Simon
@ipafan.bsky.social
Lincoln City fan. In Sheffield. Occasional cyclist. He/him
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every friend group got that one guy that protects the moral integrity of the botanist from murdering someone with a ‘you’re not that guy’, before telling the mad scientist experimenting on children with the protomolecule ‘i am that guy’
July 16, 2023 at 2:23 PM
every friend group got that one guy that protects the moral integrity of the botanist from murdering someone with a ‘you’re not that guy’, before telling the mad scientist experimenting on children with the protomolecule ‘i am that guy’
lol he climbed down. embarrassing country!
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
lol he climbed down. embarrassing country!
but why would a Gaul hate me? I am merely a plebeian in Rome
January 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
but why would a Gaul hate me? I am merely a plebeian in Rome
terrible news for guys in 1996
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
terrible news for guys in 1996
Yankee go home
Zack Polanski has said that Britain should expel US forces from the UK if the country seizes Greenland - a proposal 55% of Britons support
Support: 55%
Oppose: 22%
yougov.co.uk/topics/trave...
Support: 55%
Oppose: 22%
yougov.co.uk/topics/trave...
January 21, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Yankee go home
is there a term for when people deliberately pretend to not understand something in order to say, deny genocide or back far right hooligans rioting in Birmingham?
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 AM
is there a term for when people deliberately pretend to not understand something in order to say, deny genocide or back far right hooligans rioting in Birmingham?
Every British tennis player is made of glass apart from Cam Norrie it seems
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Every British tennis player is made of glass apart from Cam Norrie it seems
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If you spend money on anything Harry Potter, you are funding this.
If you think it's okay to continue being a fan and talking about it and putting your Hogwarts House in your profile since you already bought the books/movies, Rowling had stated the continued fandom shows you support her bigotry.
If you think it's okay to continue being a fan and talking about it and putting your Hogwarts House in your profile since you already bought the books/movies, Rowling had stated the continued fandom shows you support her bigotry.
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
If you spend money on anything Harry Potter, you are funding this.
If you think it's okay to continue being a fan and talking about it and putting your Hogwarts House in your profile since you already bought the books/movies, Rowling had stated the continued fandom shows you support her bigotry.
If you think it's okay to continue being a fan and talking about it and putting your Hogwarts House in your profile since you already bought the books/movies, Rowling had stated the continued fandom shows you support her bigotry.
In light of current world events I would like to say how much I like the Chengdu J-20 multirole fighter aircraft.
January 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
In light of current world events I would like to say how much I like the Chengdu J-20 multirole fighter aircraft.
Not having this pencil yank twat telling me what to do.
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Not having this pencil yank twat telling me what to do.
Such an easy win to go against Trump. He is done, his polls are bad. Yet Starmer is too weak.
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Such an easy win to go against Trump. He is done, his polls are bad. Yet Starmer is too weak.
He’s right. We cannot have European security on the ballot every four years, decided by only a few thousand voters in about 4 US swing states. I do however think we should keep a nuclear deterrent as it seems to be the only guarantor of sovereignty in the 21st century.
EXC: Zack Polanski tells us Britain should consider closing US military bases, leave Nato and denuclearise, as he begins to flesh out the Greens’ foreign policy.
Also spells out to @pippacrerar.bsky.social and me his red lines in any coalition talks to come.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Also spells out to @pippacrerar.bsky.social and me his red lines in any coalition talks to come.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
UK should consider expelling US forces from British bases, says Zack Polanski
Exclusive: Green party leader advocates leaving Nato and says Britain should wean itself off its reliance on the US
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 AM
He’s right. We cannot have European security on the ballot every four years, decided by only a few thousand voters in about 4 US swing states. I do however think we should keep a nuclear deterrent as it seems to be the only guarantor of sovereignty in the 21st century.
Pune grand tour looks class. 2.2 race but looks and feels like a protour race.
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Pune grand tour looks class. 2.2 race but looks and feels like a protour race.
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every day the Financial Times asks me questions i am frankly unqualified to answer
January 19, 2026 at 9:15 PM
every day the Financial Times asks me questions i am frankly unqualified to answer
very funny thing to say considering who you thick fucks elected President, twice
Sorry dog, we’re working on it. Just try to keep the Nationalist Anti-Muslim And Transphobia Party from taking over the parliament of whatever country you’re from
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 PM
very funny thing to say considering who you thick fucks elected President, twice
yes please come to our country that is full of neo Nazis, for your err safety.
The Trump administration has discussed offering asylum to Britain’s Jewish population, a lawyer for the president has said.
Robert Garson, Trump’s personal lawyer, said that the UK was “no longer a safe place for Jews” ⬇️
Robert Garson, Trump’s personal lawyer, said that the UK was “no longer a safe place for Jews” ⬇️
Trump lawyer says US discussed offering asylum to British Jews
Trump lawyer says US discussed offering asylum to British Jews
www.thetimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
yes please come to our country that is full of neo Nazis, for your err safety.
really have a deep hatred for the American people for inflicting this man on the world.
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 AM
really have a deep hatred for the American people for inflicting this man on the world.
feel like the yanks need a bit of a bloody nose to make them humble
January 19, 2026 at 10:07 AM
feel like the yanks need a bit of a bloody nose to make them humble
I love waking up to the mad ramblings of the insane man the yanks made president for some reason.
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I love waking up to the mad ramblings of the insane man the yanks made president for some reason.
EU gotta make people like Musk, Andresson squeal. Hit those guys hard and they’ll run to daddy Trump and beg him.
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
EU gotta make people like Musk, Andresson squeal. Hit those guys hard and they’ll run to daddy Trump and beg him.
All that premier league parachute money and you can’t beat little Lincoln, very sad!
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
All that premier league parachute money and you can’t beat little Lincoln, very sad!
Pep Fraudiola needs another £500m after that
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Pep Fraudiola needs another £500m after that
currently dual screening the Bahrain darts masters and the European figure skating championships
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
currently dual screening the Bahrain darts masters and the European figure skating championships
Congratulations to the new West Midlands police chief constable, the Maccabi tel Aviv ultras
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Congratulations to the new West Midlands police chief constable, the Maccabi tel Aviv ultras
Nobel committee really hit out of the park with this one didn’t they.
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Nobel committee really hit out of the park with this one didn’t they.