISH.
ew ew ew
plz you don't need to do this
ew ew ew
plz you don't need to do this
September 23, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I would enjoy nature shows so much more if the sound effects team didn't insert wet squishy sounds whenever bugs move at all. Antennae moving? SQUIIISH.
ew ew ew
plz you don't need to do this
ew ew ew
plz you don't need to do this
Someone in the YouTube video I'm watching just said they don't believe in poly relationships..?? Bro they aren't cryptids, we can see them.
September 11, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Someone in the YouTube video I'm watching just said they don't believe in poly relationships..?? Bro they aren't cryptids, we can see them.
Checking out Starfield with @chrishanel.bsky.social and is it just me or does The Crimson Fleet sound like a scifi girlie [affectionate] talking about their period?
"Please pick up some super tampons when you're at the store honey, The Crimson Fleet is almost here :("
"Please pick up some super tampons when you're at the store honey, The Crimson Fleet is almost here :("
September 7, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Checking out Starfield with @chrishanel.bsky.social and is it just me or does The Crimson Fleet sound like a scifi girlie [affectionate] talking about their period?
"Please pick up some super tampons when you're at the store honey, The Crimson Fleet is almost here :("
"Please pick up some super tampons when you're at the store honey, The Crimson Fleet is almost here :("
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@irljasmine.bsky.social ahh there it is 🫢😂
awake but at what cost
September 4, 2023 at 5:12 AM
@irljasmine.bsky.social ahh there it is 🫢😂
ok if we only get to burn one man can we vote on which one? I know it’ll be hard to decide, there are so many good candidates
September 3, 2023 at 10:51 PM
ok if we only get to burn one man can we vote on which one? I know it’ll be hard to decide, there are so many good candidates
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In case you need more context.
September 3, 2023 at 2:38 PM
In case you need more context.
Paxil is causing nightmarish muscle twitching so I went off it for five days and then cried like six times yesterday. It’s back on the wiggly muscle medication for me today. 💀 My eye twitching reduced like 90% and I almost never had a random limb flail after a couple days but dang the bonus anxiety.
September 3, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Paxil is causing nightmarish muscle twitching so I went off it for five days and then cried like six times yesterday. It’s back on the wiggly muscle medication for me today. 💀 My eye twitching reduced like 90% and I almost never had a random limb flail after a couple days but dang the bonus anxiety.
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Burning Man is for people that lack ambition. Why burn just one man?
September 3, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Burning Man is for people that lack ambition. Why burn just one man?
One of the fun things about being autistic is upsetting everyone so much by needing direct communication that you just stop communicating. I can’t avoid people being mad at me for me not understanding them but I can avoid talking to people which is ultimately a lot less heartbreaking. 😬
September 3, 2023 at 9:12 PM
One of the fun things about being autistic is upsetting everyone so much by needing direct communication that you just stop communicating. I can’t avoid people being mad at me for me not understanding them but I can avoid talking to people which is ultimately a lot less heartbreaking. 😬
every time I see a post about mercury in gatorade I wonder if I should mention the four other sailor scouts also in gatorade right now
mercury getting all the hate 😭
mercury getting all the hate 😭
September 3, 2023 at 12:52 AM
every time I see a post about mercury in gatorade I wonder if I should mention the four other sailor scouts also in gatorade right now
mercury getting all the hate 😭
mercury getting all the hate 😭
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy - no selfies
September 2, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy - no selfies
I gift you: the the knowledge of these two seemingly bdsm themed Thai restaurants across the street from each other that I found on Zillow
September 2, 2023 at 2:05 AM
I gift you: the the knowledge of these two seemingly bdsm themed Thai restaurants across the street from each other that I found on Zillow
The only regret I have is not following through with suicide like I’d planned 23 years ago. When my I told my mom how I was feeling and she replied “then do it” I always wish I had.
I stayed because it’s the “right” thing to do. So much therapy, so many medications, and my brain is still the same.
I stayed because it’s the “right” thing to do. So much therapy, so many medications, and my brain is still the same.
September 1, 2023 at 10:04 PM
The only regret I have is not following through with suicide like I’d planned 23 years ago. When my I told my mom how I was feeling and she replied “then do it” I always wish I had.
I stayed because it’s the “right” thing to do. So much therapy, so many medications, and my brain is still the same.
I stayed because it’s the “right” thing to do. So much therapy, so many medications, and my brain is still the same.
He was not a fan of the trip home but is now happily sleeping after dinner~
If I’d just had spine surgery and a substantial portion of my skin was held together by staples the last thing I’d think to do is ROLL ON THEM but that’s all Deeps wants when he’s awake 😫 sir how do I explain staples to you
If I’d just had spine surgery and a substantial portion of my skin was held together by staples the last thing I’d think to do is ROLL ON THEM but that’s all Deeps wants when he’s awake 😫 sir how do I explain staples to you
August 26, 2023 at 4:29 AM
He was not a fan of the trip home but is now happily sleeping after dinner~
If I’d just had spine surgery and a substantial portion of my skin was held together by staples the last thing I’d think to do is ROLL ON THEM but that’s all Deeps wants when he’s awake 😫 sir how do I explain staples to you
If I’d just had spine surgery and a substantial portion of my skin was held together by staples the last thing I’d think to do is ROLL ON THEM but that’s all Deeps wants when he’s awake 😫 sir how do I explain staples to you
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Some of y’alls mindbodies aren’t deeply and permanently malfunctioning and it shows.
August 25, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Some of y’alls mindbodies aren’t deeply and permanently malfunctioning and it shows.