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Jasmine
@irljasmine.bsky.social
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I work in tech and don't recommend it. I also talk to the dead and that I do recommend.
Childfree psychic and future swamp hag.
Neurodivergent, pansexual millennial.
she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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Beautiful owl watching over the graveyard.
A light colored owl with dark markings sitting high up in a leafy tree. A light colored owl with dark markings sitting high up in a leafy tree. They look curious.
November 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy - no selfies
A hot pick background with a cute white and pink cottage supported by bird legs wearing high heels in front of it. There’s text across the hut in the style of the Barbie font that says “Barbie Yaga”.
September 2, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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I gift you: the the knowledge of these two seemingly bdsm themed Thai restaurants across the street from each other that I found on Zillow
A map of a town in Oregon. Two restaurants are circled in green, one named Thai Us Up and one named Thai Me Up.
September 2, 2023 at 2:05 AM
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He was not a fan of the trip home but is now happily sleeping after dinner~

If I’d just had spine surgery and a substantial portion of my skin was held together by staples the last thing I’d think to do is ROLL ON THEM but that’s all Deeps wants when he’s awake 😫 sir how do I explain staples to you
A papillon curled up on a soft looking, gray blanket facing away from the camera. His back is mostly shaved and his incision from spinal surgery is held together with staples. His fur is white and both his fur and skin have black large spots of pigmentation.
August 26, 2023 at 4:29 AM
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Our little papillon Deeps had surgery yesterday to decompress one of his bulging discs. 🥹🥰💕 We got to visit him today and he’s healing great so he’s gonna come home tomorrow~~ 🥹🥳
A tri colored papillon sitting on a pink plaid blanket in a vet’s office. His back is shaved for surgery and while the space is mostly covered by a large white bandage some of his shaved skin is visible. He’s looking back at the camera user. A tri colored papillon sitting on a pink plaid blanket being gently held by myself, a Caucasian woman with red hair and a visible vegvisir tattoo on my shoulder. I’m wearing a black dress with pink flowers, a CAN99 mask, and my shoulder length hair is half up in a black satin scrunchie. My right hand is hovering above his surgery site. A tri colored papillon being held by Chris, my spouse. Chris is wearing a pink hoodie and an N95 mask and Deeps the papillon is wearing a blue bandage holding his IV tube in place.
August 25, 2023 at 3:34 AM
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I love him so much, here he is looking like a weird painting while napping 🥹💕💕
A tri colored papillon laterally recumbent in his circular tan dog bed. He almost looks like he’s running with his little paws gathered together. A pair of purple Crocs are visible behind him (sorry).
August 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
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Deeps is still having a difficult time walking and unfortunately it looks like it’s neurological instead of degenerative disc disease. We have an appointment with a pet neurologist in Portland early next week. He’s energetic and wants to slip and slide around so we got him this little carrier. 💕💕
A fluffy, tri colored papillon in a black front backpack worn by my spouse. The pappilon’s four legs are dangling out adorably and his majestic ear fluff is blowing in the wind.
July 29, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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*sweats nervously*
I clicked cancel just in case.
Screen shot of Witch and Cat displaying a pop up with no text in it except the “OK” and “Cancel” buttons.
July 25, 2023 at 6:12 AM
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We’ve been driving for five hundred years, we’ve seen civilizations rise and fall, I think we live in this car now
Sunset fading blue to peach in Portland. A crescent moon in a sunset fading from dusky gray to burnt orange. Three tall buildings outlined in an orangey sunset. Bushes, cars, and street lights stand out against a sunset fading gray blue to orange.
July 20, 2023 at 7:41 AM
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The dogs get anxious when they see us packing so I put my overnight bag in a laundry bin and nobody’s figured it out yet 😂 “oh they’re always putting clothes in there it’s fine”
A black overnight bag with a gay space cat design hidden inside a teal laundry hamper.
July 19, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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Ceiling projector shaped like a dinosaur egg was a great purchase, definitely recommend, comes with essential white noise tracks that sound like such classics as “genuinely a territorial squirrel” and “constant mooing with added periodic dog barking”.
Blue, swirly lights and green dots projected onto a dark ceiling.
July 18, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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Relatable content on Etsy.
A screenshot of an Etsy product page featuring a shirt that says “I microdose so I don’t macromurder”
July 15, 2023 at 3:27 AM
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hot people selfie thread
A selfie of a pale woman with red hair smiling at the camera. She’s wearing two gold necklaces, a black dress with flowers on it, and both a paved path and an ocean bay can be seen behind her. The sky is mostly overcast and the tree line is hazy in the distance.
July 11, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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Errands and (not pictured) making dinner has me ready to sleep for a year. Summer heat is comin’ for meeee. 🫠
A pale, blurry woman with red hair and winged eyeliner laying down and looking at the camera. She’s wearing a black shirt, gold oval pendant, gold glasses, and is lit partially by the tv that’s also reflected in her glasses. Grön sugar coated pearls in flavor pomegranate. Lucy the yorkie sniffs the closed package with interest. A woman with shoulder length red hair staring intently at a Starbucks pink drink she’s holding. She’s wearing glasses and a gold pendant.
July 11, 2023 at 6:06 AM
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a picture on your phone with your energy. not a selfie.
A sticker of Sailor Moon flipping the viewer off on the window of a black car.
July 9, 2023 at 7:35 PM
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CAN99 respirator with a cute rhinestone cloth mask for decoration. 😌✨
A woman with red hair and glasses looking at the camera. She’s wearing a CAN99 mask under a rhinestone cloth mask. Her nails are painting black and she’s giving a peace sign. She’s also wearing two gold colored necklaces.
July 9, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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I picked up this adorable Kuromi phone stand so I can watch YouTube documentaries in the kitchen while I’m cooking. 😂🥰
A light purple plastic phone stand with a Kuromi design on it. Her head is looking out over the top of the stand and there’s text printed on it that reads, “KUROMI Kuromi is always in style!” The stand is sitting on a wooden cutting board and a can of root beer can be seen in the background.
July 7, 2023 at 5:52 AM
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Recently @chrishanel.bsky.social and I got to visit the cemetery where we took some of our wedding photos. 🥰
A Caucasian woman wearing large glasses standing outside in front of a sign that says, “Ferndale Cemetery”. Some graves are visible on the left, trees on the right, and the sky is overcast and gray. Concrete steps and concrete graves at the Ferndale Cemetery entrance. The top third of the picture shows an overcast sky. A Caucasian man wearing an oversized pink hoodie and light blue jeans stands at the top of a hill in Ferndale Cemetery. He’s wearing glasses and holding a small yorkie with a pink harness on. Gravestones and monuments can be seen behind him on the rolling green. An overcast sky in Ferndale cemetery. Graves and manicured bushes can be seen along with a church and the tops of other buildings in the distance. The small dandelions are thriving.
July 6, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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It’s noise cancelling time, sensory sensitive people~ Grab your ear plugs, Loops, any noise canceling headphones/earbuds you have and enjoy a slightly easier evening if you can. I’m streaming Discovery+, snuggling Lucy the yorkie, and wrapped in soft blankets (thanks to the AC 💀). Good luck tonight!
A Caucasian woman with blue-green eyes and red hair wearing large, gold glasses and AirPods looks at the camera, smiling slightly. She has a teal blanket over her head she’s holding closed with her right hand. Pink nail polish and a silver ring with a black stone are visible on her hand. There are multicolored lights hanging from the wall behind her.
July 5, 2023 at 3:13 AM
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Quote skeet with pet pics to make everyone smile
A tri colored papillon panting with his tongue out. His eyes are squinting in relaxation. He looks kinda high tbh.
July 4, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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I am deceased 😂😂😂
June 21, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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“Imma download one of those ghost box apps and see what the ghosts have to say. Maybe it’ll be enlightening. 😌”

The ghost:
June 19, 2023 at 8:33 PM
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In eight years no women have DM’d me on Yahtzee (…because it’s Yahtzee, why would we chat 😂) but for some reason men frequently want personal info as soon as they start a game 🙃

So I decided to begin sharing but they don’t seem to like that either, he forfeited right after 🥺 #lizardskin
June 12, 2023 at 7:06 PM
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Goal:
fancy gold and black nails

Reality:
👻 🧡 Happy Halloween in June 🖤 🎃
A woman’s hand outstretched to show her manicure. Almond shaped nails with gold polish that’s showing up orange in my bedroom lighting, plus a black accent nail. Unintentional spooky vibes. Oops it’s Halloween in June looking nails being cured under a UV light.
June 5, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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Oh wow my birth was foretold
Wikipedia entry that reads “Specific prophetic movements Main article: Great Disappointment”
June 4, 2023 at 5:48 AM